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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Narnia
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posted December 16, 2004 07:01 PM
What stinks in here? (that one is courtesy of my younger brother Evan.) No one could possibly understand.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted December 16, 2004 07:03 PM
quote: If the Universe is constantly expanding, am I? And if I'm not, will I ever get to my refrigerator? I don't know, but these cheesy poofs are sure good! Does this have anything to do with: quote: Simple: I'll post an answer. You reply with a question which fits the answer, plus another answer for someone else to reply to. A: I'm telling you, he had a cucumber. Jonny [ December 16, 2004, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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Narnia
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posted December 16, 2004 07:39 PM
*nudges Jonny* Psst. This thread is for the funny only. No discussion. It's been that way for almost 3 years, and we can't defile it now!!!!! Now think up a question! No one could possibly understand.
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Alcon
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posted December 16, 2004 07:43 PM
How come you're always going around on all fours? I killed him.
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kaioshin00
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posted December 16, 2004 07:44 PM
Where's Waldo? The epitome of all that is good in this world.
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Alcon
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posted December 16, 2004 07:55 PM
Who is this Sauron guy anyway? Damn!
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kaioshin00
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posted December 16, 2004 08:51 PM
How would you rearrange the first four letters of the word 'mandible'? It's made out of Legos.
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rivka
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posted December 16, 2004 09:11 PM
Something is odd about tonight's dinner. Any idea what it could be? 100% chocolate, and nothing but.
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peterh
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posted December 16, 2004 09:17 PM
What's in this meatloaf anyway? Abercrombie and Fitch, that's who!
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Narnia
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posted December 17, 2004 04:08 AM
Who said that your stomach was attractive? Hm. Intriguing. [ December 17, 2004, 04:09 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
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Jonathan Howard
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posted December 17, 2004 04:29 AM
What do you think of your chain mesh underwear? I feel fine. [ December 17, 2004, 04:30 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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ketchupqueen
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posted December 17, 2004 03:44 PM
Are you sure that axe in your head shouldn't be taken out? Really, Officer, someone else must have put it there, I have no idea where it came from!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted December 24, 2004 08:04 AM
Q: Why do I see a device in your, ahem, 'anatomy'? A: This answer is wrong. [ December 24, 2004, 08:05 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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kaioshin00
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posted March 25, 2005 06:35 PM
How wrong would I be if I said 1 wrong makes a right? You can't show that to children!
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peterh
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posted March 25, 2005 06:52 PM
Why do I see a device in your, ahem, 'anatomy'? MMMMM, MMMMMMMM Gravy!
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mimsies
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posted March 25, 2005 07:26 PM
Why do you like to visit the graveyard every week? I found it in the garbage.
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 25, 2005 09:41 PM
Where'd you get this old thread? You'll just bring home anything you find lying around.
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mimsies
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posted March 26, 2005 12:32 AM
What do you think of my new underwear? The wind knocked it over.
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peterh
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posted March 26, 2005 01:29 AM
Why are you taking Viagra? It tastes better than M&Ms.
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Morbo
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posted March 26, 2005 09:10 AM
Ahh, so that's why you were so popular in HS, but did you like it? Whatever, you know I'm right.
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Raia
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posted March 26, 2005 10:38 AM
Are you SURE 2 + 2 = 5? My math teacher told me it equals 4... You're going to lose it again, anyway.
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kaioshin00
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posted March 26, 2005 01:23 PM
Can I please have my mind back? Jiminy crickets!
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Miranda
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posted March 26, 2005 07:26 PM
Who do you want to grow up to be? Water is the only way.
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Dan_raven
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posted March 26, 2005 07:54 PM
What way will get us to Maui? Babe
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Constant Reader
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posted March 27, 2005 12:27 AM
What's that delicious smell coming from the oven? Living in my armpit.
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mimsies
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posted March 27, 2005 12:44 AM
Where is my pet cockroach? Chocolate cake with raspberry sauce a la mode
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kaioshin00
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posted March 27, 2005 12:58 AM
Oooh, whats flavor is in that new black-and-red Altoids tin? The memory of a mongoose.
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Narnia
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posted March 27, 2005 01:00 AM
What was it about your dream last night that had you giggling and poking yourself in the butt? I honestly can't see how we've gotten along without it.
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Dan_raven
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posted March 27, 2005 09:27 AM
Are you done with my "long" catcher? Catcher in the Rye [ March 27, 2005, 09:28 AM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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Kamui
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posted March 27, 2005 10:27 AM
You had an off color dream about the characters from WHAT book? because that's the way I like it!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted March 27, 2005 12:05 PM
Why do you follow that South Park episode, eating through your arse and defecating out of your mouth? Why do you eat the unconventional way? What the...? [ March 27, 2005, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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Narnia
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posted March 27, 2005 01:31 PM
Didn't anyone tell you that you were supposed to bring the ambrosia salad?! Unpleasant, but very true.
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Raia
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posted March 27, 2005 01:57 PM
So, you said your aunt was eaten by a hyena? Not again. Please, not again.
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Icarus
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posted March 27, 2005 02:04 PM
Who wants to hear Raia sing an encore? It's written by Orson Scott Card.
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Dan_raven
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posted March 27, 2005 02:57 PM
So what's so new about the New Testament? I call that blaspheme.
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Raia
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posted March 27, 2005 02:59 PM
[DIGRESSION] *giggles at Ic* [/DIGRESSION]
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Jonathan Howard
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posted March 27, 2005 03:12 PM
[*Singing*] A: HalleluJah, For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth; The kingdom of this world is become- The Kingdom of Our Lord and of His Christ: And He shall reign forever and ever. King of Kings, And Lord of Lords. HalleluJah. [/*Singing*] Q: Yeah, right! I'm sure there's something behind it all...! [ March 27, 2005, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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MEC
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posted March 27, 2005 03:14 PM
Did I see you post that in my "Adult Swim" thread? NOOOOOO! [ March 27, 2005, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: MEC ]
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kaioshin00
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posted March 27, 2005 03:16 PM
Would you like to save 15% or more on car insurance? Go-go-gadget cocunut cracker.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted March 27, 2005 03:20 PM
State the smartest saying ever. I really, truly, can't think of what to say. [ March 27, 2005, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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Constant Reader
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posted March 27, 2005 09:06 PM
Are you lying to me about your amnesia? You're uglier than him.
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Alcon
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posted March 27, 2005 09:19 PM
Why must you always refer to yourself in the second person? Mmm... Mac and Cheese
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Treason
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posted March 27, 2005 09:44 PM
What are those girls wrestling in? The future of the world.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted March 28, 2005 12:46 PM
Who am I? I screw this up. [ March 28, 2005, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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Morbo
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posted March 28, 2005 12:56 PM
Toad, that triple-izzy with a twirl was so tasty, too bad you hit your head, are you ok? Format is for sheep!
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HesterGray
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posted March 28, 2005 02:55 PM
Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't erase everything on my computer? If it's in your way, go around it.
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mimsies
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posted March 29, 2005 11:12 AM
How did that live T-rex get in the driveway? It's better than under the river and lost in the woods
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Raia
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posted March 29, 2005 11:26 AM
You keep a snake in your closet?? As long as we're not talking about cabbages.
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HesterGray
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posted March 29, 2005 02:20 PM
Will Orson Scott Card be there? He can sing, but I wouldn't want to live with him.
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