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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
littlemissattitude
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posted May 07, 2003 01:48 PM
Say, mister, isn't it a little warm wrapped up in all that plastic and duct tape and with that gas mask on?
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Dan_raven
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posted May 07, 2003 02:37 PM
Believe it or not, I have prime realestate at the corner of Hatrack and Jatquero for sale for only $20,000 per E-Acre. This is the BEST deal in the itnernet. And its all for you!!! Isn't that amazing?
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Icarus
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posted May 07, 2003 02:48 PM
So what'd you think of my last question, huh? Is a little bit of shameless self promotion alright?
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Diosmel Duda
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posted May 07, 2003 02:54 PM
Hey officer, it's my birthday--can't you give me a break or something?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 07, 2003 04:29 PM
What is the worst candy bar jingle in the enitire world?
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Dan_raven
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posted May 07, 2003 04:42 PM
How did that line go? You know, in History of the World Part I. It was the line just before the King yells, "Everybody Jump the Queen!!"
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 07, 2003 04:49 PM
Who is it?
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Feyd Baron
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posted May 07, 2003 09:19 PM
Mr. Grammar Nazi, anything else you would like to add before we pull it's handle?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 08, 2003 08:08 AM
Mr. Byron, saying your homework caught on fire is inexcusable. What do you have to say for yourself?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 08, 2003 01:54 PM
Mr. Baskerville, our ball landed on your estate. Can we come get it?
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Doug J
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posted May 08, 2003 03:30 PM
Hi, i'm Sherlock. Nice to meet you.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 08, 2003 04:18 PM
Want to read the first line of this love poem VP Chaney wrote?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 08, 2003 04:20 PM
Why is that poem called An Ode to Influence Peddling ?[ May 08, 2003, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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T_Smith
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posted May 08, 2003 04:57 PM
Who is this doug J person and whats his problem?
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted May 08, 2003 05:01 PM
What other reason would you have the court believe to the charges of indecent exposure?
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Dan_raven
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posted May 08, 2003 05:08 PM
What makes the fodder stand so tall and proud?
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 10, 2003 08:28 PM
Did you hear about the outbreak of foot and mouth disease at the summer camp?
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Diosmel Duda
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posted May 10, 2003 10:17 PM
You grew a mustache?
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Hobbes
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posted May 10, 2003 10:32 PM
So, Mr. Carnegie, what do you think of the new country you just bought?
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Ophelia
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posted May 11, 2003 09:57 PM
Will you be eating the buffet today?
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filetted
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posted May 11, 2003 10:03 PM
ANOTHER welcome-to sign?!!!
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Apathy
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posted May 11, 2003 10:06 PM
Are the Olson twins legal yet? How old are they?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 12, 2003 09:00 AM
What do you get when you mix melons with dryer lint?
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Dan_raven
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posted May 12, 2003 04:01 PM
Your poor, ugly, slow, and talk funny. What would anyone ever see in you?[ May 12, 2003, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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filetted
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posted May 12, 2003 10:30 PM
Excuse me! Excuse me! Mr Rivera! Mr Rivera? Can you tell us what you could see in the Vault?
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 12, 2003 10:59 PM
Do you like the new fur hat I got at the vintage clothing store?
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filetted
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posted May 12, 2003 11:16 PM
Do you really think the girls at the Frontier Festival will go for this?
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Ryuko
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posted May 12, 2003 11:38 PM
Why are you sewing with the hair of that strange hobo?[ May 12, 2003, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
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Shigosei
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posted May 13, 2003 02:54 AM
You say you lost your virginity?
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filetted
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posted May 13, 2003 03:33 AM
This sun? It seems to rise everyday?
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KarlEd
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posted May 13, 2003 07:08 AM
Why is there a price-tag hanging from your hat?
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Koholos
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posted May 13, 2003 09:52 AM
When was it that humans lost their minds, again????
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Ryuko
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posted May 13, 2003 10:07 AM
You've thrown monkeys at the president?
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Dan_raven
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posted May 13, 2003 02:35 PM
So it was after the 4 year old Orange Juice saved you from the attacking Chinese take-out food from 1987 that you decided to clean out your refrigerator?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 13, 2003 10:59 PM
How many times do I have to tell you that it's a microwave, not the transporter from The Fly ?
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Nato
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posted May 13, 2003 11:23 PM
My brother just called. Is he really lost in the midwest somewhere near St. Louis?
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Ryuko
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posted May 13, 2003 11:27 PM
So tell me again how in the world you got married to Mrs. Butterworth?
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filetted
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posted May 14, 2003 01:18 AM
How'd that trip to the clinic go?
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tonguetied&twisted
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posted May 14, 2003 04:57 AM
why are you rolling around in the mud and making those awful sounds?
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Ryuko
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posted May 14, 2003 09:09 AM
What other flavors of Spam are there?
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Koholos
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posted May 14, 2003 09:42 AM
Wait, how did you wind up in jail?
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Dan_raven
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posted May 14, 2003 10:00 AM
So you fell asleep at the Hatrack Gathering with your honor in tact. And then?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 14, 2003 04:10 PM
What did the dangling participles do with the Grammar Nazi's direct object?
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Frisco
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posted May 14, 2003 04:13 PM
How're your sea monkeys doing?
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Dan_raven
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posted May 14, 2003 04:36 PM
How many monkeys did you play with?
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Frisco
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posted May 14, 2003 04:45 PM
Will you PLEASE just turn your head and cough?!
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Koholos
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posted May 14, 2003 05:32 PM
Where'd the medicine ball go?
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Feyd Baron
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posted May 14, 2003 05:39 PM
What's that at the bottom of the cliff?
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Ophelia
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posted May 14, 2003 07:57 PM
Hey, that guy in the cape with a big ATM sign on his chest tried to jump onto the field the moment The MOB started making fun of Reveille. Who is he?
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted May 14, 2003 08:03 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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