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Dan_raven
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What do you think of Irving the crooning flea?

La de dah.

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peterh
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How would you respond if I said, "Fiddley Dee"?

A martian with an oedipal complex.

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What are you so afreud of?

Oh - that's just my pet wombat.

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Where'd you get that awful toupee?

Put it in a ziploc bag first.

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Raia
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So, you say we should dump the body in the bay?

If you do that, it will rot. Take my word for it.

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HesterGray
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Do you think I should subject my brain to countless hours of television?

I wanted to, but I couldn't find my tweezers.

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Dan_raven
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Can I pick your brain for a moment?

Better that than his nose.

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mimsies
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He stuffed whole cucmbers down the garbage disposal?

After the snow melt uncovers the bodies.

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Dad, when can we BBQ?

Chiclets and Cherry coke.

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mimsies
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Dad, what are we going to have along with our BBQ?

That is why the collapse of civilization is imminent.

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Treason
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Bush was elected president!

Random acts of violence.

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Dan_raven
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Now that they are getting married, what do you expect on the honeymoon?

No time for TV tonight.

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Orson Scott Card
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Why are you reading that book?

Those aren't my clean socks.

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rav
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Didn't you put bleach in with the load?

That's why they come to our farm, and skin our animals.

[ April 02, 2005, 07:04 AM: Message edited by: rav ]

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Zotto!
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Don't those folks look really, really cold?

It just chooses the DARNdest time to explode.

[ April 02, 2005, 07:20 AM: Message edited by: Zotto! ]

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Orson Scott Card
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Do I look fat in this?

I can't feel my toes.

[ April 02, 2005, 07:17 AM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]

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Zotto!
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What the heck are these ominously familiar-looking things in this tupperware container I found in the fridge?

For the love of all that's good and pure, Bob, don't pull that out of there.

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Has the time come to reveal my ultimate weapon?

I read it on Hatrack.

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Narnia
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Wow. I haven't told anyone about my plans to take over the world. How did you know?

Well, I figured that since it was my birthday and all...

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mimsies
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Why aren't you wearing any clothing?

I forgot to bring my potato.

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Orson Scott Card
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Why are you sticking plastic lips, ears, and hats into your face?

He is no child of MINE.

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mimsies
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Why does your kid keep picking things out of your hair and eating them?

There is no shortage of of paperclips here.

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Dan_raven
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Why is there chewing gum all over these files?

Lets keep things in order please.

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Raia
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So can we go over this? You got up... had dinner... took a shower... came back from work... had breakfast... went to work... am I missing something?

Over my dead body.

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Khavanon
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Where do you want this fertilizer?

No thanks, I was abducted.

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Orson Scott Card
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Do you need a receipt so you can get a refund for your voyage to the planet Khlaxbjay?

Aw, Mom, do I have to?

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mimsies
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Honey will you please get the rocket ready, we're going to Khlaxbjay to visit your grandmother.

That was AFTER he rolled down the hill.

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Leonide
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Did Jack break his crown?

I wish I could, but destiny calls.

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Stan the man
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Hey, would ya mind having this 2 billion dollars I am giving away?

It is kinda dark in here.

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HesterGray
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Why do you insist on reading in the cupboard?

It's not the way I would have planned it.

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Orson Scott Card
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So you hit the median strip and rolled the van. But why is the inside of the vehicle completely coated with raw egg?

I wasn't offering it to you.

[ April 03, 2005, 04:41 AM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]

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Dan_raven
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Just endorse the IronMan Comic check to Dan Raven.

I'll settle for the movie profits.

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How much do you think it would cost to get the rights to the beer-dumped-on-that-guys-head story?

It's really good--you just have to skip over the bad parts.

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Dan_raven
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Are you having fun playing hopscotch on quicksand?

The chalk markings have vanished.

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Why do you think it's about time I stopped mourning my murdered wife?

Like that's really a solution!

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Why don't you just eat the pig?

Because, he smells.

[ April 03, 2005, 08:14 PM: Message edited by: LilBee91 ]

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Narnia
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Why would you kiss him passionately and then NOT agree to a second date?

Yeah, that's easy for you to say!

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Is this easy for me to say?

I like qwerty.

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So, what's with the keyboard fetish?

No, it's supposed to be like that.

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Dan_raven
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Pssst, did you know there is a world famous writer posting on this thread?

And Uncle Orson too.

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Narnia
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You invited Cher to your birthday party?!

I already tried that.

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Why didn't you just hit him with a sledgehammer?

So that's why you won't exit the library

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Orson Scott Card
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No, I'm not happy to see you, that's a book in my pants.

I'm NOT flying there again.

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How come you go to Australia by car?

Oh, I understand

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Orson Scott Card
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Por favor, desculpa meu mal jeito de falar.

Not this time!

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Raia
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So, how about I take all the money we've earned and buy myself a villa in Florence?

Hahaha... that's what YOU think!

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Swede
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I thought killing people WAS murder

NOT in my kitchen!

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Raia
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Where should we plant this maple tree?

Every time you do that, somewhere, a pixie dies.

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Why should I stop singing these Britney Spears' songs?

So that's what you do on Sundays

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Why so you seem surprised that I'm in the park with George?



Artists are bizarre.

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