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T_Smith
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Mmmmm... peppermint flavored eye drops...

(*laughs at leonide* hehe sorry, I'll delete it for you)

I wanted to drive that car when I was a kid.

[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited February 10, 2003).]

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Nato
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Hey! Was that the Oscar Meyer wienermobile that just went by?

If it comes in red, I'll buy it.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Ever heard of Armageddon?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

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Frisco
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What's the best answer to the "Does this dress make me look fat?" question?

Thank God for REM!

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T_Smith
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Did you hear REM is holding a charity concert for Africa? They'll be playing stuff like Its the End of the World and stuff....

Scuse me while I cough up another lung.

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LadyDove
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Is this yours?

The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. No parking.

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Vampyr1818
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What is the white zone for?

Then I want you to go to the store.

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dr. manhattan
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oh deary me....the children are rioting again.

no. no they have always grown like that.

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jehovoid
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Quick, get the knife! This baby has two hands!

I won't back down on this one.

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Frisco
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Why don't you just admit that you're not hideously ugly?

Not bad for his first time.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did he meet a heroic end?

Priority mail is the best!

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dr. manhattan
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quickly!! you have to help me get rid of this body!!

oh yeah!! i'd like to see that in slo-mo.

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Vampyr1818
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did you see my cat?

I do love beans.

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T_Smith
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So your hoping that OSC takes the Bean story along the lines of multiple cloning?

Cool people don't wear sombreros.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the big deal with Slim Shady?

It's on page 52.

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Dead_Horse
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Can you help me? I was reading this book and I sneezed and my contact fell out.

Awful Otto's awful waffle whiffer tookie tookie Awful Otto's awful waffle awful slowly.

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Toblerone
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I bet there isn't anything you can say that will confuse me!! go ahead try it, I dare you -

well, that is an interesting odor.....

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Vampyr1818
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Here, smell my armpit.

I agree that I am now obligated to give you a free apple pie.

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LadyDove
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Your dog tore through my screen door, ate tonight's dinner and urinated on my sofa. What are you going to do about it?

Never trust a man wearing banana flavored Speedos.

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Vampyr1818
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Ooooo, he looks cool.

Okay, but before I do I just want to make one thing clear: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

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Frisco
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How'd you do on your Village People trivia test? Let's grade it.

Mmmm...crackers.

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Vampyr1818
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What do you like with soup?

Coolness, I was born in a hospital too.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is that a price tag glued to my left cheek?

Knock, knock.

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flyby
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Banana.

This is about where I was yesterday, it's about why I was there.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is there raw wool stuck to your chain mesh underwear?

#3 Sandpaper, please.

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Fael
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You know you used to be such a rough character, but now you are super smooth, What Happened?

Lead, melted then poured

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Diosmel Duda
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You immobilized Superman?? How?

He immobilized me with his swell tights.

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littlemissattitude
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Amazing what those ballet dancers can do, isn't it?

I walked down the street and found the key.

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Vampyr1818
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What did you do in level 5?

After I finish my puzzle.

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Dead_Horse
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You're eating that for lunch? Wouldn't you like a sandwich or soup or something?

Hamsters and cookies.

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Strider
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This soup tastes weird. What's in it?

That's what the sign said.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Let me see...you blew through the toll booth because you thought if went SLOW...you'd GET TICKET?

my invitation didn't say that.

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Dan_raven
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This party is BYOB. The final b does not stand for Battle.

Begging the Question Lite

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Strider
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why do we have another one of these threads?

A Mickey Mouse antenna topper.

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Fael
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When you graduate you want WHAT for your CAR?

The in box is full

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Thread Killa
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What's a good euphemism for "Time to flush the toilet"?

The cat, your honor.

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Diosmel Duda
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Queen of London: They wrote a song about what coming to visit me?

Have a nice trip.

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littlemissattitude
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That cat left himself in the middle of the stairs on purpose, didn't he?

I didn't say that.

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Frisco
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Why do you keep saying "that"?!

The PTA wasn't impressed.

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Leonide
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You tried to convince the school to start a drama program by re-enacting the climax of Equus?!?

A bright pink wading bird with a long, flat spoon-like bill.

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Vampyr1818
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What is a flamingo?

Hey, I saw you at the lake the other day, you were catching ducks...

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dr. manhattan
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get them while their hot!!! 100% pure beef burgers!!! nothing like 'em, nice and juicy!!!

i had no choice.

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Frisco
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You left the Republican Party?

I feel like a pinàta.

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Vampyr1818
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Take off that costume before you feel like a pinata.

MMMMM, processed cheese....

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Bob_Scopatz
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Hey! What's this coming out of my SuperSoaker???

It happened at Dead Man's Curve!

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Diosmel Duda
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When was the turning point of that murder mystery novel you were reading?

Lurking behind the eek smiley.

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Dan_raven
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Smiling: "Where you at Lurking?"

He forgot the punctuation again.

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T_Smith
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Why is Paul beating Locke up this time?

Violance is the last resort of Mules.

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Nato
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What did you learn from your meditation in the pasture today?

But it was so loud!

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