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Bob_Scopatz
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If you were an appetizer, what kind of appetizer would you be?

Somebody call God and let him know.

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quing-jao
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What do I do if there's a bug in my room?

you don't need one.

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Doug J
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Give me some sugar baby!

I thought it was water.....

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Bob_Scopatz
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Have you seen my collection of rare lighter fluid from the 1500's?

It looks like the front end of a B-29 bomber.

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Diosmel Duda
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What about my life outside Hatrack?

There's no there there.

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jeniwren
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Hey, I thought you were going to Hiroshima for the weekend. Why aren't you there?

Glowing like a Christmas tree, I tell you.

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Dan_raven
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What made you think there were nuclear bomb components in this bunker Mr. Blix? Was it lit up?

You light up my life.

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Feyd Baron
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So what was the epitath for the cat from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?

TO ARCHITRAZ!!!

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Frisco
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Which San Fransisco attraction attracts the most Asian-Americans?

I just remember waking up in a pair of lederhosen.

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Feyd Baron
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So Mr. Adams, you came up with your book's title while lying drunk in a field in Switzerland; do you remember anything else?

My CD played is going "scritch, scritch, scritch."

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jehovoid
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So is that new Crickets album any good?

It was like that when I got here.

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Frisco
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What happened to the Parthenon?!?!

I like it....I'm just not touching it.

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jehovoid
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I made this painting with tempera and fecal matter. Neat, eh?

Six maids a-milking.

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flyby
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What was that that you wanted for Christmas.

And they say that I don't wash my hands.

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jeniwren
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What was the line in the deleted scene just after Ed Harris fished his wedding band out of the toilet in The Abyss?

Just dip your toe in.

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Dan_raven
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Now that I bought a vat of it, how do I serve toe jam?

One step at a time.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the best way to work through a Hatrack addiction?

They begged for mercy, but the begging seemed very insincere.

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Frisco
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How's your new S&M club going, Bob?

I was boxing.

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Doug J
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So, your girlfriend really did beat you up!

It says it all on my nametag...

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flyby
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Yes, I realize that. You've said that it says it on your name tag, but is you name really "Dirty Harry's Underpants."

Complete Boredom. That says it all.

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jeniwren
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Why in the world are you shaving off all the hair on your body?!

Sell the damn dog.

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Dan_raven
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It is one of the HOunds of Hell!!!! What shall we do? What shall we do?

Excuse me while I log into E-Bay.

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Feyd Baron
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Where were you going to find a kidney again?

If this the end of the world, I'm disappointed.

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jebus202
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Oh my god its the apocalypse! ...and is that Bernie leading those headless horsemen?

Tired, oh so, very tired.

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Diosmel Duda
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What are bicycles like in America, Han Chi?

They're not intended for cobblestones.

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littlemissattitude
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What happened to my shoes?

So turn the stupid thing off.

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jeniwren
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Young fire fighter in training: Chief, you know, this fire bell in our barracks is really interupting our sleep. I don't like to complain, but don't you think there's something we can do about it?

Sliding down the pole is the best!

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NdRa
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What motivated you to become a firefighter?

She is clearly ahead of her time.

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Dan_raven
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We have managed to find quite the historic relic. What do you think of this well preserved head? It was Marie Antoinettes.

I'll take a little off the top please.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What to you mean the Alps are too high? What do you think we can do about it?

I'm thinking landing strips of the gods.

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Feyd Baron
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So what are they planning on calling that airport in Japan they built the island for?

Replies, there are always too many replies.

Feyd

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littlemissattitude
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What on earth possessed you to ask to be assigned to the mailroom?

Put that down very, very gently.

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jeniwren
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Introducing the Flying Karamozov Brothers! Ivan, what did you say when Fyoder proposed juggling with antique sticks of dynamite?

(Dan, your question was REALLY funny.)

BLAM! Darn. It seemed like such a good idea.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Wanna see something cool?

Every picture lies.

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Dan_raven
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What are the decorations like in the Slythereen main room?

Jenni, flattery will get you everywhere.

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jeniwren
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What was a good pickup line to use on me before I got married?

Stop tickling!

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Ophelia
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I hear they're making a Don't-Tickle-Me Elmo to teach kids to keep their hands to themselves. What does he say again?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce.

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jeniwren
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I hear that JK Rowling has *really* planned out her series. What did you say is the working title for Book 35 (6,350 pages planned -- wow)?

I don't care what you say, I'm naming the baby Hermione.

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Dead_Horse
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You know, checking in the diaper here...I'm almost sure this is a boy.

But I only left it in there for a minute!!!

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Frisco
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Boy, that was great. Can I go to sleep now?

Well, I'm no brain surgeon.

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DeathofBees
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But, Doc, wasn't I scheduled for trephination today?

Drilling for your soul!

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fugu13
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What are the compassionate conservatives doing?

Ok, I was playing dirty.

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Feyd Baron
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What is all this mud doing on my back?

Mmmm... Sharp, pointy sticks.

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ravenclaw
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do you have any kinky fetishes?

red rover

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Feyd Baron
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Now, what kind of car did you total again?

Some obscure black thing.

Feyd

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T_Smith
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Commander, the computer says we are flying into a black hole. Whats a black hole?

In that case, please inform Locke that he is a genius.

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Frisco
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Did you hear about the new study that linked fruitcake to intelligence?

I couldn't tell. It was dark, and I was wrapped in tin foil.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Good Lord! Were you actually IN the microwave when it exploded?

Jiffy Pop.

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Dan_raven
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They cloned my father, and sped his ageing so that he now is identical to him. What should we call this new parent?

Call him collect.

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T_Smith
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Carrottop is really starting to annoy me. Do you know of anyway I could get revenge on him?

I blame you, but then again, I blame you for everything.

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