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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Dan_raven
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posted March 29, 2005 02:34 PM
What do you think of Irving the crooning flea? La de dah.
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peterh
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posted March 29, 2005 05:24 PM
How would you respond if I said, "Fiddley Dee"? A martian with an oedipal complex.
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kaioshin00
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posted March 29, 2005 07:12 PM
What are you so afreud of? Oh - that's just my pet wombat.
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 29, 2005 10:17 PM
Where'd you get that awful toupee? Put it in a ziploc bag first.
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Raia
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posted March 30, 2005 04:56 AM
So, you say we should dump the body in the bay? If you do that, it will rot. Take my word for it.
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HesterGray
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posted March 30, 2005 12:40 PM
Do you think I should subject my brain to countless hours of television? I wanted to, but I couldn't find my tweezers.
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Dan_raven
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posted March 30, 2005 12:53 PM
Can I pick your brain for a moment? Better that than his nose.
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mimsies
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posted March 30, 2005 04:55 PM
He stuffed whole cucmbers down the garbage disposal? After the snow melt uncovers the bodies.
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lazarus
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posted March 31, 2005 05:25 PM
Dad, when can we BBQ? Chiclets and Cherry coke.
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mimsies
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posted March 31, 2005 05:45 PM
Dad, what are we going to have along with our BBQ? That is why the collapse of civilization is imminent.
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Treason
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posted April 01, 2005 11:05 PM
Bush was elected president! Random acts of violence.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 02, 2005 01:19 AM
Now that they are getting married, what do you expect on the honeymoon? No time for TV tonight.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 02, 2005 06:51 AM
Why are you reading that book? Those aren't my clean socks.
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rav
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posted April 02, 2005 07:03 AM
Didn't you put bleach in with the load? That's why they come to our farm, and skin our animals. [ April 02, 2005, 07:04 AM: Message edited by: rav ]
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Zotto!
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posted April 02, 2005 07:05 AM
Don't those folks look really, really cold? It just chooses the DARNdest time to explode. [ April 02, 2005, 07:20 AM: Message edited by: Zotto! ]
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 02, 2005 07:17 AM
Do I look fat in this? I can't feel my toes. [ April 02, 2005, 07:17 AM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]
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Zotto!
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posted April 02, 2005 07:27 AM
What the heck are these ominously familiar-looking things in this tupperware container I found in the fridge? For the love of all that's good and pure, Bob, don't pull that out of there.
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kaioshin00
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posted April 02, 2005 01:50 PM
Has the time come to reveal my ultimate weapon? I read it on Hatrack.
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Narnia
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posted April 02, 2005 01:52 PM
Wow. I haven't told anyone about my plans to take over the world. How did you know? Well, I figured that since it was my birthday and all...
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mimsies
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posted April 02, 2005 02:07 PM
Why aren't you wearing any clothing? I forgot to bring my potato.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 02, 2005 02:50 PM
Why are you sticking plastic lips, ears, and hats into your face? He is no child of MINE.
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mimsies
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posted April 02, 2005 03:02 PM
Why does your kid keep picking things out of your hair and eating them? There is no shortage of of paperclips here.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 02, 2005 03:51 PM
Why is there chewing gum all over these files? Lets keep things in order please.
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Raia
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posted April 02, 2005 03:53 PM
So can we go over this? You got up... had dinner... took a shower... came back from work... had breakfast... went to work... am I missing something? Over my dead body.
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Khavanon
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posted April 02, 2005 08:15 PM
Where do you want this fertilizer? No thanks, I was abducted.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 03, 2005 03:00 AM
Do you need a receipt so you can get a refund for your voyage to the planet Khlaxbjay? Aw, Mom, do I have to?
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mimsies
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posted April 03, 2005 03:05 AM
Honey will you please get the rocket ready, we're going to Khlaxbjay to visit your grandmother. That was AFTER he rolled down the hill.
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Leonide
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posted April 03, 2005 03:08 AM
Did Jack break his crown? I wish I could, but destiny calls.
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Stan the man
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posted April 03, 2005 03:12 AM
Hey, would ya mind having this 2 billion dollars I am giving away? It is kinda dark in here.
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HesterGray
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posted April 03, 2005 03:22 AM
Why do you insist on reading in the cupboard? It's not the way I would have planned it.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 03, 2005 04:40 AM
So you hit the median strip and rolled the van. But why is the inside of the vehicle completely coated with raw egg? I wasn't offering it to you. [ April 03, 2005, 04:41 AM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]
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Dan_raven
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posted April 03, 2005 12:07 PM
Just endorse the IronMan Comic check to Dan Raven. I'll settle for the movie profits.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted April 03, 2005 02:13 PM
How much do you think it would cost to get the rights to the beer-dumped-on-that-guys-head story? It's really good--you just have to skip over the bad parts.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 03, 2005 02:29 PM
Are you having fun playing hopscotch on quicksand? The chalk markings have vanished.
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Morbo
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posted April 03, 2005 04:02 PM
Why do you think it's about time I stopped mourning my murdered wife? Like that's really a solution!
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LilBee91
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posted April 03, 2005 08:13 PM
Why don't you just eat the pig? Because, he smells. [ April 03, 2005, 08:14 PM: Message edited by: LilBee91 ]
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Narnia
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posted April 03, 2005 08:15 PM
Why would you kiss him passionately and then NOT agree to a second date? Yeah, that's easy for you to say!
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MEC
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posted April 03, 2005 09:03 PM
Is this easy for me to say? I like qwerty.
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Megan
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posted April 03, 2005 09:07 PM
So, what's with the keyboard fetish? No, it's supposed to be like that.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 03, 2005 11:21 PM
Pssst, did you know there is a world famous writer posting on this thread? And Uncle Orson too.
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Narnia
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posted April 04, 2005 01:54 AM
You invited Cher to your birthday party?! I already tried that.
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Swede
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posted April 04, 2005 04:20 AM
Why didn't you just hit him with a sledgehammer? So that's why you won't exit the library
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 04, 2005 04:32 AM
No, I'm not happy to see you, that's a book in my pants. I'm NOT flying there again.
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Swede
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posted April 04, 2005 04:35 AM
How come you go to Australia by car? Oh, I understand
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 04, 2005 04:37 AM
Por favor, desculpa meu mal jeito de falar. Not this time!
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Raia
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posted April 04, 2005 04:44 AM
So, how about I take all the money we've earned and buy myself a villa in Florence? Hahaha... that's what YOU think!
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Swede
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posted April 04, 2005 04:48 AM
I thought killing people WAS murder NOT in my kitchen!
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Raia
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posted April 04, 2005 04:50 AM
Where should we plant this maple tree? Every time you do that, somewhere, a pixie dies.
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Swede
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posted April 04, 2005 04:53 AM
Why should I stop singing these Britney Spears' songs? So that's what you do on Sundays
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rivka
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posted April 04, 2005 04:57 AM
Why so you seem surprised that I'm in the park with George? Artists are bizarre.
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