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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tyler
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posted December 06, 2006 03:57 AM
what do you call flying through timezones and not being able to sleep when its in your dreams?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 06, 2006 04:18 AM
Would you say that this was an arterial wound?
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Tyler
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posted December 06, 2006 04:22 AM
what do you mean by 'i demand a bandaid or ill have your head'?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 06, 2006 04:37 AM
Why won't you just take my advice and get rid of that blunted razorblade before you hurt yourself?
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Euripides
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posted December 06, 2006 05:04 AM
When you are running from a murderous zombie and your friend, mortally wounded, tells you to go on without him, what do you say?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 06, 2006 05:25 AM
Why didn't you flee in horror when I told you that there was a monster coming?
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Sterling
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posted December 06, 2006 06:02 PM
How am I "not supposed to take offense" to being called a "pig-headed, grub-eating, fascist sub-vertebrate"?
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Euripides
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posted December 06, 2006 06:06 PM
So how do you lubricate the man who has to be the human cannonball for a cannon that small?
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Sterling
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posted December 07, 2006 04:12 AM
Does the chef's beef stew always have this "stick-to-the-ribs" quality?
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Euripides
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posted December 07, 2006 04:47 AM
You're telling me they had a 10-tier cake and clusters of helium balloons for Rumsfeld's going away party?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 07, 2006 06:05 AM
Ouch! I just cut my lips on this length of reed. Why am I trying to ingest this beverage using such a clumsy utensil?
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Euripides
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posted December 07, 2006 06:25 AM
Grampa, my textbook says that in the 20th and 21st centuries humans irradiated parts of their own planet. Is that true?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 07, 2006 06:30 AM
I'm starting to become malnourished, have been fired from my job, my girlfriend left me and my eyes are getting sore. What's the matter with me?
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Euripides
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posted December 08, 2006 03:29 AM
Why should I get this Aston Martin DBS instead of the Mazda we saw? It doesn't have as much baggage space.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 08, 2006 03:49 AM
I've recently developed some new anxieties; I can't look out my rear window due to vertigo and I feel the need to run whenever I see birds. What type of affliction might cause such symptoms?
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SenojRetep
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posted December 08, 2006 07:55 AM
Timmy, why are you refusing to be "Helium" in our elementary school science play?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 08, 2006 08:13 AM
Why do you only use one flamingo to play croquet?
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Euripides
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posted December 08, 2006 09:03 AM
So River, do you have any weird and chemically induced but somehow counter-intuitively useful advice to give to Jane?
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Tyler
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posted December 08, 2006 07:45 PM
so if i shoot this guy in the head, it means i have the power of life, right?
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DDDaysh
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posted December 09, 2006 12:34 AM
Is that really a miniature hampster in your iPod?
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Homestarrunner
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posted December 09, 2006 12:41 AM
You're letting your little brother roam free again?
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 10, 2006 12:13 AM
Is my face too shiny?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 11, 2006 04:40 AM
So, apart from my left eye having been picked out by a nasty raven, the right side of my face being horribly disfigured due to an accident with acid, my Flock-of-Seagulls haircut and my gap-toothed smile, do you think I look good enough for my date tonight?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 11, 2006 08:51 AM
When do you think Mr. Card will be sending me my pony?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 11, 2006 10:01 AM
Are the finals hard in art school?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 11, 2006 10:10 AM
Can I use a roller to clean my teeth?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 11, 2006 01:26 PM
Where can I get an over-priced, obnoxiously fruit scented cardboard cut out of a naked woman to hang from my mirror?
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Sterling
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posted December 11, 2006 11:19 PM
Thahg ready leave cave now; how get up speed with Cro-Magnon world?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 12, 2006 03:53 AM
Why are you so insistant that I do not read the whole of this software license agreement?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 12, 2006 10:23 AM
Can you read the engraving on this chastity belt?
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Sterling
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posted December 12, 2006 01:33 PM
All right, the candy is very nice; what's the second part of your act?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 13, 2006 03:40 AM
Do you know how much effort it took to wash these drops of Jupiter out of my hair?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 13, 2006 12:54 PM
Do you think you could tell me the cost of construction per square foot in the downtown area?
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Dan_raven
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posted December 13, 2006 01:07 PM
Where did Joe's ex-wife, what's her name, go to get that quickly divorce?
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 13, 2006 01:19 PM
To whom did you sell those size 14 ladies pumps in navy blue?[ December 13, 2006, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 13, 2006 01:31 PM
Would you like me to buy you one of those Oompah-Loompahs, Veruca?
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 13, 2006 03:03 PM
Have you seen a little checkered shirt and dungarees anywhere?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 14, 2006 03:21 AM
Is he live or is he dead? Has he thoughts within his head?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 14, 2006 04:29 AM
Why am I giving you my Hatrack password?
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ginette
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posted December 14, 2006 05:11 AM
Do you really think that would make it any better?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 14, 2006 05:46 AM
But... my princess, why are you going to let a few thorns get in your way when there's a sleeping beauty that awaits your presence?
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Szymon
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posted December 14, 2006 07:39 AM
Abortion 9,99$ and euthanasia 15,99$... For my granny... please, Honey! What do you say?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 14, 2006 09:39 AM
So, did the enema work?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 14, 2006 11:43 AM
Who brought up chain-mail underwear, again!?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 14, 2006 05:42 PM
Who thought that electing Son of Bush was such a great idea anyway?
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Jeesh
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posted December 14, 2006 08:46 PM
What do I do next to make hot coco?
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Sterling
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posted December 14, 2006 09:34 PM
Why the heck do you think a total stranger like me would give you a kidney?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 15, 2006 03:46 AM
Why don't you get mad when somebody equates you to a foreign currency?
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 15, 2006 10:37 AM
So, what'd you dig up now?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 15, 2006 11:39 AM
Why did you legally change your name into Nevada Smith?
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