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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Dead_Horse
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Which would you like for your vacation travel, this excellent and very tame camel, or that ancient Sopwith over there?
It has six feet and eight inches.
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The Wiggin
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What kind of pet do you have?
And then my dad farted and it smelled and I said to my father you farted and it smelled.
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Dan_raven
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What happened after you pulled his finger?
That was ridiculously obvious.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Have I told you I love you?
I should've worn clown shoes.
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sarcasticmuppet
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Do you know how funny looking you are?
the evidence, as you can see, is everywhere.
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Dan_raven
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Reality, Wow, what a concept. Can you prove it?
Amsterdam is in the Netherlands.
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Zalmoxis
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Why were the Mets disappointed by their trip to Belgium?
Because vanilla extract doesn't taste as good as it smells.
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The Wiggin
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why do you look so sick?
Becasue monkeys fling poo.
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Papa Moose
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Why the scene in Lovelock?
Yes, all 82 pages if you please.
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The Wiggin
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Would you like to eat this magazine?
Don't Steal the goverment hates compatition.
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Dan_raven
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A life of crime may not pay, but neither does Burger King Assistant Manager. Why shouldn't I take up grand theft intellectual property?
I knew I needed a new spell checker.
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The Wiggin
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Do you plan on spelling like that in the spelling bee?
I never ment to give you mushroms.
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Godric
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Why are the walls melting?
Hunter S. Thompson.
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filetted
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This room is a mess! What kind of guests do you allow in your casino?!
There's a page missing from my diary!
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littlemissattitude
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Is it the page the treasure map was on?
The sky is blue again.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are all the birds so sad?
Kind of like a punk funeral dirge.
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Dead_Horse
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Yes, we repair appliances...could you describe the noise your washing machine is making?
It just won't turn over!
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littlemissattitude
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Why in the world are you yelling at that leaf?
The loonies are loose again.
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The Wiggin
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Did you try a spatula?
a frog in a blender.
(edit: darn you littlemissattitude you beat me my question kinda sucked though,)
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Bob_Scopatz
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Wow, cool special effect. How'd you do it?
Tastes good too!
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Godric
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Who would have figured you could eat a cat?
Beware: SARS.
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Dan_raven
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I need a sign for my pool. Do you have something to warn people about my Senile Amphibian Raptor Squid?
Its just a hug. It hardly hurts.
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littlemissattitude
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You mean you didn't know hugging is a requirement for belonging to Phi Theta Kappa?
Calling it an honor society is only a ruse to get together and hug.
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Silas
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Dan, no sign. Just keep some things handy.
Chicken Soup, Sprite, and DayQuil
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sarcasticmuppet
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What do you mean National Honor Society is a cult?
Crunchy frogs and lumberjacks.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Who was aiding and abetting the Olympics bomber while he hid in the woods for 5 years?
I thought we banned plaid.
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Dan_raven
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Dyslexia? I read the words "We Played in the Band." What did I say?
I would never say such things.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you happy that this thread appears to be slowing down?
I took out a want ad.
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Godric
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Having trouble finding a date?
I'm spending too much time on Hatrack.
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Ryuko
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How did you get rid of that case of syphilis?
It never went away...
Edit: Damn, you beat me Godric...
[ June 05, 2003, 10:32 PM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
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Dan_raven
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Where's the BtQ thread?
I am right here and I won't leave.
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sarcasticmuppet
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Col. Custer, don't you think there are a lot of Indians around?
twenty years ago today...I think I'm gonna cry.
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Bob_Scopatz
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When did you first learn you were not a Smurf?
The launch was delayed.
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Raia
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You still here?! Aren't you up there?!
Take it with a kilo of salt.
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Dan_raven
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What do you think of Senator Clinton's comment about not running for President?
I am not a crook.
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Ryuko
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So you're a shepherd's staff, right?
Badump-bump
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Dan_raven
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Should we bump this to the front page?
Prostitution and Pornography are not options.
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Nick
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Isn't there anything fun to do around here?
Little green toilet plungers.
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littlemissattitude
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Have the little green men been leaving their belongings behind again?
You are just too tall.
Edit: To change a word. That just didn't sound right the way I worded it before. ![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
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Zalmoxis
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How come I'm not allowed on this roller coaster?
They had too many cases of chili.
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Dan_raven
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First we had a natural gas shortage, now they are reporting a natural gas glut? How could that happen.
That humor stinks.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Have you heard the one about the week-old corpse and the toe cheese?
The main ingredient is love.
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Dan_raven
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What is the recipe to keep this thread alive?
I am going to India Sunday.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you wearing a dot on your forehead and pigging out on all-beef hamburgers?
I thought Samosa was a South American dictator.
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Feyd Baron
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*Girlscout* Would you like some Samosan cookies?
"Without the coconuts this time please"
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Ryuko
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So, what do you think about the Professor making more implements to try and get us off this island? Any preferences this time?
Truthfully, I don't think that's possible...
[ June 15, 2003, 12:33 AM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
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Dan_raven
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Will you miss me while I'm gone?
Mother always did like you best.
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Bob_Scopatz
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So why are you running off to India when there's so much left to do around here?
Oh. Calcutta.
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Ryuko
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So where's the beef?
It's at the Con.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Where can I find a complete "family-style" set of Vulcan ear and eyebrow protheses?
I thought this was the Klingon language tape.
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