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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What would you say about the contents of this glass after I've thrown 50% of it into your face?

We threw gasoline on the fire and now we have stumps for arms.

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This looks more like footwriting to me. How can you all justify it?

Definitely Origami.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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When one plays poker Japanese style, what is the correct term to use in stead of 'folding'?

I've got the No Sleep Blues.

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Are you sure you want to come to my Dancing Slumber Party?

There is the "no pyjamas" factor ...

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Before I sign up for this party; are there any restrictions regarding conduct or clothing?

I've got blisters on my fingers!

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suminonA
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You just have to push ONE button, how can it be that hard?

No excuses this time.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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But what if I'm really afraid of what'll happen?

I'm looking for a reason.

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Why the heck are you doing standing here, stark-naked, in the middle of the night?

Follow the light!

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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So what do I do after I've entered the Tunnel of Love?

Staring at the sun.

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What did you think he meant when he said "Follow the light"?

That wasn't brilliant.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Don't you know that true brilliance is only momentarily recognizable?

I wish I didn't think so much.

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I have brought you to the highest office in the world and covered your military record from the sight of your enemies; what is your third wish?

This is going to start feeling good any moment now.

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suminonA
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Don't you feel creepy when people around you are excessively optimist?

So, now you think I am a "he"...

[edited to remove double question]

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MandyM
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So what would you like for dinner Mr. President?

Just don't get any on me.

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Care for some venican? Any Doe for Ray?

Fa So La Te Do.

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suminonA
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I really can't understand you. Would you please stop answering me in musical notes?

The tube was empty.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Hey, who ate the last of the frozen banana guacamole?

I've always wanted to say that to a high church official.

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suminonA
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What does your excellence mean by "I'm the Pope, but my rank alone doesn’t make me right”?

Teaching by example.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What are you doing flirting with that waitress, whilst you're out with your wife and son?

My hair is on fire!

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suminonA
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Ok, we're in the middle of the desert, and we've just run out of water. Can this get any worse?

Here's the red cape.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Mommy, íf I'm to take these cookies to grandma, don't you think I should be properly dressed?

I dig holes!

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Juxtapose
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Is that really the only thing you can say?

329 years ago, to be exact.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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When did you wake up?

Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion.

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suminonA
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Sorry to informe you sir, even if we don't endorse bird-human mutants discriminations, we do have a policy of charging for every individual feather that we are cleaning. Do you still require our services?

He's never said that.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What would you say if I said to you that he said to me you never say anything useful?

I b-b-believe I wet myself.

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suminonA
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Superman, you're not scared, are you?

Hyperman should be stronger.

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Oh, the dog ate your homework did he? Next I suppose you'll be telling me that your pants are around your ankles because you asked Hyperman to hold them up for you?


Not a box of rasins, ALL the rasins!

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suminonA
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We are honoured, sir, that you’ve chosen our specialised mall to shop for dry fruits. Where would you like your box of rasins to be delivered to?

Just one, please.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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How many lashes would you think an appropriate punishment for your transgression?

Aloof, like a sultan.

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Is that a loofa, like a sponge?

My friends call me Bob.

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suminonA
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Dan, now that we are best friends, can you tell me one big secret of yours?

Glue. Super Glue.

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What are you eating?

He's invisible.

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MandyM
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I thought you said you were bringing your friend. Where is Harvey?

I do!

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Do you, or don't you, not dislike uncommonly negative questions which cannot fail to be answered by a two-word answer?

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously, I tell you!

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Are you sure that the tasteless salty shapes are fighting back?

That is an unbreakable code.

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Can you explain why people keep tying yellow ribbons around their old oak trees?

It is like the sequel to "1984".

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suminonA
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Have you heard about the novel "2060"?

I don't see the logical connection.

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Tante Shvester
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How do I plug my laptop into my tv?

Uncle Tom's Cabernet.

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What's this we're drinking? It's light and woodsy with just a hint of subjugation.

Uncle Tom's Caberet.
(this is how I read it at first)

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Name one good black-face musical?

That one was not good!

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suminonA
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River, why did you rip that whole chapter off my Bible?
[do you get the reference? [Big Grin] ]

Nothing is perfect.

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Tante Shvester
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Don't you agree that suminonA is a perfect fool?
(just kidding -- honest!)

I love the night life.

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Why are you letting the mosqutios (sp?) bite you?

Now you tell me!

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Oh, by the way doctor, I'm deathly allergic to penicillin so can you make sure you use something else?


You might want to call IT.

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My girlfriend always says that I treat her like an object instead of a person. What should I do to make her stop feeling that way?

Because it ran away before time was over.

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Tante Shvester
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Why do I always land up with the first post on the new page?

It runs hot and cold.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Which facts can you tell me about water?

It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore.

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So, how's the repeating of the same joke over and over going?

Perfection is the ultimate fault.

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Why is Mary Poppins being led to the electric chair?

Yeah, we're going to have to watch that one.

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What's with the blue monkey in the corner?

Two elephants, a garden hose, and a basket of figs.

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