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MK-ULTRA
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Whats the best time for veggies?

For pulling out his wallet.

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Why did he get arrested?

Give me a break!

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Narnia
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What, don't you think that he should have gotten arrested for wearing a peace pin?

Bizarre, but true.

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Trondheim
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"Keiko" has found refuge in Norway. How would you rate his reunion with his childhood sweetheart?

"Cicciolina" Rice was finally found out!

Edit: slight misunderstanding [Razz]

[ April 05, 2003, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: Trondheim ]

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Did you hear about the homosexual that was in the mob?

Now that is a great stickup line.

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Narnia
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No I'm not happy to see you and yes this IS a gun in my pocket! Is that what you wanted to hear?

I guess you could give him the microfilm if you're ok with the world ending sooner than we all wanted it to!

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Should I give him the microfilm or not? Yes or no.

Frailty, thy name is Fast Food.

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WHAT'S MY NAME? C'MON SAY IT!!! WHAT'S MY NAME?

Gettin' Jiggy Wit It.

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I heard Puff Daddy had a knew techno album out, but a new fishing show!?!?




Yes, and it broke my toe.

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So, is it true that you got a pet mongoose

better, faster, stronger

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Narnia
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So what are some characteristics of the BTQ thread as of late?

I love this thread!

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Why can't you just stop sewing for one day?!



First in the front, then in the back, then in the front again. I'm rather worn out.

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Regretting that extra doorbell yet?

Home Depot is the gate to hell!

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Your entire family was killed by a rogue gang of posessed 2X4s?



Well, it certainly is better than a grilled cheese sandwich.

[ April 07, 2003, 02:01 PM: Message edited by: Frisco ]

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Caleb Varns
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I'm taking your advice about getting a different hat. What do you think?

Please, please, if you have to ask, remember that there's only four left.

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Frisco
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Daddy, if I'm really good this year, will Santa Claus get me one of the Great Pyramids of Egypt?



If you keep making that face, it will get stuck that way.

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Caleb Varns
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I was thinking of calling it "self-portrait". You got any other ideas?

Listen, I know it's tempting, but you have to resist if you want to see any long-term benefits.

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Frisco
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Will my life insurance pay out even if I decide on suicide?



I used to be...before the accident.

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Caleb Varns
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I've been looking forward to strip-poker all day. How about you?

Faster than a speeding bullet.

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Whats the secret to dodging bullets?

'Scuse me while I brace myself...

[ April 07, 2003, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

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Frisco
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You really think reading "Do-It-Yourself Dentistry for Dummies" is going to help?


I might be. I can't remember.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is anyone here member number 3765?

A tattoo where even I can't see it!!!

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Frisco
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You're hearing voices in your head, but all they say is, "De plane, boss, de plane!"?



I think I'll just watch this time.

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Come Pinky, its time to take over the world.

Its the end of the world as we know it.

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T_Smith
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Did I just see a last post thread?

You call them nerf herders.

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What should we call those people herding nerfs?

It's called wiggle room.

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Caleb Varns
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Isn't there a better term for 'Dedicated Onanism Space'?

That ought to affect his credit rating!

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Narnia
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Did you hear that Bob just got arrested for embezzling 13 million dollars from his law firm?

Yes, that's what I said.

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Do you, Narnia take this, um...what is he? Well, do you?

Seems fishy to me.

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Waiter, are you sure this is bouillabaisse?

It's always the monkeys.

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Someone keeps breaking into the employee lounge and reprogramming the VCR. Do you know who it could be?

I'd like an anteater with that.

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Okay, that's one complete box set of Pink Panther cartoons. Anything else?

If you got that one, you are definitely old.

[ April 08, 2003, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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I took this photo of the baby Bob. Wanna see?

I'm not that old.

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Is it true you took dictation for God?

Take two tablets and call me in a millennium.

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What should I do about these bumps?

Vroom!

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Narnia
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So Mario Andretti, what do you think of Onanism?

I can't believe I said that!

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What is it with you and auto racing?

Maybe she's just tired.

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Wow, was she just run over by a car, or what?

You're supposed to put a lid on it first.

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That Mr. Cra%%%% and his new invention is history. I've made a cheap clone of his new fangled toilet. Its perfect. What do you think.

I am flushed with victory.

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Well, Mr. Rael, how does it feel to finally have cloned something?

I think you need to have that examined more closely.

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I have a mole that is genetically identical to you. Is that even possible?

DNA is sacred to my religion.

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So your cramming a goldfish in your ear why?

Because it sounded like a good idea at the time.

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Caleb Varns
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So wait. You took out a personal ad, then got married to a complete stranger so you could stop people from calling you in response to your ad???

I need to get me one of those.

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Do you like my Hatrack body double?

No! You're supposed to attack HIM first!

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Would my making silly faces at him improve Bob's day?

I once made you laugh.

[ April 10, 2003, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

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Feyd Baron
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I don't care what you're doing with my spleen, will you put it down please?

Yeah sure, let me find a bowl.

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Do you have any experience in cutting hair?

The nearest one is over three blocks and around the back in the alley.

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Where's the nearest Hatrack Gathering?

These things are popping up everywhere!!!!

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So, Pharoah, can my people go now?

That's what you get with an open Forum.

[ April 10, 2003, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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What's with all the Newbies?

Give me a loincloth and i'll be your tarzan.

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