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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Bob_Scopatz
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Where'd you get this marvelous bean dip?
It's just a little something mother whipped up.
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MandyM
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Why is there dessert topping on your ceiling?
I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
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theamazeeaz
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It's only been in the fridge a month, I'll be fine, right.
Knitting socks is a waste of time.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you so angry about the sock monkees?
It's just all this lint everywhere that bothers me.
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GaalD
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Doesn't it worry you that your roommate keeps leaving dead bodies in your closet?
From my friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
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MandyM
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Where did you get that valentine? It's covered in cobwebs.
They eyes follow me wherever I go.
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human_2.0
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Why did you tear up all the sock monkees?
Twelve Monkees.
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Tante Shvester
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What did you get when you exchanged those twelve drummers drumming that your true love gave you last Christmas?
The wind.
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human_2.0
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What do you got in that bottle there?
Kitty in a box.
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Szymon
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How do you translate "Kotek w pudelku" into English?
You were wrong, he does have balls.
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human_2.0
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What did the sockerball say to the football about the ping pong table?
A gallon of ice cubes.
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Jonathan Howard
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What should we pour on you for writing "socker"?
Forty eight looping laps.
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GaalD
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What should we make you run for mocking human?
Yes I am, and don't even try to talk me out of it.
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JannieJ
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You aren't wearing a scuba suit to the wedding!?
Sweet as a kiss and blacker than my wicked heart.
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Jonathan Howard
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Worcestershire liquor?!
If pigs were hung from their ears, perhaps.
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Shan
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Will you marry her?
I said I would not do that, for heaven's sake!
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GaalD
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Do you promise you won't shoot me in the back the second I turn around?
Pineapple pizza, a nuclear warhead, and a Guns N' Roses cd. And that's all.
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Hamson
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What do I need to get some service around here?!
All the way to the parking lot.
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GaalD
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Mom, how long do I have to carry these keys for? *whines*
If you ask me that one more time you won't live to see tomorrow...
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human_2.0
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What do I need to get some service around here?!
How about sprouts.
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Tante Shvester
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What should we name the baby?
It sounds better when played on the banjo.
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Sterling
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Why can't we call the piece "Dueling Piccolos?"
Barring divine intervention, or 112 hard-core Unix programmers, we've got it covered.
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Bob_Scopatz
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So, d'ya think these fig leaves are "secure" enough?
I'd hate to see this place in the fall.
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JannieJ
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Isn't it great the way all these lush leafy trees shade us from the sun?
I told you not to play with that.
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Tante Shvester
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Do you think my palms need a shave?
Spiky purple hair.
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Dav
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What do find most attractive about me?
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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JannieJ
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And WHY is the cat covered in shaving cream?
I hope you aren't going to eat that.
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Sterling
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Isn't it amazing no one has thought of putting whole watermellons in sandwiches before?
Yeah, sharp like a tongue depressor...
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Tante Shvester
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Aren't you impressed by my sharp wit?
I've got two copies now -- Stereo Speakers for the Dead.
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MandyM
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Why do you have those two books strapped to your head?
I want pepperoni on mine.
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Tante Shvester
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What special quality would your fantasy boyfriend have?
It's called "Pimp My Wheelchair".
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MandyM
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What is Bob Barker's new gameshow?
You need new tires on that thing.
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Tante Shvester
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Do you have any suggestions for my retirement?
I file them alphabetically.
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Treason
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What do you do with your cheerio's?
I hate stupid questions.
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Dav
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Why didn't you answer when I asked if you wanted tuna on your cheerios?
I stuck it in my shoe.
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Bob_Scopatz
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So, what did you do with all the left over tuna?
Well, that'll at least mask the odor.
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Tante Shvester
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Is it really a good idea to light a scented candle in the baby's diaper?
Never -- it might lead to dancing.
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CRash
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Are you ever tempted to watch the film Footloose?
Not while I retain my sanity.
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solero
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Do you need to take pills for that?
no thats only while i watch It came From the Deep.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Shouldn't you be wearing your Depends?
MMmmm...VERY absorbent!
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krynn
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OMG, is that Bob_S, and a shammy cloth?
Are you sure it wasn't... nothing!
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human_2.0
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Ew, did you just see what was hanging from your nose?
My computer ate it.
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krynn
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Have you seen my my collection of ear wax figurings?
On the 18th floor of nowhere.
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MandyM
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Where do you think Voldemort left the last horcrux?
I am not helping you dig it out of there.
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krynn
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Who wants to help me find my eye-contact in the KY-Jelly pool?
No, it was Professor Plum, in the courtyard, with the candlestick.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you just start page?
I think this thread should have its own landmark thread.
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human_2.0
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I can't believe we have 161 pages!
That would be a red thread.
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Tante Shvester
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What would be best to use as a wig for my Raggedy Ann costume?
I figure I'm responsible for some of it.
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CRash
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Do you know who's to blame for the cafeteria fiasco?
It was obviously Martha Stewart.
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Pariah
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I just saw the devil! Looked kinda familiar but I can't place the face...
A broken leg, and several lacerations, but it was so worth it.
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