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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted July 31, 2005 06:20 PM
(Edit -- beaten out!)
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theCrowsWife
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posted July 31, 2005 06:21 PM
Where did the mayonnaise go?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 31, 2005 06:23 PM
Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
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digging_holes
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posted July 31, 2005 06:36 PM
Can I tattoo a map to Dryland on your back using odd and confusing oriental characters?
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BunnV
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posted July 31, 2005 06:40 PM
For Tante:
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 31, 2005 06:43 PM
Do you have a major committed yet?
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BunnV
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posted July 31, 2005 07:19 PM
What did your fortune from the fortune cookie say?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 31, 2005 07:28 PM
Why won't you take any guff from anyone on Sundays?
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BunnV
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posted July 31, 2005 07:37 PM
Oh my, is-- is that-- is that really your daughter?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 31, 2005 07:59 PM
Is that a Bel Paese Curve?
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BunnV
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posted July 31, 2005 08:46 PM
That's incredible! It doesn't even bother you that a shark just bit your arms off?
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Megan
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posted July 31, 2005 08:57 PM
So what do you think of this lovely new purple paint?
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MandyM
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posted July 31, 2005 10:14 PM
So did you actually go on that blind date with the guy Mom met at the podiatrist?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 31, 2005 11:14 PM
If Mary has 6 apples and John has 24 apples, and Robert has twice as many apples as Mary, but only half as much as John, and they want to divide the apples equally among themselves, how many apples will each friend get?
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BunnV
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posted July 31, 2005 11:45 PM
Hi, what's your name?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 31, 2005 11:49 PM
Why in the world would you hang pine-scented rearview mirror car air fresheners all over the live oak trees?
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BunnV
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posted August 01, 2005 01:24 AM
Can I poke you in the head, pleeeeeease?
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Morbo
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posted August 01, 2005 07:04 AM
Your murderous rampages:no problemo; but could you PLEASE stop annoying me with your ridiculous redundancies?
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 01, 2005 10:59 AM
Wanna hold my porcupine?
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Megan
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posted August 01, 2005 11:24 AM
Did you know it's "Beating a Dead Horse" day?
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MandyM
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posted August 01, 2005 11:32 AM
So you don't like the lovely purple paint on my face. Would you like to repaint it with a different shade of purple?
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Beanny
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posted August 01, 2005 11:40 AM
i went to the pizza and i see a huge yellow hulk and i'm like wtf is the real you know what i'm syainw so i'm like wtf is a yellow hulk doing here so i like ran away and then sh*t i like see that there's another one from the opposite side and running at me so i'm like WTF??? OMG!!!!
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Orson Scott Card
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posted August 01, 2005 02:05 PM
Mommy, now that Daddy wears Depends, is he ever going to get up from the couch in front of the TV again?
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Zalmoxis
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posted August 01, 2005 02:36 PM
Oh man, I hate not being judgemental anymore. What can I do to get back to my finger-pointing, behind-the-back-talking, always-outraged-by-the-actions-of-others self?
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Megan
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posted August 01, 2005 02:45 PM
What medium are you using to create your sculpting masterpiece?
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MandyM
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posted August 01, 2005 03:40 PM
I just finished HP and the Half Blood Prince! Wanna hear how it ends?
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BunnV
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posted August 01, 2005 03:56 PM
What color are your teeth?
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Youth ap Orem
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posted August 01, 2005 04:15 PM
Did you know I love french dip?
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Morbo
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posted August 01, 2005 04:49 PM
Is this your first interrogation?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 01, 2005 06:10 PM
Would you stay at Holiday Inn ever again?
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Steev
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posted August 01, 2005 07:02 PM
What's that stuff all over your computer monitor?
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Kent
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posted August 01, 2005 07:07 PM
It's killed Batman, Superman, and Strong Bad. What can possibly stop it?
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MandyM
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posted August 01, 2005 07:09 PM
Dang too late....EDIT
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Hamson
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posted August 01, 2005 11:49 PM
I just want to throw away this old jar of cheese that you have seemed to have in your fridge for an extremely long time. No need to get crazy.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 02, 2005 12:00 AM
Why, hello there! I'm Miss Understood. And who might you be?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 02, 2005 12:03 AM
Hamsom: So, you just got caught red handed running around a mall, with no cloths on and pig entrails on your head, what do you have to say for yourself?[ August 02, 2005, 02:31 AM: Message edited by: Stone_Wolf_ ]
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 02, 2005 12:06 AM
Would you like a nice tongue sandwich?
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BunnV
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posted August 02, 2005 12:34 AM
OH! Did you bring back any good food?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 02, 2005 12:37 AM
Don't you know that when the L'rd closes a door, he opens a window?
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Treason
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posted August 02, 2005 12:52 AM
I wonder where my split personality went?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 02, 2005 04:46 AM
What died in here?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 02, 2005 07:29 AM
Who ate all the cheese out of the musetrap?
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Hamson
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posted August 02, 2005 12:06 PM
How do you raise and lower your shoulders like that!!?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 02, 2005 01:20 PM
I mean, with all the corruption and inhumanity in the world, don't you think that what the whole thing boils down to is that people are generally big creeps?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 02, 2005 03:24 PM
Jenkins, you grab the money, while Roberts and I tickle the armed guard into submittion!
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MandyM
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posted August 02, 2005 03:32 PM
Have you ever eaten the worm out of a bottle of tequila?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 02, 2005 05:25 PM
Did you know, someone actually had to sit through Cats to review it?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 02, 2005 08:15 PM
Mr. President, have you ever tried that marijuana bubble gum?
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digging_holes
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posted August 02, 2005 09:41 PM
What did you say was wrong with my legs?
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Youth ap Orem
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posted August 02, 2005 09:47 PM
What did you saw was wrong with my legs?
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