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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
fallow
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posted July 18, 2004 03:42 AM
mmmm... mmmm... nummy! whaddya call it? Well it looked like an eggplant! Sorry 'bout the blender.
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 18, 2004 07:29 AM
You don't have any more recipes calling for large rocks, do you? Well, that explains the clogged drain.
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 26, 2004 08:45 PM
Guess where I found the "Begging the Question" thread? Don't make me play with myself.
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goblin
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posted July 26, 2004 11:39 PM
What are you going to do if we all leave the band? Anitole McNoultey.
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 30, 2004 07:35 PM
Alright, who put the empty milk carton back in the fridge? It's time to liven the place up around here.
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kaioshin00
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posted July 30, 2004 07:48 PM
Check it out! I just bought some "word of the day" toilet paper! Wanna see it?? I'm sorry - I just had to push the little red button.
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fallow
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posted August 02, 2004 02:52 AM
are you sure you pressed the right one, love? it's a many splendored thing.
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kaioshin00
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posted August 03, 2004 03:49 AM
Why don't you ever put down that Rubik's cube? I'm with stupid.
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Marek
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posted August 08, 2004 04:26 AM
why did my brother say he couldn't talk the other day when i walked in? Pandas are the real kings of the forrest and or jungle.
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fallow
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posted August 08, 2004 04:32 AM
Jim, are you sure those paper-crowns are wise? guys, could you back the *bleet* truck up *bleet* up over the sidewalk?
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Dan_raven
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posted August 08, 2004 08:23 PM
Whats that guy under the front wheels saying? That's taking the road more traveled in a way less traveled.
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Chris Warrent
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posted August 08, 2004 08:49 PM
what would you say to confuse me? John Kerry
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fallow
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posted August 09, 2004 03:13 AM
What good can come out of ye olde Mass? unleavened krispy kremes.
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goblin
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posted August 24, 2004 12:40 AM
What's the newest diet craze? Newt Gingrich in a tutu.
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rivka
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posted August 24, 2004 03:27 AM
What?! What nightmare was so bad you woke up screaming? I hate moving.
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Frisco
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posted August 24, 2004 03:38 AM
You got kicked out of the Chess Club?! Like a dead squirrel, but without the smell.
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Beren One Hand
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posted August 24, 2004 07:56 AM
What exactly is a "cryogentically frozen" squirrel? That's what cousins are for.
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katharina
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posted August 24, 2004 08:00 AM
Amidala asks, "Where can I find someone to pretend to be me in case there's a bomb?" Unplug the curling iron off before you try that.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 24, 2004 04:38 PM
Can you help me trim my nostril hair? That is not a great second date activity.
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Koga
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posted September 02, 2004 09:53 AM
Why do you say i shouldn't ask heer to the "Eternally Togehter Weekend"? Because green eyes are awsome, that's why.
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Raia
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posted September 02, 2004 09:56 AM
Um, why is it you wanted to become a cat? You know, that's the third time, and I STILL have no idea!
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Marek
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posted September 02, 2004 10:00 AM
So what was that movie you and your date saw last night about? If i had the time to destroy you, i would.
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Raia
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posted September 02, 2004 10:11 AM
Why don't you file a claim for the atom bomb? Bugs, bugs, everywhere!
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digging_holes
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posted September 06, 2004 01:37 AM
What did you have for lunch? Another gay marriage thread.
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rivka
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posted September 06, 2004 02:58 AM
What makes you think it's That Time of the Hatrack Cycle? Crankiness, orneriness, and just general malaise.
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Chaeron
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posted September 06, 2004 03:07 AM
Why God?! Why must I be cursed with such misery!? I have misplaced my pants.
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peterh
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posted September 06, 2004 03:17 AM
How much fun did you have last night? Peanut butter and balogna sandwiches.
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Raia
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posted September 06, 2004 07:34 AM
What's the new Oscar Meyer commercial for, again? Wait! Because tomorrow, it'll be FREE!
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pooka
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posted September 09, 2004 06:14 PM
Could you please buy some toilet paper? If this is a joke of some kind, I'm not laughing.
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Narnia
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posted September 27, 2004 09:21 PM
So I was thinking that you might want to apprentice your daughter to the local neon sign maker. She seems to have a talent for that. What do you think? Under the girdle in my sock drawer.
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kaioshin00
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posted September 27, 2004 09:37 PM
grrr..Where did you put that sloppy joe I just made?? Right smack dab in the middle.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 27, 2004 09:39 PM
How would you describe your politics? Lincoln Log Cabin Republican.
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kaioshin00
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posted November 10, 2004 06:51 PM
Whats the name of that ... hot new band? Under the bed.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 10, 2004 09:06 PM
Where did you put my pet monster? In the cookies again.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 11, 2004 12:15 AM
Where'd you find your hamster? He's green, furry, and lives in a garbage can.
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kaioshin00
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posted November 11, 2004 12:20 AM
WHat happened to popeye the sailor man? mmmmmmmm.... crispy.....
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ElJay
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posted November 11, 2004 01:18 AM
Why are you picking your nose? That one's my favorite!
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Narnia
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posted November 21, 2004 01:57 PM
So have you seen that thread on hatrack where everyone is hugging Thor? Oh no, that's ok.
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rivka
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posted November 21, 2004 01:58 PM
Did I touch you inappropriately? Please do.
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kaioshin00
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posted November 21, 2004 04:55 PM
Can I wear your left shoe? About two pounds, I reckon.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 21, 2004 07:16 PM
What's the difference between a pebble and a rock? Throw it in the pool, and see if it sinks.
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dh
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posted November 21, 2004 07:19 PM
Is she a witch? It tastes better with ketchup.
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Narnia
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posted November 21, 2004 08:04 PM
How can you possibly stand to eat babies? I simply chose not to elaborate.
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digging_holes
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posted November 21, 2004 08:11 PM
How did you avoid admitting you were a cannibal when questioned? I'm stuffed.
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rivka
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posted November 21, 2004 08:36 PM
How did your trip to the taxidermist go? Just hanging' out.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 21, 2004 08:47 PM
How'd you spend your time at the nudist camp? They are a tad over exposed.
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ginette
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posted November 22, 2004 05:48 AM
YOURS??? I'd rather hide them.
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jehovoid
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posted December 12, 2004 08:53 PM
So, where are you going to put your academy awards for best vomit-scene and best supporting bra? I have a list of people to thank.
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Goody Scrivener
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posted December 12, 2004 10:55 PM
Why are you carrying a 5-subject notebook up there with you? The thing that you're hearing is only the sound of the low spark of high heeled boys. [ December 12, 2004, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: Goody Scrivener ]
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jehovoid
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posted December 13, 2004 05:14 PM
Is that thing I'm hearing the sound of the low spark of high heeled boys combined with the sound of a 1990 Buick Skylark with transmission trouble? I didn't think so.
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