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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Dan_raven
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posted March 19, 2003 04:45 PM
Welcome to Jurrasic Park. Have you come all this way to be devoured by a raptor? Just wanted to check if this was still here.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 19, 2003 04:48 PM
Would you mind pulling your pants up? Silly...um...boy.
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T_Smith
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posted March 19, 2003 05:06 PM
Would you call a crazy hermaphrodite crazy girl or crazy boy? Bring it on, 1227!
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Feyd Baron
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posted March 19, 2003 05:08 PM
How did you challenge Bernard again? I'm sure it involved Bawls.
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T_Smith
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posted March 19, 2003 05:12 PM
Why do I feel as if I could run around the world 3 times? Instant Gremlins.
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Dan_raven
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posted March 19, 2003 05:49 PM
"The come in a bag They'll eat your pet dove They taste great for lunch What food am I singing of?" The breakfast cereal that may eat you.
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Nick
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posted March 19, 2003 10:32 PM
Did you know that the lemonade you had this morning was not lemonade? I don't amount to much when it comes to that....
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Vampyr1818
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posted March 19, 2003 10:35 PM
How are you with computers? Yes I like cheese but I prefer tuna, thank you.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 19, 2003 10:38 PM
Are these from Pepperidge Farm? He's a cereal killer. [ March 19, 2003, 10:39 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Mr.Funny
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posted March 19, 2003 11:18 PM
Have you heard about that guys who goes out daily and just slaughters those poor Cheerios? Wow! Thank you so much! I *love* Cocoa Puffs!
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T_Smith
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posted March 20, 2003 01:12 AM
*gives a bowl of cocoa puffs* Ok, now for the camera, say "Im Coocoo for Coacoa Puffs!" A horrible repeat of answers. [ March 20, 2003, 01:13 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
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jehovoid
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posted March 20, 2003 03:00 PM
You told your wife twice that those pants made her look fat? I've given you everything I have.
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Jon Boy
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posted March 20, 2003 03:06 PM
When I asked if I could borrow some money, I was hoping for a little more than this. Are you sure this is all you've got? It was supposed to be a surprise!
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Ophelia
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posted March 20, 2003 03:11 PM
How could you not tell me that you're carrying my child?! It wouldn't be the first time that's happened.
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Dan_raven
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posted March 20, 2003 04:55 PM
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? I'm telling my wife.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 20, 2003 04:59 PM
Congrat's on the new baby. Who are you going to tell first? This goes way beyond a failure to communicate.
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Dan_raven
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posted March 21, 2003 02:46 PM
Whoever was in charge of Begging the Question let it slip all the way down to page three. Why? How could you let such a tragedy occur? I cannot explain it rationally.
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Jeff
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posted March 21, 2003 06:04 PM
Whats pi? That just doesnt seem like it fits through.
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Diosmel Duda
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posted March 21, 2003 07:04 PM
A camel through the eye of a needle? I plan to be filthy rich.
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Mr.Funny
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posted March 21, 2003 07:09 PM
You plan to make your fortune in clay exports? The camera will flash you.
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Diosmel Duda
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posted March 21, 2003 07:12 PM
Why is your film rated R? Like a dog begs, baby! [ March 21, 2003, 07:13 PM: Message edited by: Diosmel Duda ]
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Khavanon
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posted March 21, 2003 09:08 PM
How do you like your women to ask you out on a date? Funk and love.
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Nick
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posted March 21, 2003 10:40 PM
How do you get women to detest you so much? (sorry, mean, but I couldn't resist) My chinchilla.
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Xavier
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posted March 21, 2003 10:44 PM
Is that a chinchilla in your pocket or are you happy to see me? About seven shots.
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T_Smith
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posted March 22, 2003 12:52 AM
What would it take to knock an Alcoholic Were-wolf out? Well, as a matter of fact: no. I just can't seem to find my eyes right now.
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Frisco
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posted March 22, 2003 02:46 AM
You're walking funny. Have you been drinking? It felt like rice pudding.
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KarlEd
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posted March 22, 2003 09:25 AM
Welcome to Gross Anatomy, students. Today we'll be studying the human brain . . .Ew, Yuck! Whaddaya think you're doing there? Sure, but then he never called. . . he never wrote. . . .
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 22, 2003 09:34 AM
Did you really go on a date with a no-handed mute? It's the crepe crusader!
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T_Smith
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posted March 22, 2003 12:53 PM
Who WAS that french baker flying high in the sky? We must have just entered the Twilight Zone.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 22, 2003 02:07 PM
Why is everyone talking like they have an underbite and going "de dee de doo" over and over? That was a great special effect.
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Dan_raven
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posted March 22, 2003 04:17 PM
What do you think of Micheal Jackson's new look? It all in the nose.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 22, 2003 07:51 PM
Hey! Where'd my two cups of flour go? That has drug connotations.
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Dan_raven
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posted March 22, 2003 08:14 PM
My new dog has no legs. I just took him out for a walk. What's wrong with that? Me and Bob appear to be dueling it out.
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Alucard...
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posted March 22, 2003 08:41 PM
Q: Which one of you wants to be the first to try the new Prozac air freshener? A: Because you can never add too much water to a nulcear reactor.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 22, 2003 08:44 PM
Why do you always spit when I mention Chernobyl? I could've said "urinate."
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Dan_raven
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posted March 22, 2003 08:47 PM
Really, on a scale of 1 to 10, how witty do you think I am? I don't know if that's good or bad.
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Narnia
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posted March 22, 2003 08:50 PM
Did I tell you that I ran into your boss on the way home from work today? 3 rocks, a glue gun, and some pipe cleaners.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 22, 2003 08:51 PM
What's your take on devil's food cake wrestling? (oops, that was for Dan's) For Narnia's: What did you find that convinces you God made the world as we know it? I like a frosted mug. [ March 22, 2003, 08:52 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Khavanon
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posted March 22, 2003 08:54 PM
Do you like kissing old men with or without beards? A crescent wrench would work quite well.
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Narnia
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posted March 22, 2003 08:55 PM
Can you deal with your root beer in a can or are you going to whine some more? dang, that was for Bob's For Khav's: I'm having trouble with one of my students. Do you have any ideas on how I can help him better understand biochemistry? It couldn't have been more bizarre. [ March 22, 2003, 08:56 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 22, 2003 10:25 PM
How was your visit with Michael Jackson? Beat it!
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Shan
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posted March 22, 2003 10:40 PM
They said you should do WHAT to that poor puppy? A long time ago in a stormy desert there resided a mage with long greasy hair and eyes filled with fire.
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T_Smith
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posted March 23, 2003 12:32 AM
Whats the best way to begin explaining the war to children? I met that girl. She sang the blues. I asked for for some happy news, but she just smiled and spanked me.
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