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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted December 05, 2007 09:55 AM
Dipsy Doodle? I'm waiting until it comes out on DVD.
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Sterling
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posted December 06, 2007 02:34 AM
Are you ever going to open your new DVD player's manual to get it working? The notice is here somewhere.
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suminonA
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posted December 06, 2007 05:45 AM
Why wasn't I informed about the "let there be light!" business? It must be true if I can see it.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 06, 2007 10:01 AM
Pink elephants finished off the last of the whiskey? Jingle around the block.
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 06, 2007 05:31 PM
What's the Prison Guards' favorite Christmas lyric? I've had it in the freezer since last Christmas.
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kanelock
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posted December 10, 2007 01:26 AM
what did you do with santas body? orange
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 10, 2007 03:06 AM
Do you know how glad I am that you didn't say "banana"? All you need is a dollar and a dream.
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Sterling
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posted December 10, 2007 08:21 PM
Should I be nervous that, having expressed your loathing for humanity, you're now heading to the top of the Empire State Building with a jar full of pennies? Excessively long questions are the sign of a sick mind.
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Pegasus
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posted December 10, 2007 09:01 PM
What? I could stand to hear a little more.
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Sterling
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posted December 10, 2007 10:52 PM
quote: Originally posted by Pegasus: What? Bravo.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 11, 2007 02:04 AM
Johnny, what's your last name? Frozen chili peppers.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 11, 2007 03:45 AM
What happened to the RHCP after performing in Siberia? (For Pegasus: These people have been giving you a standing ovation for over thirty minutes, don't you think it's time to let the curtain drop?) Over-exposure is an ugly thing.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 11, 2007 04:45 AM
Which is the more disturbing image -- Bea Arthur naked or Wilfred Brimley doing a striptease? For some values of "nitpicking".
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suminonA
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posted December 11, 2007 07:05 AM
When is "nit-picking" written with a hyphen? Just one.
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kanelock
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posted December 13, 2007 10:24 PM
how many Lay's potato chips did you eat? that's what she said
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Sterling
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posted December 14, 2007 12:51 AM
Are you hoping I'll say something you can turn into a double entendre? Just press the button and stand back.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 14, 2007 02:43 AM
What's the worst advice your parents ever gave you? Only if you come to my poetry reading.
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kanelock
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posted December 14, 2007 11:43 AM
can you think of anything more boring? my dog ate it
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Lisa
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posted December 14, 2007 01:03 PM
Dude, what happened to your hand? Only if you bring the food.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 14, 2007 03:37 PM
Shabbaton at your place? Cracks me the heck up, it does.
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DeathofBees
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posted December 14, 2007 03:45 PM
Did you hear about that LDS drug house that got busted last week? Oh. My. Heck.
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Sterling
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posted December 18, 2007 06:22 PM
So what did your son Hector have to say about his deep-woods camping trip when you picked him up last week? Worst "Secret Santa" ever .
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 19, 2007 05:10 AM
Have you seen the new Ninja Klaus Action Figure? My bladder is going to burst.
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kanelock
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posted December 30, 2007 01:30 AM
Dude, why are your eyes turning yellow? Honey, I got us tickets to the theater!
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adfectio
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posted December 30, 2007 01:41 AM
Why are you putting on chain mesh underwear? Yes, I was, once upon a time.
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Sterling
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posted December 30, 2007 06:10 AM
Aren't you that guy who used to write fairy tales? It's for the ribbon cutting ceremony.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 30, 2007 09:24 AM
Why are you running with scissors? And ribbon? I downloaded it as my new ringtone.
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Uprooted
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posted December 30, 2007 09:27 AM
What are you going to do to overcome your aversion to "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"? Fiddle-dee-dee.
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Raia
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posted December 30, 2007 10:18 AM
What did that damn cat say, again? The song is stuck in my head. It's in the back, on the left.
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Khavanon
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posted December 31, 2007 11:42 AM
I hear you gave away a kidney. Where's your remaining one? The world changes, yet some things remain the same.
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Enigmatic
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posted December 31, 2007 05:44 PM
208 pages of fluff! Why has this game managed to last so long? Three yellow highlighters.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 31, 2007 06:05 PM
Three Wise Men, Three French Hens and, um, what was the last part of that trinity? Pop!
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Shawshank
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posted December 31, 2007 06:10 PM
What are you doing to that weasel? It's a story of true romance.
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Uprooted
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posted January 06, 2008 01:10 AM
Why do you love The Princess Bride so much? I hear Tante is the best question beggar.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 06, 2008 01:36 PM
Who rocks at Begging the Question? I do! I do!
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Sterling
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posted January 06, 2008 02:51 PM
Anyone here qualified to perform a do-wop duet? I'm resolved to revolve.
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suminonA
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posted January 06, 2008 03:38 PM
Why is your New Year's resolution so revolutionary? That was easy.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 06, 2008 04:36 PM
Can you misspell "Anonymous"? Backwards? That's what the fourth little pig built his house with.
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suminonA
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posted January 06, 2008 04:51 PM
What exactly is that "kryptonite" you are talking about? Not everything is based on English.
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Sterling
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posted January 06, 2008 10:19 PM
Why on earth would you build a city on rock and roll? None of them were built for it, but it works.
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Starsnuffer
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posted January 06, 2008 10:41 PM
Are you sure those robots can bring down Godzilla? He just thought it was weird.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 07, 2008 01:30 AM
Did you review the "i before e, except after c" spelling rule? Back when you dialed a phone with an actual dial.
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suminonA
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posted January 07, 2008 02:58 AM
My phone company is really lazy ... When did you actually sent me this text message "I'm a genius"? That's not that long ago.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 07, 2008 05:09 AM
Did you know that when I was your age, we didn't have iPods -- we had 8-tracks? Hoppin' John.
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LargeTuna
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posted January 07, 2008 02:38 PM
Did you know kangaroo Jack's cousin? That guy from Outback who sneezed into the peanuts
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 08, 2008 02:51 AM
Who put the "cough" in "coffee"? Tylenol, chicken soup, and a backrub.
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anti_maven
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posted January 08, 2008 03:00 AM
Tante, what's your idea of a hot date? The fourteenth Duke of Wimbim.
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Sterling
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posted January 08, 2008 03:41 AM
Who was responsible for the unfortunate death of the thirteenth Duke of Wimbim? Exit stage right, pursued by a bear.
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Morbo
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posted January 08, 2008 05:07 AM
What did Governor Richardson do after his latest faux pas? Party like it's 1999.
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anti_maven
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posted January 08, 2008 05:14 AM
What is the only option left for a diminutive pop star whose ego is larger than himself? Salvation lies within.
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