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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Euripides
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Why is he holding that book up side down?
No one's going to take me alive.
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Tante Shvester
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Do you have a date for the prom, yet?
Imagine the possibilities.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What would you do with a pocket time travel machine?
Wait 'til tomorrow.
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Tante Shvester
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Can I get time-and-a-half pay for working my regular shift?
Milk and cookies.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Do you happen to know what the main part of Santa's diet consists of?
Don't come in here until I ask you to.
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Tante Shvester
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Wanna hear a great knock-knock joke? Knock Knock!
W-D 37, W-D 38, W-D 39... Oh! I give up!
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Damien.m
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Whats the hardest thing ever to have to reply to in this thread?
I swear it wasnt a pineapple!!!
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Ecthalion
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What was it that you wore on your brests that one day at the pool party?
Exactly like that, but not really.
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Tante Shvester
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So, you think I'm some kind of genius, don't you?
No, it's a yo-yo.
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Ecthalion
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Is that a hand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Truth be told, im not really sure what it is.
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Tante Shvester
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"Ecthalion"? What's an "Ecthalion"?
Here is my handle. Here is my spout.
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Euripides
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So go on, you were on LSD and you stepped into the kitchen when the kettle said what?
Because Simon said so.
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Tante Shvester
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Why are you such a conformist?
That's how they do it in Kentucky.
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Ecthalion
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Wasn't that your cousin you just kissed?
If i only had a bucket.
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Tante Shvester
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How are you feeling after the big holiday party?
That's my mother-in-law.
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Ecthalion
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Whos the fat man with the scraggly beard?
Today is a good day to.... AAAAUUUUuuughh!!!
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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So what exacly happened before Dexter was carted off to the hospital?
Maternal combat.
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Ecthalion
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Why sell Bokun's in the lobby of a hospital?
We shall see in what shallow sea we shall be.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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If we follow this river of knowledge will we end up on the sea of love?
I stood on a ridge and shunned religion.
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Ecthalion
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When was loneliness the worst?
i bit my dog...
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Stone_Wolf_
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I know why they have me locked up in the funny farm, but what did you do?
Ask me that question again and I'll shank you.
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Ecthalion
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Seriously, what is that thing growing out of your forehead?
Well, we thought it was oil, but it turned out to just be a moose.
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Tante Shvester
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What is your secret to your bouncin' and behavin' hair?
It could be worse. It could be flatulent.
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Sterling
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You're willing to dismiss such a flagrant foul?
So that's what the appendix is for!
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Dead_Horse
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What do you find at the very back of every anatomy book?
I'm using it for a bookmark.
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Ecthalion
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So you sneezed while reading, then closed the book without wiping the page off?
well, what did you expect for a nickle and a piece of charcoal?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Hey you, vagrant person, why did you only shave half of my back?
I'm a big spender.
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Tante Shvester
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Why do you think a job in military appropriations is right for you?
Caution: Flammable.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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If there was a warning label on my heart, what would it say?
I've got the greatest view from here.
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Ecthalion
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so you're strapping yourself to the tail of the plane why?
if i only had a paper clip and a stick of gum.
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Dan_raven
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Is it the end of the world McGuyver?
We are out of duct tape.
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Ecthalion
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Why are we resorting to handcuffs to hold the prisoners?
why do now what you can put off til tomorrow
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Stone_Wolf_
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Welcome to the Order of the Paternal Procrastanators, what's our motto?
I'll tell you later.
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Dan_raven
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Is the world about to end?
Today in Iraq, nobody died.
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Ecthalion
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so you say you know that hell has frozen over?
It seems we are at an impass.
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Stone_Wolf_
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I'm no match for you physically and you can't match my brains.
I know it wasn't a question.
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Tante Shvester
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Tell me what you know about "Begging the Question".
We're up to "trois poules Françaises".
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Dead_Horse
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I hear four birds calling.
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Sterling
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Why do you think you'll need a cookbook of poultry recipes after your true love finishes giving you his Christmas gift?
That wasn't a question.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Explain to me your definition of a question?
I need something in which to go fast.
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Alcon
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Why do you have 300 size E model rocket engines strapped to your butt?
'Cause I felt like it, alright?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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How come you looked like a horrible miscreant yesterday?
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.
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Euripides
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Did your wife find out about yesterday's fishing trip?
That's not a crime where I come from.
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Itsame
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I am not sure a horse is supposed to be used that way.
Because I decided five was easier to handle than three.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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So why'd you ultimately decide not to chop off your right thumb and pinky?
It's for a one-person audience.
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Ecthalion
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Why tell a joke that only one person ever laughs at?
Of course i see the duck, what do you think i am? blind?
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Dan_raven
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Don't you see the duck sticking out of your forehead?
I wondered how that got there.
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Sterling
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Can you explain the enormous cask of explosives in your living room?
Happens at that age.
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Ecthalion
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Is he jumping off a 5 story building to impress those girls?
i think he just tripped.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Why is that man kissing the rug?
'Cause smoking and tripping is all that you do.
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