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jehovoid
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And now, a public service announcement from Dan Quayle on pollution:

It's like Shakespeare, but with a twist.

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Frisco
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Have you seen the new Broadway play, "Chubby Checker and Juliet"?

We went cow-tipping instead.

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T_Smith
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What do you mean you didnt tip the pizza guy!?

I fail to see the threat

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Frisco
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So...did you hear that Iraq was selling nuclear weapons to Canada?

Every other Thursday. Or whenever I'm really hungry.

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Dan_raven
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Well Godzilla, when are you planning to visit Japan?

Robo-King Kong

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Frisco
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You have a birthmark? What does it look like?

In one ear and out the other.

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Marlozhan
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Has anyone ever looked closely at Sugar Babies candy lately? Do you know how they really make it?

I know what you really meant by that.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Have you ever tried car surfing at 50 mph?

I was confused there for a minute.

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Frisco
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Put your clothes back on...I said "cube steak".

Freudian slip, sorry...

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Dan_raven
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Look, its Sigmund in a dress.

Pyschoanalyze this.

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Doug J
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Where is your journal?

not mine! NOT MINE!

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T_Smith
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Whose speedo is this?

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love.

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jehovoid
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I hear that the McDonald's training program is pretty in-depth.

I'm leaving.

(Dan, that was hilarious)

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unicornwhisperer
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I heard Sesame Street was going to have an HIV puppet. Bernie where are you going?

Roses are red violets are blue....

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Dan_raven
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Tell us Mr. Edgar Allen Poe, what is the scariest poem you ever written?

Quoth the Raven, Caw Caw.

(ps. Thanks for the compliment)

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T_Smith
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Oh demon of the night with satans eyes and satans jaw
Will thoust go and kill my pa?
I would but its agaisnt the law.

Thats not my mom.

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jehovoid
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Oh my God! Is this a picture of your mom! She's disgusting! Look at that huge beard and the manly features!

Can you repeat the question?

(sheesh, I'm losing it.)

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T_Smith
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How does that malcolm in the middle song go again?

Go batman!

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Dan_raven
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What do you say to encourage the man using the Batroom?

I feel flushed.

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T_Smith
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Hows life in the toliet treating you flies?

dobie

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LadyDove
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What do you call points for being punny?

Never on a Sunday.

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T_Smith
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Want a cup of coffee? (eddie izzard reference there)

covered in bees!

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jehovoid
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What's the best way to get fresh honey?

Film and Television star

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T_Smith
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What should Al Gore not try to be?

Dont ask, and i wont tell.

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ludosti
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What is that strange smell?

A sloth, an aardvark, and one bottle of pickle relish.

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LadyDove
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This casserole is so... different. Can you tell me what's in it?

Oh no, not again.

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Dan_raven
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How do you like your possum cooked?

Black gold, Texas tea.

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LadyDove
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What did Ellie Mae serve at her garden party?

Yippee-Kai-O-Kai-Yay!

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Maethoriell
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Are there really Japanese cowboys?

WARNING: THIS PROFILE MAY CONTAIN EXPLICIT SAX AND GRAPHIC VIOLINS.

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Beren One Hand
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What would a movie featuring Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky at the Kennedy Center look like?

Make it so number two.

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Yebor1
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What do you have to do in the bathroom?

The spinner is stuck on green.

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LadyDove
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Why do you keep putting your foot in that circle?

Vroom vroom

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jehovoid
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Grandma! Grandpa thinks he's a race car again!

Here's to hoping...

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Vampire Hunter D
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You heard they are not making 3 MORE Star Wars movies?

I never thought it was possible for a person to get like that.

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Zevlag
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Did you read the book Lost Boys?

A pencil, a bucket of mud, and David Bowles.

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Vampire Hunter D
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What do you have in your basement Zevlag?

I take the right pills, sometimes.

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ClaudiaTherese
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[Fie! Edited for slow fingers.

]

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Zevlag
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Are you insane!?

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Vampire Hunter D
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How many times have you been arrested for indescent exposure?!

There is only one count.

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Dan_raven
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The rest are all fakes. I am the real Count Chocula.

There can be only one.

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Mister Spim
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How many kittens do we have to kill?

Peanut Butter and Jelly

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Bob_Scopatz
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How can you tell you were robbed by Billy the Kid?

It's fully automated.

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Fourth
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Wait, why are their so many baby monkeys?

Cheese!

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Vampire Hunter D
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How did you get all the rats out of your house?

Don't mess with texas.

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Dan_raven
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The long tall dude in the big hat made you you stay away from Hatrack for a whole week. Wow,...
(This was supped to go with the previous post, but simo-posting. I edited to make work)

Swiss and Cheddar.

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Zevlag
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What do you smell like?

duh! Shadow Puppets

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needshelp
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So what are we going to do at the rave your throwing?

I see *whisper* stupid people *whisper*

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Frisco
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Come on...why won't you go to K-mart with me?

A Bulgarian prostitute with a trick knee and an underbite.

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graywolfe
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What were you in your previous life Jesse Helms?

An oversized Mandible.

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jehovoid
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Why do you call this ant "Mick Jagger?"

I'm just tellin' you what I heard...

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