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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Feyd Baron
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So you went to a Karoke bar with Ralphie?
Better not to ask sometimes.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Who's that in the red latex suit carrying a riding crop?
Mrs. Claus got her thing going on.
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Khavanon
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Why's Santa shaking like a bowl full of jelly?
Be still my trembling stomach.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you read T_Smith's thread?
Tastes just as good coming back up!
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Khavanon
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What do they always say about your cooking?
Somebody open the window!
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Frisco
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Is your Mac on fire?!
Well, I forgot, ironically enough.
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T_Smith
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So did you go to your Amnesia support group?
Edit to explain post below: I first had "I can't tell if thats chicken salad or more lemon pie."
Ya, something told me it was.
[ March 23, 2003, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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Isn't that an explosive combination?
I'm so happy I could just burst!
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Khavanon
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Did your water break?
The edge of the cliff.
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Frisco
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What would birds think of chocolate-covered rice at weddings?
I laughed after the pain subsided.
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Noodlenoggin
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Mugged by a CLOWN?!?!
I had to do it.
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T_Smith
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Did you just question your own answer?
No. And since you brought it up, quit stalking me.
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enjeeo
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T_Smith, can I show you my photo album? I've titled it '112 Special Moments of T'.
Does that come in Raspberry?
[ March 23, 2003, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: enjeeo ]
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Dan_raven
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...and that is all 152 flavors of sin-cream Ice Cream. Any questions?
Nobody cares.
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:Locke
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My anus is bleeding!
1 and 1 and 1 is three.
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T_Smith
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Why do they call it a threesome?
enjeeo, that question was beautiful, by the way.
That's ok. I suppose I'll forgive you.
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Feyd Baron
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So we're okay with that cutting off the leg thing?
Oh yeah, I still got another.
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Godric
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Mr. Jackson, you aren't serious about retiring after The Two Towers, are you?
Ralph Bakshi did it.
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Dan_raven
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Who squeezed the Charmin? More importantly, who squeezed, fondled, groped, and had illicit relations with the Charmin?
I like the name Mr. Whipple.
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Doug J
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What does your wife call you in bed?
Yep, this thread is still alive.
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T_Smith
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I thought after unraveling that possessed sweater, it would just die.
My amazing techno colored jump suit.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Eminem, are you going to remake ALL of Andrew Lloyd Weber's musicals?
They say the lights are bright on Broadway.
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Frisco
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Your Rice Krispies are posessed by three French tourists?
Three more and I might marry you!
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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you think of my universal adapter?
Plug it in, turn it on.
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Beren One Hand
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Governor Bush, what exactly is your stance on the death penalty?
What we have here is a failure to fornicate.
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Nato
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Baren, is it true you're an endangered species?
I went through three floppy disks in a week!
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T_Smith
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Nato, I hear you created a human permeable floppy disk. How fast can one permeate through one of them?
You want them, you can have them.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Are those chain mesh?
Ah, the classics!
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Frisco
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Would you like to check out my vintage Playboy collection?
Yes, with a stapler...though I don't understand how.
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Super Dan
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I heard you got lucky at the Prom Saturday night. Who, or what, did you go with?
I was too drunk to remember.
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Godric
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What happened last night?
A date with a perfect "10."
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you clutching those two stone tablets?
You gotta love religion.
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Beren One Hand
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Are you sure the Pope is not going to join the coalition of the willing?
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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Frisco
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Another pop quiz, Mrs. Lopez?!
I can see my house from here!
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Godric
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Frisco! Why don't you just back away from the ledge now, son?
Too much time out in the sun is hazardous to ones health.
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T_Smith
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So, how do you like your gays?
I sure hope so.
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Beren One Hand
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So, do you like gays?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Have I shown you my plan to get plastic surgery so I can look like Celine Dion?
I've got Michael Jackson's nose.
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Dan_raven
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Well Bob, the folks at Hatrack aren't shilling out any cash. What's your next black mail scheme?
I have an earring of power.
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solo
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How did you get so feminine?
My lava lamp won't light!
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ludosti
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Life isn't really that desperate and dark, is it?
He fell out of the nut tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Bob_Scopatz
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How did Michael Jackson get that way?
Glove, 1 (sequined).
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Dan_raven
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What's the lastest thing the plastic surgeons are adding to Micheal Jackson?
Puberty. It must be Puberty.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is my mind in the gutter?
A giant cyclopian zit.
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Beren One Hand
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C'mon, what can be worse than my third nipple?
Nuclear launch detected.
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Frisco
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I wonder what this red dot is on my chest.
I think you should slow down.
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Narnia
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What do those flashing lights in my rear view mirror mean?
It's a shame, that's what it is.
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Feyd Baron
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What's this white, fuzzy thing under my rolling chair?
Mmm, better not to ask.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Will this thread ever end?
I swear it was all charitable contributions!!
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