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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 18, 2004 10:38 PM
Is it true you've been working on a foreign tongue?
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jehovoid
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posted February 19, 2004 12:28 PM
If life and the universe is all just God's big cosmic joke, then where is the punchline?
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Dead_Horse
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posted February 19, 2004 02:50 PM
Hey, Dogstar, why the glum face?
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jehovoid
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posted February 19, 2004 02:52 PM
Why does my life seem like a never-ending stream of cream pies to the face?
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Dan_raven
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posted February 19, 2004 02:57 PM
I'm afraid we can't pay much, but we do offer all the free mathematical constant's you can handle. Want the job?
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Da_Goat
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posted February 19, 2004 03:01 PM
Can you believe that number ten? He just told me to jump off a cliff because my life has meaning!
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Dead_Horse
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posted February 19, 2004 11:18 PM
Did you hear that Eddie has decided to do the entire Boston marathon while juggling 4 pairs of dressmaker;s shears this year?
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Dan_raven
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posted February 20, 2004 04:52 PM
What's that at the end of the bowling alley?
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Dead_Horse
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posted February 22, 2004 11:01 PM
Why are you making that horrible whining noise?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 22, 2004 11:21 PM
What happened right after the Texan yelled "hey y'all, watch this?"
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Narnia
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posted February 28, 2004 03:31 AM
Excuse me! What do you plan to do with the baseball bat??
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Ryuko
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posted March 02, 2004 12:38 AM
D'you think celia would mind if I employed her evil services for money?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 02, 2004 01:10 AM
Do you think my wife will forgive me for shaving her dog? (edited because I'm slow.)[ March 06, 2004, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 02, 2004 01:42 AM
Can you sing that song by Dean Marlin?[ March 02, 2004, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 06, 2004 07:54 PM
Wasn't it Bob Scopatz who was in all those Lethal Weapon movies with Mel Gibson?
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fallow
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posted March 06, 2004 09:31 PM
You learn more from failure than success, that's why.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 06, 2004 10:18 PM
Do you always answer a question with a question?
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fallow
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posted March 07, 2004 12:48 AM
I'm dyspeptic, anyone got an antacid?
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beverly
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posted March 07, 2004 01:24 AM
Can you guess what I am going to say before I say it?
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fallow
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posted March 07, 2004 01:33 AM
Like the "i" before or after the "e", the number 11 never knew it's place. "Do I come before or...?"
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HRE
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posted March 07, 2004 02:00 AM
When Clinton felt something moving under his sheets, he...?[ March 07, 2004, 02:01 AM: Message edited by: HRE ]
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rivka
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posted March 07, 2004 02:05 AM
I have been trying to get Bobby to go to sleep for hours -- what did you say to make him finally listen?
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fallow
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posted March 07, 2004 02:10 AM
You liked the irridescent blue, what if I paint them pink?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 07, 2004 08:20 AM
Did your mom like the carolers we sent at Christmas?
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Xavier
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posted March 07, 2004 08:38 AM
How do you like Dana best?
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Narnia
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posted March 07, 2004 01:35 PM
So then I said "Yeah, and it could permanently damage my vital organs!" and she bought it! What's your pathetic plea to your girlfriend?
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HRE
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posted March 07, 2004 10:09 PM
What is my nickname on HWYF and S-W?
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fallow
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posted March 07, 2004 10:15 PM
Why go fish in Chile?
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HRE
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posted March 08, 2004 05:37 PM
So what did you think of the fries Beeblebrox?
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Dan_raven
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posted March 08, 2004 05:41 PM
So what did you say to the stripper?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 08, 2004 05:45 PM
What did Picasso's mother say to him when he was little.
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rivka
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posted March 08, 2004 05:49 PM
Hey, does your profile show 14,000 posts?!
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Raia
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posted March 08, 2004 05:56 PM
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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Da_Goat
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posted March 08, 2004 06:42 PM
Um, did you know there's a firefighter nestled between the tires of your truck?
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HRE
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posted March 08, 2004 07:04 PM
You did what ? With who ? For how much ?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 16, 2004 11:22 PM
What should I eat right after I have all my teeth pulled?
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HRE
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posted March 16, 2004 11:25 PM
Hey Fred, what do you think will happen if I stick this copperhead in my mouth?
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angelily
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posted March 16, 2004 11:36 PM
Professor, what should I bring to class on final day?
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HRE
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posted March 16, 2004 11:37 PM
What did you use to make this mortar? It holds up so well!
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MEC
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posted March 17, 2004 12:01 AM
When's the last time I asked this question?
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fallow
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posted March 17, 2004 01:16 AM
Where's that club you were telling me about?
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Da_Goat
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posted March 17, 2004 01:23 AM
Hey Doug, where did you say you picked up that chick?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 17, 2004 01:29 AM
Would you care to examine my teeth?
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HRE
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posted March 17, 2004 07:13 AM
How on earth did you manage to build a life-size replica of the Golden Gate bridge out of toothpicks?
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Sopwith
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posted March 17, 2004 07:35 AM
Can we pull over for a bathroom break?
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peterh
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posted March 17, 2004 10:58 AM
If you have pie with ice cream, which do you prefer?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 17, 2004 11:56 PM
So, is the Viagra working well for you?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 18, 2004 12:01 AM
I hear you have a miner problem...what is it?
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HRE
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posted March 18, 2004 12:13 AM
How do you like your lemmings?
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fallow
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posted March 18, 2004 12:29 AM
It was like, it was like one of those bad dreams... like a nightmare where you howl outloud. Bodies piled on bodies, cavorting and competing. Flesh roughing flesh, cranium snubbing cranium, for scarce ideas in a rigorous romp through an acid swamp, or like ?[ March 18, 2004, 12:32 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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