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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
MK-ULTRA
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posted April 05, 2003 05:16 PM
Whats the best time for veggies? For pulling out his wallet.
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Trondheim
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posted April 05, 2003 05:43 PM
Why did he get arrested? Give me a break!
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Narnia
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posted April 05, 2003 06:00 PM
What, don't you think that he should have gotten arrested for wearing a peace pin? Bizarre, but true.
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Trondheim
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posted April 05, 2003 06:13 PM
"Keiko" has found refuge in Norway. How would you rate his reunion with his childhood sweetheart? "Cicciolina" Rice was finally found out! Edit: slight misunderstanding [ April 05, 2003, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: Trondheim ]
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Dan_raven
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posted April 05, 2003 09:27 PM
Did you hear about the homosexual that was in the mob? Now that is a great stickup line.
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Narnia
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posted April 06, 2003 11:01 PM
No I'm not happy to see you and yes this IS a gun in my pocket! Is that what you wanted to hear? I guess you could give him the microfilm if you're ok with the world ending sooner than we all wanted it to!
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T_Smith
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posted April 07, 2003 01:46 AM
Should I give him the microfilm or not? Yes or no. Frailty, thy name is Fast Food.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 07, 2003 09:20 AM
WHAT'S MY NAME? C'MON SAY IT!!! WHAT'S MY NAME? Gettin' Jiggy Wit It.
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Frisco
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posted April 07, 2003 09:26 AM
I heard Puff Daddy had a knew techno album out, but a new fishing show!?!? Yes, and it broke my toe.
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Toblerone
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posted April 07, 2003 12:26 PM
So, is it true that you got a pet mongoose better, faster, stronger
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Narnia
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posted April 07, 2003 01:37 PM
So what are some characteristics of the BTQ thread as of late? I love this thread!
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Frisco
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posted April 07, 2003 01:51 PM
Why can't you just stop sewing for one day ?! First in the front, then in the back, then in the front again. I'm rather worn out.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 07, 2003 01:54 PM
Regretting that extra doorbell yet? Home Depot is the gate to hell!
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Frisco
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posted April 07, 2003 02:01 PM
Your entire family was killed by a rogue gang of posessed 2X4s? Well, it certainly is better than a grilled cheese sandwich. [ April 07, 2003, 02:01 PM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
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Caleb Varns
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posted April 07, 2003 02:05 PM
I'm taking your advice about getting a different hat. What do you think? Please, please, if you have to ask, remember that there's only four left.
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Frisco
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posted April 07, 2003 02:20 PM
Daddy, if I'm really good this year, will Santa Claus get me one of the Great Pyramids of Egypt? If you keep making that face, it will get stuck that way.
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Caleb Varns
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posted April 07, 2003 02:26 PM
I was thinking of calling it "self-portrait". You got any other ideas? Listen, I know it's tempting, but you have to resist if you want to see any long-term benefits.
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Frisco
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posted April 07, 2003 02:33 PM
Will my life insurance pay out even if I decide on suicide? I used to be...before the accident.
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Caleb Varns
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posted April 07, 2003 02:38 PM
I've been looking forward to strip-poker all day. How about you? Faster than a speeding bullet.
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T_Smith
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posted April 07, 2003 02:39 PM
Whats the secret to dodging bullets? 'Scuse me while I brace myself... [ April 07, 2003, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
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Frisco
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posted April 07, 2003 03:06 PM
You really think reading "Do-It-Yourself Dentistry for Dummies" is going to help? I might be. I can't remember.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 07, 2003 03:11 PM
Is anyone here member number 3765? A tattoo where even I can't see it!!!
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Frisco
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posted April 07, 2003 03:16 PM
You're hearing voices in your head, but all they say is, "De plane, boss, de plane!"? I think I'll just watch this time.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 07, 2003 03:21 PM
Come Pinky, its time to take over the world. Its the end of the world as we know it.
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T_Smith
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posted April 07, 2003 03:30 PM
Did I just see a last post thread? You call them nerf herders.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 07, 2003 03:34 PM
What should we call those people herding nerfs? It's called wiggle room.
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Caleb Varns
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posted April 07, 2003 04:20 PM
Isn't there a better term for 'Dedicated Onanism Space'? That ought to affect his credit rating!
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Narnia
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posted April 07, 2003 09:30 PM
Did you hear that Bob just got arrested for embezzling 13 million dollars from his law firm? Yes, that's what I said.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 07, 2003 10:14 PM
Do you, Narnia take this, um...what is he? Well, do you? Seems fishy to me.
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ludosti
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posted April 07, 2003 10:27 PM
Waiter, are you sure this is bouillabaisse? It's always the monkeys.
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 08, 2003 12:26 PM
Someone keeps breaking into the employee lounge and reprogramming the VCR. Do you know who it could be? I'd like an anteater with that.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 08, 2003 01:16 PM
Okay, that's one complete box set of Pink Panther cartoons. Anything else? If you got that one, you are definitely old. [ April 08, 2003, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Dan_raven
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posted April 08, 2003 05:23 PM
I took this photo of the baby Bob. Wanna see? I'm not that old.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 08, 2003 11:09 PM
Is it true you took dictation for God? Take two tablets and call me in a millennium.
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Bumper Car
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posted April 09, 2003 11:53 AM
What should I do about these bumps? Vroom!
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Narnia
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posted April 09, 2003 12:43 PM
So Mario Andretti, what do you think of Onanism? I can't believe I said that!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 09, 2003 02:23 PM
What is it with you and auto racing? Maybe she's just tired.
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 09, 2003 02:25 PM
Wow, was she just run over by a car, or what? You're supposed to put a lid on it first.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 09, 2003 02:30 PM
That Mr. Cra%%%% and his new invention is history. I've made a cheap clone of his new fangled toilet. Its perfect. What do you think. I am flushed with victory.
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 09, 2003 02:45 PM
Well, Mr. Rael, how does it feel to finally have cloned something? I think you need to have that examined more closely.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 09, 2003 02:49 PM
I have a mole that is genetically identical to you. Is that even possible? DNA is sacred to my religion.
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Feyd Baron
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posted April 09, 2003 03:11 PM
So your cramming a goldfish in your ear why? Because it sounded like a good idea at the time.
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Caleb Varns
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posted April 09, 2003 04:12 PM
So wait. You took out a personal ad, then got married to a complete stranger so you could stop people from calling you in response to your ad??? I need to get me one of those.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 09, 2003 04:21 PM
Do you like my Hatrack body double? No! You're supposed to attack HIM first!
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Dan_raven
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posted April 10, 2003 03:35 PM
Would my making silly faces at him improve Bob's day? I once made you laugh. [ April 10, 2003, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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Feyd Baron
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posted April 10, 2003 04:59 PM
I don't care what you're doing with my spleen, will you put it down please? Yeah sure, let me find a bowl.
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 10, 2003 05:19 PM
Do you have any experience in cutting hair? The nearest one is over three blocks and around the back in the alley.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 10, 2003 05:25 PM
Where's the nearest Hatrack Gathering? These things are popping up everywhere!!!!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 10, 2003 05:29 PM
So, Pharoah, can my people go now ? That's what you get with an open Forum. [ April 10, 2003, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Doug J
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posted April 10, 2003 05:39 PM
What's with all the Newbies? Give me a loincloth and i'll be your tarzan.
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