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tonguetied&twisted
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Who said you could put THAT in THERE?!

Once upon a time, yes.

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Did you ever fancy a quintession?

Anachronism is now a sanctioned sport!

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The Olympics are being held in Lancaster, PA?!


It wouldn't have been so bad had my stapler not jammed.

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Was the extraction process painful?

He who has followed the history of an individual science will find in its evolution a clue to the comprehension of the oldest and most common processes of all knowledge and understanding.

[ May 15, 2003, 05:45 AM: Message edited by: Tacitus ]

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What?

It was a long, difficult process, but worthwhile.

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Where you ever able to track down that ABBA biography you wanted?

Something wicca this way comes.

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Witch way did they go?

That's because it's an alligator, not a crocodile.

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Why is its snout so blunt?

I never told them.

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How did your other personalities feel about your decision to move?

I'm having a mental block party.

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What's that music coming from your ears?

That, and a tube of lube.

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Is it true we're all getting a tax break this year?

Please be gentle.

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Ryuko
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Is that a missle in your eye? Here, I'll get it out for you...

What is... a jar of almonds, Alex.

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Yes, Burt Reynolds...for $500, answer this question: Are horsies pretty?



It just kept trying to gnaw off my hand.

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You were accidentally handcuffed to a wolverine?

Well, I can;t explain how it happened, it just did.

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I hear you've been having a little bit of trouble with your girlfriend?

I had three wives before I left grade school.

Oops, I got beaten

[ May 16, 2003, 10:12 AM: Message edited by: Koholos ]

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why do people call you an egg head?

That's not all that's scrambled.

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Doug J
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The voices tell me they want plain omelets.

My shark bobble head says so.....

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Raia
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No, you didn't win the lottery! Whatever gave you that idea?

Maybe after dark.

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Mommy, can I go talk to strangers?

Nowhere, just north of the southern district of nowhere.

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Where does the Nowhere Man live?

Now that's what I call good eatin'!!!

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Mr. Wolverine, how was it being handcuffed to a human?

I can;t decide between tartar sauce and shrimp cocktail sauce.

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tonguetied&twisted
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Which do you think would make the best facial cleanser?

Blue skies and rain.

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Ryuko
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So what did you feel like when you got the 4000th reply?

And the Spam Museum, too.

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Is it true that you ate the giant Spam statue?

We shouldn't try it until it's legal.

[ May 17, 2003, 07:36 AM: Message edited by: Ophelia ]

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Koholos
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Can we blow up the Vatican?

The chicken is in the deep fat friar.

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Ophelia
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Why did the monk run away at the first sign of a fight?

That's what the city is named for!

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Ryuko
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You saw cherubs in The City of Angels!?

And that was the last time I ever saw him...

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Did your assistant die during the "Sawing a man in half trick"?

Now cut that out.

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tonguetied&twisted
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right, so, I've found the kidney, what did you want me to do with it?

Bridges.

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Ryuko
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So with these things we can get across a river without getting wet!? What do you call this new invention?

It's all because of my hairdo!!

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Why are people calling you "the Japanese Elvis?"

A hunk-uh hunk-uh burnin' love.

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Ironically...

"What's the name of my Ultimate Frisbee team?"

"Hand and foot piercing were the only solutions."

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Ryuko
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(Aside: The person I was thinking of when I wrote that answer does have hair like that, and is Japanese. Talk about weird...)

The leeches didn't work, huh. Well then how did you get the evil spirits out?

It started when they took my picture.

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Why do you think you've lost your soul?

He's the King of Soul!

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what do they call me in my dreams?

if the world didnt suck we'd all fall off.

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So, where's your proof that God invented the vacuum cleaner?

It was the mother of all pipe dreams.

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Did you really want to be a union Plumber when you grew up?

Gravity sucks!

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Raia
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What did the apple say when it fell on Newton's head?

Under the sea.

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Could you do your crab impersonation again for us? It's hilarious.

If our preventive measures worked, we wouldn't need enforcement.

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Didin't you hear that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of donuts???

Yes, the cow did just jump over the moon

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Is that your aunt Sadie playing leap frog with the neighbor's cow?

Crack a smile.

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Now that they've legalized all drugs, what is your new Cocaine Ad Slogan?

How the High and Mighty have fallen.

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When did you last see Rob High and Chris Mighty again? Near a cliff! And what happened to them?

Croak.

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Do you have a frog in your throat?

No, thats my prom date.

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Hey, isn't that one of those inflatable...?

Breath of life indeed!

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Care for a Tic Tac?

No, your other left hand!

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Have I got another losing hand?

Poke'r, that's what I'd do.

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Picture this. You and Celia, marooned on a deserted island with nothing but a deck of cards. What would you do? What would you do?

Man the lifeboats, she's going down!!!!

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Where is this thread going?

I thought so.

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Isn't it hard to ask a question for which the answer would be "I thought so?"

I thought so too.

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