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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What happened after the swordfish fell into the orchestra pit?
Until the sea turns into sand.
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Tante Shvester
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How long do you think the "Begging the Question" thread will go on?
It sucks the electrons clean out of the battery.
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C3PO the Dragon Slayer
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Why did they bioengineer this new species of armadillo?
My optical mouse is stuck under the sofa.
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talsmitde
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What are you swearing at your track pad?
The spilled honey has congealed.
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Dead_Horse
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Why are you just standing there holding that stolen beehive and letting all those bees sting you?
It will probably be a little puffy for a few days.
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Threads
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Why is this called "Begging the Question"?
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DeathofBees
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Are you just going to sit there in silence?
Beans and rice for breakfast, beans and rice for lunch, beans and rice for dinner...
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Sterling
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What's the alternative to the college's food service plan on my budget?
One of those things you run across while cleaning, I guess.
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advice for robots
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So how did you feel about finding your aunt's body in your guest room closet?
Thankfully, it's adjustable.
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kanelock
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What's with the bear trap on your leg?
Cool ranch Doritos and Yoo Hoo.
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Sterling
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What did Homeland Security think you were trying to blow up the plane with?
Sugary and savory, with subtle undertones of ipecac.
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Dead_Horse
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What's that guy in lederhosen yodeling about?
It's very accurate, and also edible in an emergency.
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LargeTuna
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Why would you bring a spell check update to a camping trip?
i NEEdz iT baddLy.
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Sterling
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Why should we approve your requisition for a new keyboard, Mr. Johnson?
My colleague has generously volunteered not only to answer that, but to accept the inevitable blame.
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Tante Shvester
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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
My sister has a blister. My brother has another.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Why does your kin have trouble walkin'?
A place in the rain.
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Tante Shvester
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For all intents and purposes? What is the purpose of being in tents?
Four cups.
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Sterling
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What exactly is a "quark", anyway?
I think you're deliberately misunderstanding.
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Griffin
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When did you say we are going on a road trip?
Stupid Finals.
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T:man
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whats an escuse to fail people
purple elephants
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Sterling
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Whosh the guysh in the corner who bought me thish drink?
Consider it an attempt to end discussion.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What is 'It is what it is'?
We used to call those 'settlers'.
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kanelock
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What's that stuff on the bottom of your glass?
IT'S FOGGY, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!
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rollainm
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And why, exactly, did you decide to park in my living room?
Fine, but I'm going to need at least...7 Q-tips.
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kanelock
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Hey, buddy, can you help with this oil spill?
@&#%*@@#$&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sterling
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What did you put in the address line that caused the e-mail to come back as undeliverable?
An inordinate number of pointy bits.
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Dead_Horse
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a hedgehog?
Well it wasn't there until just before you sat down.
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Fusiachi
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Where's Schrödinger's rocking chair?
A wicker throne for a pagan king.
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Tante Shvester
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You majored in basket weaving? What's the final exam like?
As much fun as a bad head cold.
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Sterling
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How much fun is it to hold a cad's bead?
It's more like a tool for scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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dantesparadigm
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Oh cool a gun, I assume this is for shooting fish in a barrel?
There are many different kinds of love, that's not one of them.
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rollainm
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Ever been to a donkey show?
Nope.
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Dan_raven
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Do you no what you call a negative dope?
Late for dinner.
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Sterling
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What did you call me?!
That ought to bring 'em in.
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Nick
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Did you finish making the fried dung beetles?
14mm stud.
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Tante Shvester
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Hey Nick, do they call you a big stud?
Well, that's a crying shame.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Have you heard that they're going to make a musical version of The Crying Game?
It was supposed to be a surprise.
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LargeTuna
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Why would you hide me in a pinata?
relax, the scars will probably heal.
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Dan_raven
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Hey how's Simba's uncle?
Hakuna Matada.
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LargeTuna
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Why do you keep watching the lion king over and over?
The DVR didn't record man vs wild ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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HesterGray
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Why are you sending nasty letters to your cable company?
I've been gone for a while.
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rollainm
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Were you aware there's a tree growing in your hallway?
You just have to kick it...really hard.
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Sterling
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So what was in the unpublished fourth verse to "Whip It"?
Hey, I was born for this.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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How come you are so proficient at passing time alone?
I agree, it wasn't one my best.
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Griffin
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Q: I would had liked to see higher test scores.
A: ![[Wall Bash]](graemlins/wallbash.gif)
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Dr Strangelove
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Q: What's this new form of headbanging I hear is popular at emo concerts?
A: It's the vinegar.
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C3PO the Dragon Slayer
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How did you get your French Horn to sound so good?
You know, unlimited power, etcetera, etcetera.
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Tante Shvester
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Why is Al Gore so into wind turbines and solar panels?
I don't think that's what "BMW" stands for.
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Marek
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Do you like my new car? It's made by Blind Magnetic Weasels.
That's why she had to buy a new wig.
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Sterling
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Her old wig was chewed by blind magnetic weasels?
It's re-usable, but you'll never re-use it.
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