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Maethoriell
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Wait, what did you say our president was again?

Fame in thirty seconds.


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A total lack of clothing + a ride in the back of a convertible through New York City =

AY! MIS CAJONES!


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Man you look awful! Where were you hurt?

Stained-glass cathedral windows.


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What's a less expensive way to annoy a Protestant?

After the check bounces.


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Maethoriell
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How can you hop out of debt?

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!


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What do you see in my future?

Thirty-six cents and half of an oreo.

Hobbes


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Maethoriell
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How much does prostitute get?

Oxy-morons are smart people.


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What!?! I thought you said the bull was a genious?!?


10:15 on saturdays.


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Wow...you're 32, you live at home, AND your mom makes you go to bed at 10:00 every night?

I fell down a lot.


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What did you give up high-wire walking?

Yu-Gi-Oh.


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What the heck are those wierdos chanting?


Ah crap! Thats what its for?


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The "edit post" button is for when you realize you screw something up after posting(like typing a question where there should be a comment). Do you need help finding it?

That's true...but I had government funding.


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Prostitutes are expensive these days.


Pencil! wait i mean blue!

[This message has been edited by Fourth (edited July 22, 2002).]


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Frisco
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Question 6, grade school IQ test: What color is a big blue pencil?

Mind-numbing...but I learned how to crochet.


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Maethoriell
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How do you reveal your feminine side, sir?

The CROSS COMPELLS YOU!!


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What are you poking me in the back with?

It's the motherboard.


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Hardware guy: It's not the soundcard, videocard, cd-rom, powersupply... Software guy: It's not MS Windows, not WordPerfect, not Drivers....
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Why didn't Zevlag ask a question?

He also didn't give a response.


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Maethoriell
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Was that an answer or a comment?

What the..


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Doug J
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I'm the Dark Knight, I'm BATMAN!


That happens every once in awhile. That's normal for all guys, right? RIGHT?


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T_Smith
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Um.... your facial hair is blue.

Only the newest of the newbies!


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Who in their right minds would want to start an invisible thread?

You've hit the nail on the head, master.


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T_Smith
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Igor, as you know im blind and im hanging this picture of my great aunt up. Where did i put the nail?

Obviously, you've never been in love


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With the hammer I use not hands, said Yoda.

(Darn, another Simo Post. Hmm, how should I change my question?)

The force is strong, young one. No force in galaxy, as strong, said Yoda.

My Yoda has a first name.

[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited July 22, 2002).]


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Should i just refer to him as master jedi?

Obviously, you've never been in love.


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Doug J
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I think women are great.


Who let the bioengineered dog out?


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Woof, Woof, I say old man--Woof.

A talking dog is better than a talking frog.


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So...what was your main point in the Kermit the Frog/Goofy debate?

Oh...no, I was talking about the breakfast cereal.

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Although my esteemed opponent in this debate maybe argue otherwise, I think it is quite evident that the merits of the speech endowed upon reptiles by Science far outweighs those endowed upon my fellow canines. However, my personal opinion is of no consequence. Therefore, I ask you to listen to the rebutal of my opponent and judge for yourselves:

Can this thing go any faster?

(Arrghh!! All of my efforts wasted!)

(just ignore my post, I'm too spent to correct it)

(oh good, you took so long coming up with a reply that you did, I'm glad)

[This message has been edited by jehovoid (edited July 22, 2002).]

[This message has been edited by jehovoid (edited July 22, 2002).]


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You touched his lucky charms?!

The hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes!


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We'll buy your Air Jordans, eventually...but first, I need to buy formula and a new blanket for Johnny, okay?

Apes. Big hairy apes.


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So, how does Frisco spell "kinky?"

Footloose and fancy free.


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Whats are 2 good movies to cuddle up with my sweetheart?

Well, obviously I need floozies

[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited July 22, 2002).]


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Do you have bad breath? Are your teeth browner than dirt? Well friends, let me tell you about the newest in Oral Gums that clean teeth, freshen breath, and give you that-mmm, mmm feelings. I'm talking New FLOOZIES by ronco.

Independent Research isnt.


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Is all research made up?

(low blow by the way)

Blackmail is just an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.

[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited July 22, 2002).]


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So Mr. President, we either agree to support your Homeland Security Department or you'll have us all listed as enemy combatants and shipped off to pens in Cuba? Isn't that blackmail?

(I expect some comments on that joke.)
(Sorry T-Smith, nothing personal. But...)

I just go with what they throw to me.


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So, what's the secret of being a successful trained seal?


Antihistamines, a butane lighter, and aluminum foil.


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So, this superhero of yours, Ordinary-Household-Items Man, does he have any special equipment?

It reminds me of James Bond.


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Why do you have a big flying car stuffed in your garage?

My subscription to Nerds & Geeks weekly was canceled.


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Mr Bush, why the long face?

(dan, excellent question to my answer)
(no offense taken from that one question either)

Its like theres a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up.


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Maethoriell
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How can you be shunned by Bill Gates?

(AS a Dare)

A cigarette, rest between her lips but I'm starin at her tits, it's the wrong way.

*smacks friend for making her does this, in order to get something from him* BRIBERY MUST BE STOPPED!!


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Quick, tell me: what you've been smoking, what youve been doing, and where you are going?

Its like theres a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up.


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SO, vanila coke...

I'd say they have a one in three chance if they can lay their hands on the ultimate Gabazo

Hobbes


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What are the odds he Indy can get the Frisbee of Doom from the Skypalace of the Ancients?

No, Scooby, that's the wrong drain!


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Scooby-Dobby-DOOOOOOOOO

It is a large metal object with three pointed sticks ermerging from its center at an angle of pi/2

Hobbes


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What did you get from the Adam & Eve catalog?

Defense against the dark arts.


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What's the best class to take for a budding dark arts wizard?

almond cookies shaped like millipedes.


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And you knew your son was crazy when he said what again?

A helicopter, and a gas mask.

Hobbes


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What are we gonna need in France?


That isn't very likely.


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I am to sexy for my clothes

Is so!

Hobbes


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