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Tante Shvester
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Dipsy Doodle?

I'm waiting until it comes out on DVD.

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Sterling
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Are you ever going to open your new DVD player's manual to get it working?

The notice is here somewhere.

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Why wasn't I informed about the "let there be light!" business?

It must be true if I can see it.

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Tante Shvester
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Pink elephants finished off the last of the whiskey?

Jingle around the block.

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What's the Prison Guards' favorite Christmas lyric?


I've had it in the freezer since last Christmas.

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what did you do with santas body?


orange

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Tante Shvester
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Do you know how glad I am that you didn't say "banana"?

All you need is a dollar and a dream.

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Sterling
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Should I be nervous that, having expressed your loathing for humanity, you're now heading to the top of the Empire State Building with a jar full of pennies?

Excessively long questions are the sign of a sick mind.

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What?

I could stand to hear a little more.

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Sterling
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quote:
Originally posted by Pegasus:
What?

[ROFL]

Bravo.

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Tante Shvester
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Johnny, what's your last name?

Frozen chili peppers.

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What happened to the RHCP after performing in Siberia?

(For Pegasus: These people have been giving you a standing ovation for over thirty minutes, don't you think it's time to let the curtain drop?)

Over-exposure is an ugly thing.

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Tante Shvester
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Which is the more disturbing image -- Bea Arthur naked or Wilfred Brimley doing a striptease?

For some values of "nitpicking".

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When is "nit-picking" written with a hyphen?

Just one.

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how many Lay's potato chips did you eat?


that's what she said

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Sterling
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Are you hoping I'll say something you can turn into a double entendre?

Just press the button and stand back.

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Tante Shvester
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What's the worst advice your parents ever gave you?

Only if you come to my poetry reading.

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can you think of anything more boring?


my dog ate it

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Dude, what happened to your hand?

Only if you bring the food.

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Tante Shvester
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Shabbaton at your place?


Cracks me the heck up, it does.

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Did you hear about that LDS drug house that got busted last week?

Oh. My. Heck.

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Sterling
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So what did your son Hector have to say about his deep-woods camping trip when you picked him up last week?

Worst "Secret Santa" ever.

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Tante Shvester
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Have you seen the new Ninja Klaus Action Figure?

My bladder is going to burst.

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Dude, why are your eyes turning yellow?


Honey, I got us tickets to the theater!

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Why are you putting on chain mesh underwear?


Yes, I was, once upon a time.

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Sterling
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Aren't you that guy who used to write fairy tales?

It's for the ribbon cutting ceremony.

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Tante Shvester
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Why are you running with scissors? And ribbon?


I downloaded it as my new ringtone.

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What are you going to do to overcome your aversion to "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"?

Fiddle-dee-dee.

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What did that damn cat say, again? The song is stuck in my head.

It's in the back, on the left.

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I hear you gave away a kidney. Where's your remaining one?

The world changes, yet some things remain the same.

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208 pages of fluff! Why has this game managed to last so long?

Three yellow highlighters.

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Tante Shvester
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Three Wise Men, Three French Hens and, um, what was the last part of that trinity?

Pop!

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What are you doing to that weasel?

It's a story of true romance.

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Why do you love The Princess Bride so much?

I hear Tante is the best question beggar.

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Tante Shvester
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Who rocks at Begging the Question?

I do! I do!

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Anyone here qualified to perform a do-wop duet?

I'm resolved to revolve.

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Why is your New Year's resolution so revolutionary?

That was easy.

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Can you misspell "Anonymous"? Backwards?

That's what the fourth little pig built his house with.

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What exactly is that "kryptonite" you are talking about?

Not everything is based on English.

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Why on earth would you build a city on rock and roll?

None of them were built for it, but it works.

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Are you sure those robots can bring down Godzilla?

He just thought it was weird.

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Did you review the "i before e, except after c" spelling rule?

Back when you dialed a phone with an actual dial.

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My phone company is really lazy ... When did you actually sent me this text message "I'm a genius"?

That's not that long ago.

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Did you know that when I was your age, we didn't have iPods -- we had 8-tracks?

Hoppin' John.

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Did you know kangaroo Jack's cousin?

That guy from Outback who sneezed into the peanuts

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Who put the "cough" in "coffee"?

Tylenol, chicken soup, and a backrub.

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Tante, what's your idea of a hot date? [Wink]

The fourteenth Duke of Wimbim.

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Who was responsible for the unfortunate death of the thirteenth Duke of Wimbim?

Exit stage right, pursued by a bear.

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What did Governor Richardson do after his latest faux pas?

Party like it's 1999.

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What is the only option left for a diminutive pop star whose ego is larger than himself?

Salvation lies within.

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