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Euripides
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Why is he holding that book up side down?

No one's going to take me alive.

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Tante Shvester
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Do you have a date for the prom, yet?

Imagine the possibilities.

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What would you do with a pocket time travel machine?

Wait 'til tomorrow.

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Can I get time-and-a-half pay for working my regular shift?

Milk and cookies.

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Do you happen to know what the main part of Santa's diet consists of?

Don't come in here until I ask you to.

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Wanna hear a great knock-knock joke? Knock Knock!

W-D 37, W-D 38, W-D 39... Oh! I give up!

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Whats the hardest thing ever to have to reply to in this thread?

I swear it wasnt a pineapple!!!

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What was it that you wore on your brests that one day at the pool party?


Exactly like that, but not really.

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Tante Shvester
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So, you think I'm some kind of genius, don't you?

No, it's a yo-yo.

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Is that a hand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Truth be told, im not really sure what it is.

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Tante Shvester
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"Ecthalion"? What's an "Ecthalion"?

Here is my handle. Here is my spout.

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So go on, you were on LSD and you stepped into the kitchen when the kettle said what?

Because Simon said so.

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Why are you such a conformist?

That's how they do it in Kentucky.

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Wasn't that your cousin you just kissed?

If i only had a bucket.

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How are you feeling after the big holiday party?

That's my mother-in-law.

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Whos the fat man with the scraggly beard?


Today is a good day to.... AAAAUUUUuuughh!!!

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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So what exacly happened before Dexter was carted off to the hospital?

Maternal combat.

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Ecthalion
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Why sell Bokun's in the lobby of a hospital?

We shall see in what shallow sea we shall be.

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If we follow this river of knowledge will we end up on the sea of love?

I stood on a ridge and shunned religion.

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When was loneliness the worst?

i bit my dog...

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I know why they have me locked up in the funny farm, but what did you do?

Ask me that question again and I'll shank you.

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Ecthalion
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Seriously, what is that thing growing out of your forehead?

Well, we thought it was oil, but it turned out to just be a moose.

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Tante Shvester
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What is your secret to your bouncin' and behavin' hair?

It could be worse. It could be flatulent.

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You're willing to dismiss such a flagrant foul?

So that's what the appendix is for!

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What do you find at the very back of every anatomy book?


I'm using it for a bookmark.

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Ecthalion
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So you sneezed while reading, then closed the book without wiping the page off?

well, what did you expect for a nickle and a piece of charcoal?

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Hey you, vagrant person, why did you only shave half of my back?

I'm a big spender.

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Tante Shvester
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Why do you think a job in military appropriations is right for you?

Caution: Flammable.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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If there was a warning label on my heart, what would it say?

I've got the greatest view from here.

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so you're strapping yourself to the tail of the plane why?

if i only had a paper clip and a stick of gum.

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Is it the end of the world McGuyver?

We are out of duct tape.

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Why are we resorting to handcuffs to hold the prisoners?

why do now what you can put off til tomorrow

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Welcome to the Order of the Paternal Procrastanators, what's our motto?

I'll tell you later.

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Is the world about to end?

Today in Iraq, nobody died.

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so you say you know that hell has frozen over?

It seems we are at an impass.

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I'm no match for you physically and you can't match my brains.

I know it wasn't a question.

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Tell me what you know about "Begging the Question".

We're up to "trois poules Franšaises".

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


I hear four birds calling.

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Why do you think you'll need a cookbook of poultry recipes after your true love finishes giving you his Christmas gift?

That wasn't a question.

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Explain to me your definition of a question?

I need something in which to go fast.

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Why do you have 300 size E model rocket engines strapped to your butt?

'Cause I felt like it, alright?

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How come you looked like a horrible miscreant yesterday?

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.

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Did your wife find out about yesterday's fishing trip?

That's not a crime where I come from.

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I am not sure a horse is supposed to be used that way.


Because I decided five was easier to handle than three.

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So why'd you ultimately decide not to chop off your right thumb and pinky?

It's for a one-person audience.

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Why tell a joke that only one person ever laughs at?

Of course i see the duck, what do you think i am? blind?

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Don't you see the duck sticking out of your forehead?

I wondered how that got there.

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Can you explain the enormous cask of explosives in your living room?

Happens at that age.

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Is he jumping off a 5 story building to impress those girls?

i think he just tripped.

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Why is that man kissing the rug?

'Cause smoking and tripping is all that you do.

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