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fallow
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mmmm... mmmm... nummy! whaddya call it?

Well it looked like an eggplant! Sorry 'bout the blender.

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You don't have any more recipes calling for large rocks, do you?

Well, that explains the clogged drain.

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Guess where I found the "Begging the Question" thread?

Don't make me play with myself. [Roll Eyes]

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What are you going to do if we all leave the band?

Anitole McNoultey.

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Dead_Horse
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Alright, who put the empty milk carton back in the fridge?

It's time to liven the place up around here.

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kaioshin00
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Check it out! I just bought some "word of the day" toilet paper! Wanna see it??

I'm sorry - I just had to push the little red button.

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fallow
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are you sure you pressed the right one, love?

it's a many splendored thing.

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kaioshin00
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Why don't you ever put down that Rubik's cube?

I'm with stupid.

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Marek
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why did my brother say he couldn't talk the other day when i walked in?

Pandas are the real kings of the forrest and or jungle.

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Jim, are you sure those paper-crowns are wise?

guys, could you back the *bleet* truck up *bleet* up over the sidewalk?

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Whats that guy under the front wheels saying?

That's taking the road more traveled in a way less traveled.

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what would you say to confuse me?

John Kerry

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fallow
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What good can come out of ye olde Mass?

unleavened krispy kremes.

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What's the newest diet craze?

Newt Gingrich in a tutu.

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rivka
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What?! What nightmare was so bad you woke up screaming?



I hate moving.

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You got kicked out of the Chess Club?!



Like a dead squirrel, but without the smell.

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Beren One Hand
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What exactly is a "cryogentically frozen" squirrel?

That's what cousins are for.

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Amidala asks, "Where can I find someone to pretend to be me in case there's a bomb?"

Unplug the curling iron off before you try that.

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Can you help me trim my nostril hair?

That is not a great second date activity.

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Koga
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Why do you say i shouldn't ask heer to the "Eternally Togehter Weekend"?

Because green eyes are awsome, that's why.

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Raia
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Um, why is it you wanted to become a cat?

You know, that's the third time, and I STILL have no idea!

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Marek
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So what was that movie you and your date saw last night about?

If i had the time to destroy you, i would.

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Raia
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Why don't you file a claim for the atom bomb?

Bugs, bugs, everywhere!

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What did you have for lunch?

Another gay marriage thread.

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rivka
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What makes you think it's That Time of the Hatrack Cycle?



Crankiness, orneriness, and just general malaise.

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Chaeron
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Why God?! Why must I be cursed with such misery!?

I have misplaced my pants.

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How much fun did you have last night?

Peanut butter and balogna sandwiches.

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Raia
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What's the new Oscar Meyer commercial for, again?

Wait! Because tomorrow, it'll be FREE!

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Could you please buy some toilet paper?

If this is a joke of some kind, I'm not laughing.

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Narnia
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So I was thinking that you might want to apprentice your daughter to the local neon sign maker. She seems to have a talent for that. What do you think?

Under the girdle in my sock drawer.

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grrr..Where did you put that sloppy joe I just made??

Right smack dab in the middle.

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How would you describe your politics?

Lincoln Log Cabin Republican.

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kaioshin00
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Whats the name of that ... hot new band?

Under the bed.

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Where did you put my pet monster?

In the cookies again.

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Where'd you find your hamster?

He's green, furry, and lives in a garbage can.

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kaioshin00
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WHat happened to popeye the sailor man?

mmmmmmmm.... crispy.....

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Why are you picking your nose?

That one's my favorite!

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Narnia
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So have you seen that thread on hatrack where everyone is hugging Thor?

Oh no, that's ok.

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Did I touch you inappropriately?



Please do.

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Can I wear your left shoe?

About two pounds, I reckon.

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Dead_Horse
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What's the difference between a pebble and a rock?

Throw it in the pool, and see if it sinks.

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Is she a witch?

It tastes better with ketchup.

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Narnia
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How can you possibly stand to eat babies?

I simply chose not to elaborate.

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How did you avoid admitting you were a cannibal when questioned?

I'm stuffed.

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rivka
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How did your trip to the taxidermist go?





Just hanging' out.

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How'd you spend your time at the nudist camp?

They are a tad over exposed.

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YOURS???

I'd rather hide them.

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So, where are you going to put your academy awards for best vomit-scene and best supporting bra?

I have a list of people to thank.

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Why are you carrying a 5-subject notebook up there with you?

The thing that you're hearing is only the sound of the low spark of high heeled boys.

[ December 12, 2004, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: Goody Scrivener ]

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Is that thing I'm hearing the sound of the low spark of high heeled boys combined with the sound of a 1990 Buick Skylark with transmission trouble?

I didn't think so.

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