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Hobbes
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Why did you just put your foot through the screen?

No days off for good behaivor.

Hobbes

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:Locke
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But honey! I know we agreed that the wife makes the rules but I've been real good and I wanna go to Endercon!

His marbles? I don't want to think about that...

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Dr. Mobius
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I lost my marbles, have you seen them?

Rhymes with shit knee beers.

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Frisco
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Come on, can't you even give us a hint on who's going to be on your cover next month, Mr. Playboy editor?

I would go with a nine-iron.

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Dr. Mobius
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So caddy, what do you think?

What were you thinking...

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Bob_Scopatz
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All I did was replace his regular coffee with the blood of a unicorn. What's the big deal?

A quaking aspen.

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Dan_raven
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Mix three parts Gin, one part Vodka, and a famous Colorado Ski Town, then stir vigirously. What do you call it?

I'll take a mixed drink.

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Frisco
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Honey, the visiting teachers will be here soon...do you want a vivarin to keep you from falling asleep this time?

I don't know...three pounds is an awful lot.

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jehovoid
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Honey, I'm pretty sure that this is human feces.

Sir, yes, sir!

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the absolutely worst thing you could say to your wife when she asks if this outfit makes her look butch?

Purgatory light.

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Frisco
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I think we should have some sort of minimum security hell for all those people who tear the tags off of mattresses. Hmmm...what should we call it?

I lost it in a freak corkscrew incident.

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jehovoid
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Frisco, where'd my freak corkscrew go?!

I'm getting close.

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Frisco
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Jehovoid, have you collected enough information on Earth to report back to your home planet?

Yes, from America.

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Yo-Yo
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You're American?!

(while I'm spouting movie quotes}

I can't...they've tied my shoelaces together.

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Dr. Mobius
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Can you show me some of your yo-yo tricks?

Dude! You're gettin' a Dell!

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Frisco
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What do you mean, I should put tech support on my speed dial?

It's just like in "The Scarlett Letter"...only I have to wear an "M".

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Dr. Mobius
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Do you masterbate?

MWAAHAHAHAHA!!

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Frisco
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I'd like to take a one-post time out for Dr. Mobius to get his act together. I knew you were awake...are you drunk?

I guess that'll double as my question, as the answer is quite appropriate. My answer:

I told him his oven was on.

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Dr. Mobius
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Why am I laughing evilly?

Dude! Your gettin' a Dobie!

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Nato
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Ok, so I've killed twenty men; what's my punishment?

Red ink, all over.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What happens when the GOP retakes control of the government?

I want my tax cut and I want it NOW!

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Sal
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If you could choose between Britney and being immortal, what would it be?

Don't you worry, it's all paid for!

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Ellie
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What's this hooker doing in my hotel room?

Because monkeys are the superior race!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Hey! Wait a minute, how come I'm inside the cage?

It's either a giant calendar or a very small scale map of the universe.

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Beren One Hand
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OK smart guy, if you don't see Elvis in my armpit stains, what DO you see?

Baldarness

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T_Smith
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Whats a word that will stun and confuse my simple mind?

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Nato
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Wait, how many times did you open the closet door before you found that it wasn't the way out?

Down by the old mill stream.

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Beren One Hand
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Which part of the Shire do you miss the most Sam?

So long and thanks for all the fish.

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T_Smith
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What do you think the dolphin was trying to say when he did the back flip while whistling the star spangled banner before he was beamed up into space?

Yes i am.

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jehovoid
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Hey! Where're you going with all that salmon? You need to pay for those!

I thought I was forgetting something.

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T_Smith
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Did you check to see if someone else had already posted?

Douglas Adams

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LadyDove
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Who was the blacksheep of the Addams family that got led astray by "The Salmon of Doubt"?

Anything goes!

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Maethoriell
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You sure about that?

Yo' Showtay'!

[This message has been edited by Maethoriell (edited July 14, 2002).]

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The Reader
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What did the cool tribesman say to get his friend's attention?

So that's where that 450 count box of number 8 pencils went.

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Maethoriell
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HOW COME YOU KEEP RUNNING OUT OF PENCILS!??

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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T_Smith
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What would be an appropriate thing to say to Nsync?

Those are my cookies!!

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Maethoriell
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What would you say to a greedy computer nerd who can't find good stuff on his computer anymore?

Lalalalalalalalalalalalala...boredom is not the answer!!

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T_Smith
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Whats a seven letter word that rhymes with whoredom?

Microsoft.

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Maethoriell
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(ROFLMAO)

What could be another name for human midgit babies?

You're not worth it!

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T_Smith
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My name is pee wee herman, wanna see a movie?

10% fruit juice

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Marlozhan
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(A Company Marketing Meeting)
"What advertising phrase can we put on our corn syrup-overdosed fruit drinks to scam Americans into thinking they are buying a nutritious product?"

There's my bamboo!

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T_Smith
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Wont somebody help that kid being attacked by the panda bear? She only has a stick!

How reassuring.

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Maethoriell
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"Hmm...start Nuclear war or go to Austin Powers, Jackie Chan and Chris Rock for help?" George Bush.

I be's da bestest stoodent of da year, fo' sho'!

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Narnia
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So what exactly are you going to write for your Harvard application essay?

I'm sorry, I could't hold it any longer.

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Marlozhan
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Man, why did you just pee all over my leg? (really did happen to me in elementary school)

There's an eye on the flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the whole in the bottom of the sea.

[This message has been edited by Marlozhan (edited July 15, 2002).]

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Maethoriell
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Are you really that stupid? C'mon admit it?

99 bottles of beer on da wall, 9 *hiccup* 9 bottles of be*hiccup*er! take one down pass it a*hiccup*round ("No, It's mine!"), 98 bottles of beer on the wall *BAM* *fainted*

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Narnia
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So what did you do in your spare time while writing this your epic doctoral thesis on the credibility of Pinky and Brain?

I wish you would just believe what I'm telling you!

[This message has been edited by Narnia (edited July 15, 2002).]

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Maethoriell
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Oh, so now you're gay? What's next?

In this case then, I suggest 'Homocil'!!

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Dr. Mobius
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Did you know you watch SNL too much?

Look dude! A pack of shoebies just swarmed the beach.

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Frisco
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Keep walking...who really cares about a sinking corgo ship full of cheap womens' shoes?

It was about the size of a watermelon.

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