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After exhaustive archeological research we've rediscovered the One Ring. Between that and Roland's Horn do we have everything we need to take over the world?
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Did you ever... you know..wink wink, nudge nudge. I mean we are both men of the world. Wink wink. nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? So, did you ever.. kiss a girl? What was it like?
It was like nothing you've ever experienced, except maybe orange jello.
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Would you like the first door, which contains money and riches.... the second door, which contains power and influence... or would you like to go for door number 3, which contains a mallet and a box of smurfs?