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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Marek
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posted December 08, 2003 06:14 PM
What is the second sign of the appocalypse again?
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human_2.0
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posted December 08, 2003 11:59 PM
I've reached my landmark second post! Are you listening to me? Do you even know what a landmark is?relevancy link ) (edit: fixed spelling)[ December 09, 2003, 12:00 AM: Message edited by: human_2.0 ]
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rivka
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posted December 09, 2003 12:03 AM
For the love of all that is good and holy, WHAT are you eating ?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted December 09, 2003 12:56 AM
How can I insult a Mormon, a Diabetic, and a Vegan simultaneously?[ December 09, 2003, 12:56 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Maccabeus
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posted December 09, 2003 07:17 AM
Did you hear about the free trip I won to Vega? The starship cruiser lines are giving away tickets for some reason.[ December 09, 2003, 07:52 AM: Message edited by: Maccabeus ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 09, 2003 07:49 AM
Are you ready for your sentencing?
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Dan_raven
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posted December 09, 2003 04:52 PM
What would you call Janklow's re-election campaign?
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rivka
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posted December 09, 2003 05:27 PM
What makes you think the treadmill is broken?
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Black Mage
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posted December 09, 2003 06:45 PM
Do you know what the commies (
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jehovoid
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posted December 10, 2003 11:25 AM
Why is that gum up there?!
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 11, 2003 09:43 PM
Is this some really hard cheese, or a doorstop?
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imogen
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posted December 11, 2003 09:46 PM
I have a really odd shaped bruise on my leg - do you remember where I ended up after the office party?
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Narnia
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posted December 11, 2003 10:09 PM
No...turn it that way. Can't you tell that it's my butt??
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human_2.0
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posted December 12, 2003 01:11 AM
I can't believe that he dyed then swallowed those poor gerbils whole. At least they're still alive. I hope the sugery wasn't that bad.
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Ryuko
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posted December 12, 2003 01:18 AM
So, Johnny, that's 1000 for the night and 50 for the kinky stuff, okay?
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human_2.0
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posted December 12, 2003 01:25 AM
Some people marry for the house and jewelry, and some sell their bodies for dimes. What were you charged for you time?
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Dan_raven
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posted December 12, 2003 11:51 AM
Did video really kill the radio star?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 12, 2003 12:17 PM
Why are you walking around with two tin cups and a string?
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Grasshopper
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posted December 12, 2003 03:13 PM
How do I know which speakers I should buy?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 12, 2003 05:10 PM
Oooh, is that the new 'skin' mag?
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Grasshopper
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posted December 12, 2003 05:16 PM
What do you think of Michael Jackson's latest plastic surgery?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 12, 2003 06:45 PM
Ewww! You aren't eating that rotted meat, are you?
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Marek
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posted December 12, 2003 11:04 PM
Why are you chewing on a leather belt?
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human_2.0
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posted December 13, 2003 12:22 AM
What was Major Tom doing when he was floating weightless and singing "coming coming home"?
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Dan_raven
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posted December 15, 2003 11:10 AM
What gave away the fact that the strange man in your living room wasn't Santa Claus?
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 15, 2003 08:12 PM
Wow, who do you think would have brought all these presents AND weeded my garden?
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rivka
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posted December 15, 2003 08:16 PM
Do you think his hair is thinning?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 15, 2003 11:02 PM
Overheard at a 3rd grade performance of The Enchanted Forest : "So, which magic mushroom is yours?"
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Grasshopper
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posted December 16, 2003 12:48 PM
Did you get one of those cool pencils with the candy erasers?
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rivka
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posted December 16, 2003 01:00 PM
Hey, wanna see how much dissing it takes to get Ralphie mad?
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Grasshopper
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posted December 16, 2003 01:09 PM
We were just wondering when we might see the $50 pledge you made to the Firemen's Association?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 16, 2003 03:31 PM
When was this thread started?
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Dan_raven
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posted December 16, 2003 03:33 PM
Can you tell us how Smokey got his name?
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Dan_raven
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posted December 22, 2003 03:15 PM
Did you here Tim Allen wants to remake "The Shaggy DA"?
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scottneb
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posted December 22, 2003 03:27 PM
How far did Bill get before Monica came in?
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Marek
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posted December 24, 2003 02:54 PM
Why was the tape of some stupid cartoon such a shock for you to find?
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Godric
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posted December 24, 2003 09:18 PM
How did that tune go again?
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LadyDove
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posted December 25, 2003 11:28 PM
Anyone up for a rousing game of tag?
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rivka
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posted December 25, 2003 11:53 PM
Did you want me to hang your wet things on the radiator?
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Koga
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posted December 26, 2003 12:14 AM
What did he say while serving the mashed potatos was so annoying anyway?
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LadyDove
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posted December 26, 2003 04:36 AM
Count, can you give me one good reason not to pull that nasty tooth?
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rivka
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posted December 26, 2003 11:53 AM
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 26, 2003 12:09 PM
What would you sing if you had a sex change , aged a few years, and then were forced to move out of Russia?
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rivka
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posted December 26, 2003 12:18 PM
Who is the little match-girl looking for?
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Koga
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posted December 26, 2003 12:25 PM
What's wrong, I thought you said you liked to swim?
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rivka
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posted December 26, 2003 12:29 PM
Why are you in such a hurry?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 26, 2003 01:58 PM
What would you do if you were reincarnated as a bee?
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LadyDove
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posted December 27, 2003 03:04 AM
What did the drone say to his B E A utiful queen?
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Narnia
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posted December 27, 2003 04:36 AM
Is that Chewbacca fur on your butt?
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Frisco
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posted December 27, 2003 04:48 AM
There. I trashed your ex's Camaro.
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