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Q: Is it true that you are a big fan of Lithum and Achoos?

A: What kind of damn question is that? I should slap you for that, I should.

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Ooops, too slow!
Tante:
Would you like to go see the Wiggles with me?

Steve:
Could you spare a cup of fresh rhino poo for my Jello salad?

The swelling will go down in a day or two.

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Oh Grandma! What big ears you have!

I don't smell anything.

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What does this Iocane powder smell like to you?

Inconceivable!

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Tante Shvester
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Did you hear the one about the barren woman and the eunuch having a baby?

Man and Wife.

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What three words are enough to send a bachelor into shock?

No more parties.

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Tante Shvester
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Want to join my campaign? I'm running on the Tante-crat ticket.

What a card!

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Didn't you think that joke that Scott told was funny?

Well, I am certainly not going to claim it.

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Should I tell them I was the one who left the pink earmuffs in the Lost and Found?

Only if you want to die a furry death.

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That certainly sounds like a big dog in there. Should I open the door?

A lint brush should take care of that for you.

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Lord! Is that a cottonmouth?

There must be a reason snakes don't have any legs.

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Tante Shvester
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I'm having trouble dressing my boa constrictor for the costume party. Can you help me with the fishnet stockings and stiletto heels?

Food Fight!

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Q: Flood Fright ?!


A: Not in a million years.

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When was the last time that you changed your underwear?

I don't think I much care for your implication.

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MandyM
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So... um... like.... is your hairdresser mad at you or something?

I can do it if I want to and you can't stop me!

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You want to climb the cliffs of Insanity?


That's inconcievable.

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What do you think will be the results of crossbreeding my eighty-pound puma and my eight-pound domestic shorthair?

Yeah, but you should see what the winners get.

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Q: The losers get killed? That is so terrible!

A: I once played catch in my back yard with a hippopatmus. And it stepped on my right foot.

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Why do you hate baseball so much?

Ok but just for a second.

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Q: Do you mind if I put this man-eating plant in your basement?

A: I've been known to yell at bottles of Tabasco sauce...

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Did I just see you leave that anger management class?

I wouldn't eat that if I were you.

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If you were about to be eaten by a cannibal, what would your last words be?

I'm twice the ballerina you are, in fact I wear a forefore.

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Do you think overweight ballerinas like yourself can ever measure up to the rest of us?

Go consult a ruler.

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Q: Is it possible for my foot to be here and in the year 1874 at the same time?

A: The chances of that are about as slim as the chances that I'll turn into Oprah Winfrey and give you the keys to a brand new car...but not the car.

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Will you give me a ride to the mall?

That was a very strange question.

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Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

You must be joking.

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Did you know that I am God?

That's the most compelling proof that God exists!

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Why shouldn't that woman in Austrailia sue her mother's doctor for wrongful life? Isn't life worth more than that?

Sorry I got so serious all of a sudden.

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What's the matter? Can't take a pie in the face?

I wonder if it comes in liquorice flavor.

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Is this the right weight of motor oil for a chainsaw?

I hope that's not loose.

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So i'll insert this, here, and then the friction will do the rest of the job.

That means I was right.

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You know you didn't follow the rules of the game by not putting a questions in your last post?

I'll have to get back to you on that.

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Hey, baby, come here often?

Perhaps next year.

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I have this horrible itch! Will you please scratch my back?

That hurts my feelings!

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You court martialed the corporal under the "no Toture" laws, for yelling at you?

That's what I call corporal punishment.

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Q: Did you hear about that one guy who had to clean all the toilets in every McDonald's in the world with his tongue?

A: Cheesburgers are often known to address me by the name Weird-Guy-Who-Thinks-Cheeseburgers-Talk. Cool, huh?

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Why did the doctor adjust your medications again?

It rings a bell.

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Q: Have you heard my new door bell? What is it? What song is it playing, can you tell me?

A: So, you just completely melted a plastic army man and now you want to eat a cookie? What do you have ADD?

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Is that a bird?--ooh lighter--something shiny!--I'm me-e-elting!--COOKIES! Gimme cookie!

And if the sugar doesn't disolve, just substitute cyanide.

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Q: What happens if you put sugar into gasoline?

A: I don't understand the above question, so I'll just do a jig. Jiggity Jig Jig Jiggity Jig Jig Jiggity Jig Jig Jiggity Jig Jig Jiggity Jig Jig Jiggity Jig Jig Jiggity Jig Jig Jiggity Jig Jig Jiggity Jig Jig Jiggity Jig Jig

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Why do you do a jig every time I ask you a personal question?

Three lace panties on my head always soothes my headaches.

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Are you feeling ok?!?

Usually a dose of Tylenol does the trick.

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My head is killing me, where can I get some cheap lace panties?

I know I forgot something.

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Q: Did you realize you forgot something?

A: Oh no, I've lost my Rememberall.

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Why are you screaming and throwing all the sofa cushions on the floor?

Maybe it's in your pants.

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My God, I've lost it! Without it, how will I go through with my date tonight? Mandy, have you seen my wallet? I think I'm expected to pay for dinner.

The worst part was that the Greeks, having invented tragedy, proceeded to buy all the restaurants in the city.

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Remind me why you experience catharsis whenever you eat moussaka?

Music and passion were always the fashion at the Copa . . .

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Did you hear there is a whole new television channel devoted to Barry Manilow and his clothing?

Kiss me and stop me from shaking.

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What can I do to make it up for breaking the rules of this thread?

I know this doesn't answer your question.

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What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

Ninety nine bottles of milk in the fridge, ninety nine bottles of milk. Take one down...

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