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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
tonguetied&twisted
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posted May 14, 2003 10:48 PM
Who said you could put THAT in THERE?! Once upon a time, yes.
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filetted
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posted May 15, 2003 03:26 AM
Did you ever fancy a quintession? Anachronism is now a sanctioned sport!
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Frisco
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posted May 15, 2003 04:45 AM
The Olympics are being held in Lancaster, PA?! It wouldn't have been so bad had my stapler not jammed.
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Tacitus
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posted May 15, 2003 05:44 AM
Was the extraction process painful? He who has followed the history of an individual science will find in its evolution a clue to the comprehension of the oldest and most common processes of all knowledge and understanding. [ May 15, 2003, 05:45 AM: Message edited by: Tacitus ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 15, 2003 08:31 AM
Where you ever able to track down that ABBA biography you wanted? Something wicca this way comes.
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Icarus
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posted May 15, 2003 08:42 AM
Witch way did they go? That's because it's an alligator, not a crocodile.
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BebeChouette
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posted May 15, 2003 05:12 PM
Why is its snout so blunt? I never told them.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 15, 2003 05:27 PM
How did your other personalities feel about your decision to move? I'm having a mental block party.
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Ryuko
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posted May 15, 2003 11:19 PM
What's that music coming from your ears? That, and a tube of lube.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 15, 2003 11:51 PM
Is it true we're all getting a tax break this year? Please be gentle.
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Ryuko
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posted May 15, 2003 11:56 PM
Is that a missle in your eye? Here, I'll get it out for you... What is... a jar of almonds, Alex.
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Frisco
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posted May 16, 2003 03:06 AM
Yes, Burt Reynolds...for $500, answer this question: Are horsies pretty? It just kept trying to gnaw off my hand.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 16, 2003 10:01 AM
You were accidentally handcuffed to a wolverine? Well, I can;t explain how it happened, it just did.
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Koholos
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posted May 16, 2003 10:09 AM
I hear you've been having a little bit of trouble with your girlfriend? I had three wives before I left grade school. Oops, I got beaten [ May 16, 2003, 10:12 AM: Message edited by: Koholos ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 16, 2003 04:11 PM
Why do people call you an egg head? That's not all that's scrambled.
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Doug J
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posted May 16, 2003 04:14 PM
The voices tell me they want plain omelets. My shark bobble head says so.....
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Raia
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posted May 16, 2003 07:26 PM
No, you didn't win the lottery! Whatever gave you that idea? Maybe after dark.
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Vampyr1818
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posted May 16, 2003 07:49 PM
Mommy, can I go talk to strangers? Nowhere, just north of the southern district of nowhere.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 16, 2003 09:42 PM
Where does the Nowhere Man live? Now that's what I call good eatin'!!!
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 16, 2003 09:57 PM
Mr. Wolverine, how was it being handcuffed to a human? I can;t decide between tartar sauce and shrimp cocktail sauce.
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tonguetied&twisted
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posted May 16, 2003 11:06 PM
Which do you think would make the best facial cleanser? Blue skies and rain.
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Ryuko
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posted May 17, 2003 12:20 AM
So what did you feel like when you got the 4000th reply? And the Spam Museum, too.
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Ophelia
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posted May 17, 2003 06:26 AM
Is it true that you ate the giant Spam statue? We shouldn't try it until it's legal. [ May 17, 2003, 07:36 AM: Message edited by: Ophelia ]
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Koholos
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posted May 17, 2003 07:36 AM
Can we blow up the Vatican? The chicken is in the deep fat friar.
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Ophelia
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posted May 17, 2003 07:41 AM
Why did the monk run away at the first sign of a fight? That's what the city is named for!
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Ryuko
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posted May 17, 2003 07:49 PM
You saw cherubs in The City of Angels!? And that was the last time I ever saw him...
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Dan_raven
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posted May 17, 2003 07:57 PM
Did your assistant die during the "Sawing a man in half trick"? Now cut that out.
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tonguetied&twisted
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posted May 18, 2003 12:29 AM
right, so, I've found the kidney, what did you want me to do with it? Bridges.
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Ryuko
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posted May 18, 2003 12:50 AM
So with these things we can get across a river without getting wet!? What do you call this new invention? It's all because of my hairdo!!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 18, 2003 08:35 PM
Why are people calling you "the Japanese Elvis?" A hunk-uh hunk-uh burnin' love.
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Nato
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posted May 18, 2003 08:55 PM
Ironically... "What's the name of my Ultimate Frisbee team?" "Hand and foot piercing were the only solutions."
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Ryuko
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posted May 18, 2003 09:11 PM
(Aside: The person I was thinking of when I wrote that answer does have hair like that, and is Japanese. Talk about weird...) The leeches didn't work, huh. Well then how did you get the evil spirits out? It started when they took my picture.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 19, 2003 08:55 AM
Why do you think you've lost your soul? He's the King of Soul!
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naythin_brynt
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posted May 19, 2003 09:15 AM
what do they call me in my dreams? if the world didnt suck we'd all fall off.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 19, 2003 04:03 PM
So, where's your proof that God invented the vacuum cleaner? It was the mother of all pipe dreams.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 19, 2003 04:54 PM
Did you really want to be a union Plumber when you grew up? Gravity sucks!
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Raia
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posted May 19, 2003 09:06 PM
What did the apple say when it fell on Newton's head? Under the sea.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 20, 2003 09:24 AM
Could you do your crab impersonation again for us? It's hilarious. If our preventive measures worked, we wouldn't need enforcement.
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Koholos
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posted May 20, 2003 03:22 PM
Didin't you hear that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of donuts??? Yes, the cow did just jump over the moon
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 20, 2003 04:11 PM
Is that your aunt Sadie playing leap frog with the neighbor's cow? Crack a smile.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 20, 2003 04:50 PM
Now that they've legalized all drugs, what is your new Cocaine Ad Slogan? How the High and Mighty have fallen.
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Ryuko
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posted May 20, 2003 10:49 PM
When did you last see Rob High and Chris Mighty again? Near a cliff! And what happened to them? Croak.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 21, 2003 03:31 PM
Do you have a frog in your throat? No, thats my prom date.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 21, 2003 03:37 PM
Hey, isn't that one of those inflatable...? Breath of life indeed!
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 22, 2003 08:11 AM
Care for a Tic Tac? No, your other left hand!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 22, 2003 08:54 AM
Have I got another losing hand? Poke'r, that's what I'd do.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 22, 2003 05:07 PM
Picture this. You and Celia, marooned on a deserted island with nothing but a deck of cards. What would you do? What would you do? Man the lifeboats, she's going down!!!!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 22, 2003 06:34 PM
Isn't it hard to ask a question for which the answer would be "I thought so?" I thought so too.
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