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Frisco
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How are you feeling, on a scale of Hydrogen to Ununoctium?

I march to the beat of a different meme.


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Welcome back from David Bowles' patented Indoctrination Summer Camp! What did you learn?

Angelina, my darling, we simply cannot go on meeting like this.


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Diosmel Duda
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Hello again (hello); do you like my hat?

Once was fun, but once is plenty.


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How was your first day of kindergarten, Bobby?

Sorry, we're all sold out.


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Just because they have cannons, rifles, tear gas and are offering bribes doesn't mean we should stop picketting! Why won't you guys come?

I'm super, thanks for asking.


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Hey, Clark, how you doing?

(alternate -- are you the building manager?)


It's a brain teaser.


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Do you know why they invented hair paint?

I have to check the phone line.


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Nick
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Hey neighbor, I keep hearing phone conversations from 1-800-HOT-DATE. Do you have any idea why?

I need prozac!


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T_Smith
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What are you doing up in the chandelier?

Im hoping the Anti-Chris knocks Jebus out in round 3.


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Maethoriell
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What is on T's mind?

Darn webcams..


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So, what was the 50's single chat like?

(sorry, couldn't resist, at the risk of being not funny... )

The wonder, the wonder, they're... Nooooo!


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Maethoriell
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What happens to your mind as you grow?

Shnapple, that's just not you...


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T_Smith
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How do you like my pink slippers?

And then the rabbit said "silly kids, those are for adults"


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Maethoriell
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What is something you here so often?

You need a life.


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Tammy
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I'm stopping by Wal-Mart again, this will be the third time today. Can you think of anything that I need?

It looks like the darn bugs got to it first.


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Nick
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Where is the chain-mesh underwear shaped cookies?

I feel so old....

[This message has been edited by Nick (edited January 05, 2003).]


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Ophelia
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Could you tell us again what it was like on the old forum?

That didn't stop Gandhi!


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Thread Killa
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My pork rind addiction is really slowing me down.

King Friday, Eddie Van Halen, and Imelda Marcos.


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Where do you go for fashion advice?


All I need is frequent flier miles.


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After exhaustive archeological research we've rediscovered the One Ring. Between that and Roland's Horn do we have everything we need to take over the world?


I need more chocolate!


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What did Willy Wonka say in the police interview after being caught sacrificing Oompa Loompas to the god Nestle?

Elvis would be rolling over in his grave.


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Diosmel Duda
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Have you heard the new Enya CD of remakes of old Elvis hits?

After the dessert cart was extinguished.


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Noodlenoggin
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You burnt your tongue on your Bananas Foster?

Only if you can heal a broken heart.


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Dan_raven
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Can you tell me about Wenchcon?

[Edited because someone beat me to the joke.]

They called it Wench-Con because no other word could describe it.

[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited January 06, 2003).]


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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the new name for Enron?

He said he'd plaster my name all over town.


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Diosmel Duda
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Why did you give that conman $1 million?

You know...that actress with the big mouth in "Pretty Woman."


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Nick
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What 8 inch grin lady are you talking about?

I have italian chain-mesh undies.


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T_Smith
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Why do you look so comfortable today?

It's getting a bit old.


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Noodlenoggin
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Don't byte my head off, Meg...I was just asking how your Gigapet was doing...

It gave new meaning to the phrase "pissed off".


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Castration???!!! For just urinating in public???!!!


Over the rainbow, and through the woods...


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Diosmel Duda
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Where did you say your parents found you?

All I wanted was the dumpster, really.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Why'd you join the Jersey mafia?


I made quite a haul.


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I hear your rebuilding Monty from scratch. What did you create?


Deck the halls with bows of holly.


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Diosmel Duda
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How can a mishearing of a Christmas carol get you stitches?

My windows overlook Satan's backyard.


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T_Smith
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Whats with the shades with crosses on them?

As I recall, we both kind of liked it.


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Did you ever... you know..wink wink, nudge nudge. I mean we are both men of the world. Wink wink. nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? So, did you ever.. kiss a girl? What was it like?


It was like nothing you've ever experienced, except maybe orange jello.


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T_Smith
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I didn't know you were a cannibal! How exactly does flesh taste like?

Oh, c'mon! It's 5 o clock in the morning and the printer won't work.

[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited January 08, 2003).]


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Diosmel Duda
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Why again can't you access Hatrack?

In a box under my bed.


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I've totally lost my marbles. Do you know where they are?


Do not look in the chain mesh underwear.


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Where would I find Ralphie?

Didgeridoos.


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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you call chain mesh undies for kids?


A porkpie hat.


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You were attacked by a rabid pack of hungry jazz musicians? Did you have something they wanted?

Yes, but hold the mustard.


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Nick
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Do you wan't tofu and eggplant on that?

Mustard is disgustingly good.


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Frisco
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A MustardMan superhero? Why?

Do it one more time...only softer.


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Nick
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You want me to bludgeon you with that bat again?

I have a dream.....But I forgot it.


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So you're out to change the treatment of amnesia sufferers?

He's probably hunting down the allusive Energizer Bunny.


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Frisco
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What's your Dad doing now that he's discovered that batteries don't reproduce like rabbits, as was alluded in those commercials?

Um...I'll take door number three.


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T_Smith
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Would you like the first door, which contains money and riches.... the second door, which contains power and influence... or would you like to go for door number 3, which contains a mallet and a box of smurfs?

I want an oompaloompa and I want one now!


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So Mr. Jackson, you've adopted babies, you've had your own personal zoo, what is on your wish list now?

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!


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What happened when you made your famous brownies with chocolate ExLax and TNT?

I should probably be banned for that one.


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