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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted September 28, 2005 11:47 PM
What did the shot-out-of-the-cannon guy say to the circus clown?
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MandyM
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posted September 29, 2005 12:02 AM
Are you sure this is the way we play the Hokey Pokey?
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Szymon
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posted September 29, 2005 02:17 AM
I am NOUGHT paying that much for it.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 29, 2005 06:03 AM
You are driving along a deserted country road on a foggy night. Around midnight, as you round a steeply banked curve, you pass a cemetery. There is a beautiful young woman in a wedding dress at the side of the road. Would you pull over and give her a ride?
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MandyM
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posted September 29, 2005 10:20 AM
Didn't you pick up your bride from the side of the road next to a cemetary?
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 29, 2005 10:29 AM
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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Frisco
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posted September 30, 2005 01:56 AM
Did you advance to Go and collect your $200?
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Sterling
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posted September 30, 2005 12:30 PM
Why do you keep messing up our rehearsals of the 1812 Overture?
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 30, 2005 12:44 PM
So, wait, you're saying that instead of humanity evolving over long periods, with advantageous traits passed on through the progeny and through interbreeding populations, to become the lovable people we are today, that one day, without any warning, the Flying Spaghetti Monster waved his noodly appendage and shifted every body's sphenoid bone a bit?
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BunnV
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posted September 30, 2005 10:56 PM
What do you think about crop insecticides being made stronger in reponse to the immunity pests acquire to them?
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Sterling
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posted October 01, 2005 09:45 PM
Would you be interested in having a six inch long railroad spike inserted into your frontal lobe?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 01, 2005 09:50 PM
Little Red, why won't you hold your grandmother's hand?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 01, 2005 09:50 PM
How was your Chocolate Moose?
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MandyM
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posted October 02, 2005 12:53 AM
What did you do when your teeth started chattering?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 02, 2005 06:07 AM
Why did you kick me in the shins with your right foot when I was hitting your LEFT knee with the reflex hammer?
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Steev
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posted October 02, 2005 12:38 PM
I've been dry heaving for the past two hours!
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 02, 2005 01:30 PM
What is the hardest thing about transitioning to vegetarianism?
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MandyM
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posted October 02, 2005 05:38 PM
I gave up Big Macs for Lent. What about you?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 03, 2005 12:02 AM
Did you hear that Don Adams died?
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K.T.
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posted October 03, 2005 12:12 AM
Do you know where I can find a good edible belly dancing costume?
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MandyM
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posted October 03, 2005 12:18 AM
Why didn't you stop them when they ate your belly dancing costume?
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Sterling
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posted October 03, 2005 02:10 AM
Which of the Dunno family is the dentist- is it Fred, Vera, or Ike?
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Szymon
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posted October 03, 2005 06:13 AM
What are you doing, honey? This is not... Ouch. I dont like that. Put these chopsticks away, please. It's not normal, why are you dong this?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 03, 2005 06:37 AM
So what is your problem with Gumby again?
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MandyM
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posted October 03, 2005 11:19 PM
Why are we taking a bottle of wine to the nail salon?
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Sterling
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posted October 04, 2005 12:37 AM
My hair is on fire, a rabid badger has attached itself to my arm, hyrochloric acid is eating through my pants- how could things get any worse?
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MandyM
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posted October 04, 2005 05:28 PM
What did you put in this lemonade? It's making me feel funny...
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Brinestone
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posted October 04, 2005 05:34 PM
My mom is making tuna casserole for dinner; can I eat at your house tonight?
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MandyM
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posted October 04, 2005 05:48 PM
Tell me one reason I should not jump off this bridge and end it all right now. You mean this is not the suicide prevention hotline?
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Szymon
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posted October 05, 2005 03:58 AM
Burp... Would you, aaa. Burp, I mean, you know, burp, prom?
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BunnV
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posted October 05, 2005 04:19 AM
But, wouldn't it be hard to breathe on the moon?
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MandyM
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posted October 05, 2005 10:00 AM
What do you think of my new golf balls?
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Sterling
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posted October 05, 2005 11:46 AM
Excuse me, there's a fire bucket right there- would you please PUT ME OUT?
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digging_holes
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posted October 05, 2005 07:08 PM
How's the jock strap?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 05, 2005 08:26 PM
My toddler keeps stripping off Barbie's clothes and laying her down in the shoe box with all the Power Rangers -- is that a problem?
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MandyM
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posted October 05, 2005 11:33 PM
Why are you dancing in a circle?
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Sterling
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posted October 05, 2005 11:36 PM
You got married while skydiving parachute-less into cherry-flavored jello?
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MandyM
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posted October 05, 2005 11:53 PM
Hey! Why won't you pilot my fiance and I over that massive vat of jello?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 06, 2005 12:26 AM
Lost your partner, now what'll you do?
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Sterling
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posted October 07, 2005 12:28 AM
Well, we're out of gas, and it's four miles to White Springs and two to Malou; what do you think I should do?
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Frisco
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posted October 07, 2005 12:52 AM
Why do they call you the dry-cleaning Nazi?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 07, 2005 12:58 AM
How, exactly, does one make oneself up as a Jack O'Lantern for Halloween?
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Sterling
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posted October 07, 2005 12:49 PM
Can you provide me with a bingo call number and something a hippie could name their kid?
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Frisco
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posted October 07, 2005 02:05 PM
Jolly good, Sterling. Would you care to join Jeeves and I for a spot of tea and a rousing round of croquet?
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MandyM
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posted October 07, 2005 05:31 PM
Hey, did you know I am really Celine Dion?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 09, 2005 01:18 AM
Why did you pick me to throw you a bachelor party?
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MandyM
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posted October 09, 2005 10:13 AM
Why shouldn't I put the ice cube trays in the freezer upside down?
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Will B
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posted October 09, 2005 08:07 PM
Have a nice day.
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Sterling
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posted October 10, 2005 02:03 AM
I don't think our missile-testing jobs are going to last much longer in this economy, do you?
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