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T_Smith
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Oh man, you got some air freshener on you, cause YOU STINK!

You are? Well, that changes everything.


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I am the Walrus's second cousin.

[Ok. You can't ask a question that leads to a question. Sue me for using a statement.]

I am the Walrus's second cousin.


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are you well i m with stupid

are you dead


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Am I no longer annoyed with people who forget the structure of this thread?




Yes. With my bare hands. And feet.


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Hey, Frisco! Are you going to rip apart and bludgeon the next person who doesn't read instructions?

I mostly skimmed the book, but when the author comes to town, I'll have to pretend I liked it.


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Have you studied the Bible?

I got a paper cut and took that as an omen.


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Why did you drop out of Bible study?

Oh, I'm waiting for the rapture.


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Welcome to Jurrasic Park. Have you come all this way to be devoured by a raptor?

Just wanted to check if this was still here.

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Would you mind pulling your pants up?

Silly...um...boy.

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T_Smith
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Would you call a crazy hermaphrodite crazy girl or crazy boy?

Bring it on, 1227!

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How did you challenge Bernard again?

I'm sure it involved Bawls.

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T_Smith
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Why do I feel as if I could run around the world 3 times?

Instant Gremlins.

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"The come in a bag
They'll eat your pet dove
They taste great for lunch
What food am I singing of?"

The breakfast cereal that may eat you.

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Nick
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Did you know that the lemonade you had this morning was not lemonade?

I don't amount to much when it comes to that....

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How are you with computers?

Yes I like cheese but I prefer tuna, thank you.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are these from Pepperidge Farm?

He's a cereal killer.

[ March 19, 2003, 10:39 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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Have you heard about that guys who goes out daily and just slaughters those poor Cheerios?

Wow! Thank you so much! I *love* Cocoa Puffs!

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T_Smith
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*gives a bowl of cocoa puffs* Ok, now for the camera, say "Im Coocoo for Coacoa Puffs!"

A horrible repeat of answers.

[ March 20, 2003, 01:13 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

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You told your wife twice that those pants made her look fat?

I've given you everything I have.

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When I asked if I could borrow some money, I was hoping for a little more than this. Are you sure this is all you've got?

It was supposed to be a surprise!

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How could you not tell me that you're carrying my child?!

It wouldn't be the first time that's happened.

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If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? [Wink]

I'm telling my wife.

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Congrat's on the new baby. Who are you going to tell first?

This goes way beyond a failure to communicate.

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Dan_raven
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Whoever was in charge of Begging the Question let it slip all the way down to page three. Why? How could you let such a tragedy occur?

I cannot explain it rationally.

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Jeff
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Whats pi?

That just doesnt seem like it fits through.

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Diosmel Duda
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A camel through the eye of a needle?

I plan to be filthy rich.

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You plan to make your fortune in clay exports?

The camera will flash you.

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Diosmel Duda
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Why is your film rated R?

Like a dog begs, baby!

[ March 21, 2003, 07:13 PM: Message edited by: Diosmel Duda ]

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Khavanon
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How do you like your women to ask you out on a date?

Funk and love.

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How do you get women to detest you so much? [Smile] (sorry, mean, but I couldn't resist)

My chinchilla.

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Is that a chinchilla in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

About seven shots.

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T_Smith
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What would it take to knock an Alcoholic Were-wolf out?

Well, as a matter of fact: no. I just can't seem to find my eyes right now.

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You're walking funny. Have you been drinking?


It felt like rice pudding.

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KarlEd
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Welcome to Gross Anatomy, students. Today we'll be studying the human brain . . .Ew, Yuck! Whaddaya think you're doing there?

Sure, but then he never called. . . he never wrote. . . .

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Did you really go on a date with a no-handed mute?

It's the crepe crusader!

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T_Smith
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Who WAS that french baker flying high in the sky?

We must have just entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why is everyone talking like they have an underbite and going "de dee de doo" over and over?

That was a great special effect.

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What do you think of Micheal Jackson's new look?

It all in the nose.

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Hey! Where'd my two cups of flour go?

That has drug connotations.

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My new dog has no legs. I just took him out for a walk. What's wrong with that?

Me and Bob appear to be dueling it out.

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Q: Which one of you wants to be the first to try the new Prozac air freshener?

A: Because you can never add too much water to a nulcear reactor.

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Why do you always spit when I mention Chernobyl?

I could've said "urinate."

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Really, on a scale of 1 to 10, how witty do you think I am?

I don't know if that's good or bad.

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Did I tell you that I ran into your boss on the way home from work today?

3 rocks, a glue gun, and some pipe cleaners.

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What's your take on devil's food cake wrestling? (oops, that was for Dan's)

For Narnia's:
What did you find that convinces you God made the world as we know it?

I like a frosted mug.

[ March 22, 2003, 08:52 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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Do you like kissing old men with or without beards?

A crescent wrench would work quite well.

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Can you deal with your root beer in a can or are you going to whine some more?

dang, that was for Bob's

For Khav's: I'm having trouble with one of my students. Do you have any ideas on how I can help him better understand biochemistry?

It couldn't have been more bizarre.

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How was your visit with Michael Jackson?

Beat it!

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They said you should do WHAT to that poor puppy?

A long time ago in a stormy desert there resided a mage with long greasy hair and eyes filled with fire.

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Whats the best way to begin explaining the war to children?

I met that girl. She sang the blues. I asked for for some happy news, but she just smiled and spanked me.

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