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Fossil
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Cap'n! We're being boarded by scurvy dogs!

Nummy. Just the way I like it!

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Centurion
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Argh, how's the grog?

Iron Sam Kidd was hung in a gibbet.

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My cousin Fracis hung himself in a breadbox. Beat that!

Ohhh my God...

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JohnKeats
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Have you gained weight?

Like you said, just behind the bushes.

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Dan_raven
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Arrh, Iron Dog Kid was the third evilest pirate ever to sail from Texas.

I shall never walk the plank.

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jeniwren
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What do you think of the new exercise program we've put together in honor of National Talk Like A Pirate Day?

Fine, except for the singed eyebrows.

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JohnKeats
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*lights a fire*

Like this?

_________________________________

If I only had a brain.

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Dan_raven
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Me zombie. Me Hungry.

There be whales here, Captain.

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Leonide
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Ishmael, why has the crew decided to visit Sea World?

Chocolate covered men.

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JohnKeats
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Say, what was that deal back there with the life-sized army toys?

Believe me, I know that he keeps messing up the game.

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jehovoid
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What the! It's all wet! Hey, did Ren whizz on the electric fence again!

Pet it gently.

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JohnKeats
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How do you get the thing to do what you want it to do?

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!

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Dan_raven
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Why is your rabbit making amourous advances to your pet goat Trixie?

It never rains, it pours.

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T_Smith
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Hows the weather in Jamaca been treating you on your vacation?

Please, call me Threepwood. Guybrush Threepwood.

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Hey there, Right Honorable Dennis Arturo Guybrush Threepwoodium III, Jr. How you doin' today?

Arrgh, they keep calling me, "Ms."

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Leonide
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Is it tough having the first name "Mrs."?

For I'm a yankee doodle dandy...I'm a yankee doodle boy!

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Centurion
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What did Leonide say when she found out everyone was calling her a boy?

You kill my father, prepare to die!

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Fossil
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And then I poked your dad and he just fell over!

Head phones in my ears, drinking up my beer...

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Centurion
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What happened to Fossil's Question?

In this place. In this time. In this way.

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Dan_raven
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Could you demonstrate the how's and whens of safely modeling chain mail underware?

Off we go into the wild blue yonder.

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jeniwren
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What did the first lemming say to all his followers?

Pickled pipers prick prettily upon their panniers.

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Centurion
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What did the lead goose say to the other geese?

And then there were none.

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Dan_raven
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A Panier packing pickled priest, a nun, and a bishop stand in front of a bar.
The Priest goes in and orders a drink.
The Bishop, disgusted, leaves.

Life, the Univers, and Everything except frogs.

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jeniwren
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What was Douglas Adams' favorite saying after an unfortunately violent altercation with Kermit the Frog?

Baby, I love your ways.

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Centurion
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What was the last thing my date said before I escorted here to the door?

Yes, we have no bananas.

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Dan_raven
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Are you making love to a kumkwat? Why?

That is the 53rd most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

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lilsciencepimp05
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Your epeidermis is showing.

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lilsciencepimp05
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Your epidermis is showing.

It's infaltable.

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Centurion
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What is that?

Some raven.

{Science Pimp, it's answer the last statement with a question and make a statement. )

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Leonide
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What did Edgar Allan Poe comment disdainfully after hearing the raven quoth: "Forever and Ever More?"

Only SuperHypnoGyratingMan can save us now.

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Centurion
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What did Blossom say when she and the other Powerpuff Girls say when they were trapped by Mojo?

Damn, I hate rainy weather!

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Dan_raven
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Rain, "I hate rivers."
River, "I hate dams."

Hey, I rent inflatables. Honestly, I really do.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is there a place around here where I get a bigger, better ego?

Supereggo!

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Centurion
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What did Bob have for breakfast?

Let us to lettuce.

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jeniwren
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What did the gentleman rabbit say to his lady love?

She looks just like Toto!

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Centurion
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Do humans really start to resemble their pets?

I love watching typhoons coming in across the bay.

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T_Smith
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What are you doing out there? You need to find shelter.

That would be: insane, idiotic, and possibly fun.

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:Locke
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Hey, everybody, wanna stand in buckets of water and lick electic fences?

Cheese, cheese, juice.

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Centurion
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What are three things that make Locke vomit?

OMG, I had to watch a group hug.

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Tammy
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Tell me one more time why you're not going back into the boy's locker room?

Because it looked like she had a unibrow.

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Centurion
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Why don't you think Brooke Shields is pretty?

Soup d'jour.

(Tammy, that was great.)

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T_Smith
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And you french people call this broth with snails in it what now?

Ya, I bet you would.

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:Locke
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Would you, if you spoke German, misspell the word 'ja'?

There's no skeleton's on your shopping list.

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Frisco
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What do you say that my experiment isn't going to work? Igor's out right now picking up all the organs and bodily fluids.

Only a hula hoop and a dead cat.

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T_Smith
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Airport Security: So, whatcha got in the bag?

They actually aired that??

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Centurion
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Brittany spears was {Editted for those to young to know} on live TV?

Dem Bones.

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Feyd Baron
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What was the name of that band that promotes organ donations?

That's it, no more styrofoam before bed.

Feyd

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Bob_Scopatz
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I have no idea how to interpret a dream in which you were stamped "Fragile," Fed-Exed to yourself, and arrived in pieces. What do you think it means?

I'm putting this in your permanent record.

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Feyd Baron
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You just said you liked a Boy Band?

And now, for something completely differnet...

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Frisco
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I need a slogan for my new product...it's just like the internet, only different. What do you think?

Opening beer bottles with my forearm.

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