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Tante Shvester
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Why in the world would you think that an octopus would need four jock straps?

Well, I'll say one thing for you -- you've certainly got brass ones!
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What answer can you give me that I can't think of a question for?

It's got fangs.
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Why does this shirt hurt when I wear it?

Along the dotted line.
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MandyM
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So where do I make the incision for the appendectomy?

I told you not to leave it just laying around.
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The molding fruit just staged a coup and took over Congress.

It fell from the sky.
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What's that dog doing our attic, son?


Things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass.
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Mirror mirror of the blond chick from Lothlorien, what is the most geeky phrase of them all?

Yep. That's McDonald's.
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MandyM
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Is that a finger in your fries?

One day that will kill you.
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GaalD
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Should I get the double cheeseburger or the Triple Decker?

Whatever you say, sunshine.
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Can I slowly burn you to a crisp?

It's called rehabilitation in Canada.
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Why am I being dipped in maple syrup and thrown in a fire ant pile?

The dryness makes it feel good.
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GaalD
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Do you like it when I slowly burn you to a crisp?

I do it all the time and look how I turned out.
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MandyM
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Why would anyone want to be dipped in maple syrup and thrown into a fire ant pile?

Consider all your options first.
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Should I dip myself into maple syrup or jump into a pile of ants?

Ok, new topic...
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Tante Shvester
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Would you rather discuss syrup and ants some more, or should we change the topic?

Relax. It's harmless.
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Will covering my face with syrup and fire ants really be good for my complexion?

Sorry, you're wrong.
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Tante Shvester
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Am I right or am I right? Huh?

I'd recommend Noxzema.
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Nell Gwyn
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What should I use for the fake sour cream on this enchilada?

My lucky rock.
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Treason
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Oh dear! Your head is bleeding! What just hit you?


It says repeat if needed.
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Tante Shvester
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You've shampooed your hair like, what?, ten times already; is it dandruff or OCD?

Well, excuse me!
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Your belch caused the earthquake in Pakistan.

Try some tagamet.
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How do you get to meet real New York baseball players?

Tag, you're it.
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Tante Shvester
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Why can't you just act your age and stop being so immature?

Just one word. . . plastics.
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Treason
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Tante, how do you stay looking so young?

I dreamed about the elves again last night.
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Joldo
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Why's there a gigantic portrait of Orlando Bloom painted on your headboard, Mr. Frodo?

But it matches my iPod!
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GaalD
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How many times have I told you to stop painting your face that way?

I guess I've got alot of explaining to do...
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Why are you wearing that bloody torso like a hat?

It flatters my figure.
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GaalD
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Why are you wearing that bloody skull as a suit?

I like recycling things, ok?!
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Steev
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Why don't you ever flush your used toilet paper?

I will, after I find the person who did this!
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Shan
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Oh, why don't you bite me?


I'll take two lumps with that, please.
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Well, you've ordered five hired goons and a thug. Anything else?

And yet, it moves.
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I thought those goons you hired took care of it, didn't they?

You should help.
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My cat is playing with a mouse, what should I do?

Send him to the headmaster.
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Teacher, Galmorg the Klingon ate my cat! :'(

Mighty nano mice.
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Who moved my cheese?

The Dairy Queen.
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MandyM
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Who is Burger King's wife?

It was supposed to be a blizzard
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Shan
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What in heaven's name was all that white fuzz?


Someday, I'll get to the moon for a vacation.
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Tante Shvester
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Ralph Kramden to Alice: "Just where do you think you're going?"

Whatever you do, don't touch that wire.
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Ooh! Did you get a telegram from God?

Hmm...all it says is "STOP."
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MandyM
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So what was God's advice in that telegram he sent you?

I will have to sleep on it.
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Wanna trade your pillowtop for this bed of nails?


It keeps it right at your fingertips.
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If I try to leg-break an apple, what'll happen?

Because the deepest secret lies in the Red Setter's left nostril's upper hairs!
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Tante Shvester
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We know that you met with the secret agent last night -- what did he tell you?

In Japan, the hand can be used as a knife.
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Annie told me that masturbation = castration. I know Freud says that, but why does she?

Seventy two!!! BAAA!!!
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Steev
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What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?

Ok, so now what's the question again?
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Do you always answer a question with a question?


Why, yes! I do!
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Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?

The wind blew the squirrel off the tree.
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Why do you always answer with Japanese proverbs?

I'd be able to answer that question if you didn't use such big words...
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Steev
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What is your name?

I must not be privy to disingenuous intercession, mobocracy or the occasional and subjective palliative activity.
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Hey, will you help me with my english homework?

From my cold, dead hand.
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