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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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have you got my wallet?

I blew it.

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Narnia
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What stinks in here?
(that one is courtesy of my younger brother Evan.)

No one could possibly understand.

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Jonathan Howard
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quote:
If the Universe is constantly expanding, am I? And if I'm not, will I ever get to my refrigerator?

I don't know, but these cheesy poofs are sure good!

Does this have anything to do with:

quote:
Simple: I'll post an answer. You reply with a question which fits the answer, plus another answer for someone else to reply to.

A: I'm telling you, he had a cucumber.

Jonny

[ December 16, 2004, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Narnia
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*nudges Jonny* Psst. This thread is for the funny only. No discussion. [Big Grin] It's been that way for almost 3 years, and we can't defile it now!!!!!

Now think up a question!

No one could possibly understand.

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Alcon
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How come you're always going around on all fours?

I killed him.

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kaioshin00
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Where's Waldo?

The epitome of all that is good in this world.

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Alcon
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Who is this Sauron guy anyway?

Damn!

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kaioshin00
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How would you rearrange the first four letters of the word 'mandible'?

It's made out of Legos.

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Something is odd about tonight's dinner. Any idea what it could be?




100% chocolate, and nothing but.

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peterh
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What's in this meatloaf anyway?

Abercrombie and Fitch, that's who!

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Narnia
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Who said that your stomach was attractive?

Hm. Intriguing.

[ December 17, 2004, 04:09 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

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Jonathan Howard
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What do you think of your chain mesh underwear?

I feel fine.

[ December 17, 2004, 04:30 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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ketchupqueen
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Are you sure that axe in your head shouldn't be taken out?

Really, Officer, someone else must have put it there, I have no idea where it came from!

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Jonathan Howard
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Q: Why do I see a device in your, ahem, 'anatomy'?

A: This answer is wrong.

[ December 24, 2004, 08:05 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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kaioshin00
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How wrong would I be if I said 1 wrong makes a right?

You can't show that to children!

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peterh
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Why do I see a device in your, ahem, 'anatomy'?

MMMMM, MMMMMMMM Gravy!

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mimsies
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Why do you like to visit the graveyard every week?

I found it in the garbage.

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Where'd you get this old thread?

You'll just bring home anything you find lying around.

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mimsies
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What do you think of my new underwear?

The wind knocked it over.

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peterh
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Why are you taking Viagra?

It tastes better than M&Ms.

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Morbo
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Ahh, so that's why you were so popular in HS, but did you like it?

Whatever, you know I'm right.

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Raia
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Are you SURE 2 + 2 = 5? My math teacher told me it equals 4...

You're going to lose it again, anyway.

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kaioshin00
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Can I please have my mind back?

Jiminy crickets!

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Miranda
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Who do you want to grow up to be?

Water is the only way.

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Dan_raven
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What way will get us to Maui?

Babe

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Constant Reader
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What's that delicious smell coming from the oven?

Living in my armpit.

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mimsies
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Where is my pet cockroach?

Chocolate cake with raspberry sauce a la mode

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kaioshin00
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Oooh, whats flavor is in that new black-and-red Altoids tin?

The memory of a mongoose.

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Narnia
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What was it about your dream last night that had you giggling and poking yourself in the butt?

I honestly can't see how we've gotten along without it.

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Are you done with my "long" catcher?

Catcher in the Rye

[ March 27, 2005, 09:28 AM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

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Kamui
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You had an off color dream about the characters from WHAT book?

because that's the way I like it!

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Jonathan Howard
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Why do you follow that South Park episode, eating through your arse and defecating out of your mouth? Why do you eat the unconventional way?

What the...?

[ March 27, 2005, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Narnia
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Didn't anyone tell you that you were supposed to bring the ambrosia salad?!

Unpleasant, but very true.

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Raia
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So, you said your aunt was eaten by a hyena?

Not again. Please, not again.

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Who wants to hear Raia sing an encore?

[Wink]

It's written by Orson Scott Card.

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Dan_raven
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So what's so new about the New Testament?

I call that blaspheme.

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Raia
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[DIGRESSION] *giggles at Ic* [/DIGRESSION]
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Jonathan Howard
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[*Singing*]

A: HalleluJah,

For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth;
The kingdom of this world is become-
The Kingdom of Our Lord and of His Christ:
And He shall reign forever and ever.

King of Kings,
And Lord of Lords.

HalleluJah.

[/*Singing*]

Q: Yeah, right! I'm sure there's something behind it all...!

[ March 27, 2005, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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MEC
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Did I see you post that in my "Adult Swim" thread?

NOOOOOO!

[ March 27, 2005, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: MEC ]

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kaioshin00
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Would you like to save 15% or more on car insurance?

Go-go-gadget cocunut cracker.

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Jonathan Howard
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State the smartest saying ever.

I really, truly, can't think of what to say.

[ March 27, 2005, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Constant Reader
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Are you lying to me about your amnesia?

You're uglier than him.

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Alcon
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Why must you always refer to yourself in the second person?

Mmm... Mac and Cheese [Smile]

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What are those girls wrestling in?

The future of the world.

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Jonathan Howard
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Who am I?

I screw this up.

[ March 28, 2005, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Morbo
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Toad, that triple-izzy with a twirl was so tasty, too bad you hit your head, are you ok?

Format is for sheep!

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HesterGray
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Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't erase everything on my computer?

If it's in your way, go around it.

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How did that live T-rex get in the driveway?

It's better than under the river and lost in the woods

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Raia
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You keep a snake in your closet??

As long as we're not talking about cabbages.

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Will Orson Scott Card be there?

He can sing, but I wouldn't want to live with him.

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