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Tante Shvester
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Who left the door to the refrigerator open?

Welcome all Geese!

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Brinestone
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What's at www.gaggle.com?

Every color of the rainbow plus brown and silver.

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What color should we paint the bedroom?

Just do it!

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Are you sure running into a mine field is a good idea?

It makes me look smarter.

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Are you sure you want to undergo your fourth trepanning procedure?

I'd have to say -- Northern Lights

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Steev
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What is you favorite Philip Pullman novel?

Because I keep stubbing my toe on that silly garden gnome.

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Tante Shvester
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Why do you howl and dance around like a merry little elf whenever you are on your way back from the mailbox?

Well, it isn't the Publisher's Clearinghouse.

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Who is that strange man howling and dancing about like a merry little elf in the front yard?

That's because I prefer the crunchy bits.

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MandyM
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Why did you put the broken garden gnome in with the casserole?

Gotcha!

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Is my house still burning or are the firemen there yet?

So, that's what the ointment is all about.

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Tante Shvester
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Wouldn't it be great if "disappointment" was a salve that you could rub on to make yourself disappear?

You put your right hand in. You put your right hand out. You put your right hand in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

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What's your favorite thing to do on weekends?

The ghost of Christmas yet to come.

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Tante Shvester
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Was that those missionaries at the door again, dear?

My cat ate my mouse pad.

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Now, if your dog ate the printer, Billy, why didn't you just email the homework to me?

It didn't want to get crunched.

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ketchupqueen
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Why is this number so big?

I am NOT a man.

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Tante Shvester
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So, is it "More, Man", or "More, Mon", or just LDS?

He's not so much "Jew" as "Jew-ish".

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Tante Shvester
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Why won't anyone question my answer?

I guess I killed it.

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Honey, why'd the baby suddenly stop crying?

Because it's red-purple-green plaid!

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Tante Shvester
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Why can't I wear my plaid jacket with my orange and blue paisley pants?

You have no idea how much that question reveals about you.

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Sterling
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Is that inkblot supposed to be Ernest Borgnine?

I believe this is what's referred to as "the sledgehammer stage."

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So my computer's repair process is where exactly?

It doesn't matter what you order here, everything comes with grits.

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What's so special about this restaurant, Che'z Ya'll?

Save your Confederate credit cards, the South shall rise again.

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Why are there Civil War re-enactments on the new Capital One card commercials? Weren't the Vikings annoying enough?

I will not travel there.

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Tante Shvester
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Concentrate on the sound of my voice. Are you ready to journey into the darkest, most hidden reaches of your subconscious mind?

Not on your Nellie!

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Will B
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Is it possible we'll end up with wives that have the same name?

Cocky, funny, and over the top.

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Steev
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Hey everybody, what do you all think of ME?

I will not stop until everyone on this forum is looking at me.

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Why are you dancing around half-naked with a poodle on your head?

Oh like you've never tried it.

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Why are your pants on backwards?

I'm glad someone finally decided to tell me.

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Are you ready for your wedding on Saturday?

Smoke me a mackeral, I'll be back for tea.

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Why won't you sit and have lox and bagels with me for breakfast?

I am too tired to do anything right now.

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Don't you want to join the march on Washington to protest the lack of funding for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome reseach?

OK! You first.

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Q: You want to put a crayon up your nose?

A: I once swallowed a fruit flavored tooth brush...

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Tante Shvester
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What was your worst experience at the dentist?

Women and children first.

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Who wants to volunteer to jump into the volcano?

Becauses the voices told me to.

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Why in the world would you nominate someone as unqualified as Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court?

Duncan Hines Yellow Cake Uranium Mix.

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Where did you get that fabulous recipe?

Behind that chair

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Where's the interdimentional portal?

A lot of rats.

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Q: What is in this casserole? Its so delicious. There must be a secret ingredient?

A: I tend to avoid saying such things near the rhinoceros.

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Are you sure there's no rhinocerous in this casserole?


Put it in the green jello.

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MandyM
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What do you want me to do with the dropping your rhinocerous left on the floor?

No thanks, I'm not hungry.

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Tante Shvester
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Green Rhino Jello Salad, anyone?

I'm waiting for it to come out in paperback.

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Do you ever browse Wikipedia?

I wrote the thing myself.

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This is the worst book I've ever read. Where'd you get it?

I'm so very, very sleepy.

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Q: Ok, so you don't believe in hypnosis. But I can make you fall asleep with just a few sentences. What do you have to say now ?

A: That is my favourite question!

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Who Wants to Be a Millionare?

Shh, the baby's sleeping.

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Did you know that pregnancy and sex are not mutually exclusive?

Yes, even if they are twins.

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So, you claim to be the father of only one of them?


It made me itch.

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Hey Icked, what happened to you since you lost your Ws?

At least it wasn't a B.

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Q: I'm so dissapointed in you. Had did you manage to get a Flargle on this test? You realize that is almost failing?

A: The people on Fraggle Rock give me nightmares...

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Tante Shvester
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Why don't you dance your cares away, worries for another day?

I prefer rhythm and blues.

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