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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 03, 2006 07:33 AM
What would you say about the contents of this glass after I've thrown 50% of it into your face? We threw gasoline on the fire and now we have stumps for arms.
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suminonA
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posted August 03, 2006 07:41 AM
This looks more like foot writing to me. How can you all justify it? Definitely Origami.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 03, 2006 07:57 AM
When one plays poker Japanese style, what is the correct term to use in stead of 'folding'? I've got the No Sleep Blues.
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suminonA
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posted August 03, 2006 08:05 AM
Are you sure you want to come to my Dancing Slumber Party? There is the "no pyjamas" factor ...
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 03, 2006 08:14 AM
Before I sign up for this party; are there any restrictions regarding conduct or clothing? I've got blisters on my fingers!
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suminonA
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posted August 03, 2006 08:24 AM
You just have to push ONE button, how can it be that hard? No excuses this time.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 03, 2006 08:41 AM
But what if I'm really afraid of what'll happen? I'm looking for a reason.
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suminonA
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posted August 03, 2006 08:49 AM
Why the heck are you doing standing here, stark-naked, in the middle of the night? Follow the light!
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 03, 2006 09:15 AM
So what do I do after I've entered the Tunnel of Love? Staring at the sun.
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b boy
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posted August 03, 2006 09:18 AM
What did you think he meant when he said "Follow the light"? That wasn't brilliant.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 03, 2006 09:34 AM
Don't you know that true brilliance is only momentarily recognizable? I wish I didn't think so much.
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Sterling
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posted August 03, 2006 02:16 PM
I have brought you to the highest office in the world and covered your military record from the sight of your enemies; what is your third wish? This is going to start feeling good any moment now.
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suminonA
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posted August 03, 2006 03:36 PM
Don't you feel creepy when people around you are excessively optimist? So, now you think I am a "he"... [edited to remove double question]
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MandyM
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posted August 03, 2006 04:31 PM
So what would you like for dinner Mr. President? Just don't get any on me.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 03, 2006 06:01 PM
Care for some venican? Any Doe for Ray? Fa So La Te Do.
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suminonA
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posted August 04, 2006 02:56 AM
I really can't understand you. Would you please stop answering me in musical notes? The tube was empty.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 04, 2006 03:17 AM
Hey, who ate the last of the frozen banana guacamole? I've always wanted to say that to a high church official.
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suminonA
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posted August 04, 2006 04:03 AM
What does your excellence mean by "I'm the Pope, but my rank alone doesn’t make me right”? Teaching by example.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 04, 2006 04:16 AM
What are you doing flirting with that waitress, whilst you're out with your wife and son? My hair is on fire!
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suminonA
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posted August 04, 2006 04:25 AM
Ok, we're in the middle of the desert, and we've just run out of water. Can this get any worse? Here's the red cape.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 04, 2006 04:33 AM
Mommy, íf I'm to take these cookies to grandma, don't you think I should be properly dressed? I dig holes!
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Juxtapose
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posted August 04, 2006 05:27 AM
Is that really the only thing you can say? 329 years ago, to be exact.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 04, 2006 05:36 AM
When did you wake up? Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion.
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suminonA
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posted August 04, 2006 06:46 AM
Sorry to informe you sir, even if we don't endorse bird-human mutants discriminations, we do have a policy of charging for every individual feather that we are cleaning. Do you still require our services? He's never said that.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 04, 2006 06:58 AM
What would you say if I said to you that he said to me you never say anything useful? I b-b-believe I wet myself.
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suminonA
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posted August 04, 2006 07:21 AM
Superman, you're not scared, are you? Hyperman should be stronger.
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MightyCow
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posted August 04, 2006 07:25 AM
Oh, the dog ate your homework did he? Next I suppose you'll be telling me that your pants are around your ankles because you asked Hyperman to hold them up for you? Not a box of rasins, ALL the rasins!
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suminonA
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posted August 04, 2006 07:40 AM
We are honoured, sir, that you’ve chosen our specialised mall to shop for dry fruits. Where would you like your box of rasins to be delivered to? Just one, please.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 04, 2006 07:49 AM
How many lashes would you think an appropriate punishment for your transgression? Aloof, like a sultan.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 04, 2006 05:28 PM
Is that a loofa, like a sponge? My friends call me Bob.
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suminonA
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posted August 05, 2006 10:39 AM
Dan, now that we are best friends, can you tell me one big secret of yours? Glue. Super Glue.
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Jeesh
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posted August 05, 2006 12:36 PM
What are you eating? He's invisible.
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MandyM
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posted August 05, 2006 02:23 PM
I thought you said you were bringing your friend. Where is Harvey? I do!
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Gwen
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posted August 05, 2006 03:31 PM
Do you, or don't you, not dislike uncommonly negative questions which cannot fail to be answered by a two-word answer? Colorless green ideas sleep furiously, I tell you!
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suminonA
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posted August 06, 2006 09:05 AM
Are you sure that the tasteless salty shapes are fighting back? That is an unbreakable code.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 06, 2006 09:16 AM
Can you explain why people keep tying yellow ribbons around their old oak trees? It is like the sequel to "1984".
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suminonA
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posted August 06, 2006 09:26 AM
Have you heard about the novel "2060"? I don't see the logical connection.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 06, 2006 09:32 AM
How do I plug my laptop into my tv? Uncle Tom's Cabernet.
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MandyM
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posted August 06, 2006 10:10 AM
What's this we're drinking? It's light and woodsy with just a hint of subjugation. Uncle Tom's Caberet. (this is how I read it at first)
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Dan_raven
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posted August 06, 2006 10:42 AM
Name one good black-face musical? That one was not good!
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suminonA
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posted August 06, 2006 12:41 PM
River, why did you rip that whole chapter off my Bible? [do you get the reference? ] Nothing is perfect.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 06, 2006 06:24 PM
Don't you agree that suminonA is a perfect fool? (just kidding -- honest!) I love the night life.
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Jeesh
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posted August 06, 2006 06:27 PM
Why are you letting the mosqutios (sp?) bite you? Now you tell me!
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dantesparadigm
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posted August 06, 2006 07:52 PM
Oh, by the way doctor, I'm deathly allergic to penicillin so can you make sure you use something else? You might want to call IT.
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GaalDornick
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posted August 06, 2006 07:55 PM
My girlfriend always says that I treat her like an object instead of a person. What should I do to make her stop feeling that way? Because it ran away before time was over.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 06, 2006 07:57 PM
Why do I always land up with the first post on the new page? It runs hot and cold.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 07, 2006 06:43 AM
Which facts can you tell me about water? It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore.
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suminonA
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posted August 08, 2006 10:56 AM
So, how's the repeating of the same joke over and over going? Perfection is the ultimate fault.
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Sterling
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posted August 08, 2006 02:30 PM
Why is Mary Poppins being led to the electric chair? Yeah, we're going to have to watch that one.
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Raventhief
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posted August 08, 2006 03:01 PM
What's with the blue monkey in the corner? Two elephants, a garden hose, and a basket of figs.
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