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imogen
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Why do you only ever recite one stanza of a poem?

C'mon, that was funny.
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Julie
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So why did you kill that guy and then smear pudding on his head?

I dunno, it's a little windy out.
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quote:
How would you describe Marek and Raia's hug-and-kiss obsessions?
[ROFL] Hehe, wow, you're lucky I came in here at all, I left this thread a long time ago... but I think I'm back now [Wink]

Sorry, back on topic...

What say we run around outside in our bathrobes?

If I do that, I'll turn green.
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Should we do the Party Smilie for Raia's return?

No more smileys.
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Raia
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Do you want to tell me about your nightmare, Dan_raven?

Stop it!! Right now!!!
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Julie
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[Party] [Party] [Party] [Party] [Party] [Party] [Party] [Party] Is that enough?

Tee-hee! Oh now I get it!
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Raia
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You see, "bar," has two meanings, so you see, if the man walked into the bar, and said "ouch," then it must be that it was the SOLID kind, not the kind where they serve you drinks.

You really are just out annoy me. I knew it.
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Julie
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Why didn't you ask a question?

Whoops!
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Raia
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I think that's quite enough... or are you generally in the habit of "decorating" your living room rug with red wine?

You fool. It is MINE!
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Is this the last post thread?

It is now.
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rivka
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Is this where you sign up to host HatrackCon?


Chicken.
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What's that flat thing there in the middle of the road?

Don't touch those feathers!
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Julie
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Wow! Does this headress mean you're the chief of this reservation?

Fine... but only because I have to.
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Would you like to breathe some air?

Moore. Roger Moore.
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Marek
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Who is that guy talking about?

Fire!!
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rivka
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I'm on the phone, so stop poking me already! Just what is so important, anyway?


Not in my backyard, you don't.
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Hi. Mind if I let my dog sniff around a bit?

Because the frisbee is on the roof
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Why does Frisco think his frisbeetarianism religion is going to fail?

Elk and frito's... ya, that sounds about right.
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How do you like my special Hatrack Thanksgiving Dinner?

Could use a little salt. Yeah, that and some flavor.

[ December 01, 2003, 05:09 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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Licking your wounds again?

Just another band-aid solution.
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Julie
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How did you do such a beautiful jobbing setting that million dollar diamond into the wedding ring?

I prefer to use chewing gum myself.
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What do you think of all those movie stars using double-sided tape to keep their clothes on?

Peanut butter will do the trick.
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Oh man, I got jam on my sandwich. That's gonna stain.

This is just something I like to call bifocals.
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Julie
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Dude, are you blind?

No, but I am a little deaf.
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What time is it?

It was on a moonlit night, near a river.
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*laughing hysterically* So will you tell us again about that time you and your boyfriend fell off the hood of the car into the dirt?!

It's highly unlikely that anyone's head is that size.
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Is that a phylactery or a hip flask?

I said fold, not foaled!
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Saddle up?

I just can't tackle that today.
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Would you rather play football or go fishing?

Get out your lures and bobbers.
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ae
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How can I get Jatraqueros to read my shiny new blog?

That time in Vegas with Jorge Luis Borges and a contingent of Russian folk dancers, definitely.
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What was your best date in the past 10 years?

I've been married for almost 15 years now.
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Why the long face?

Some things are just better short.
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Why do you say Size matters?

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
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Julie
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What are your thoughts on the new bowling ball juggling competition?

It's a little too round for my liking, if you know what I mean.
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It's a beautiful world, don't you think?

So sue me!
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Do you it's legal to take even cow bones off of Native American lands?

I left the nosegay on top of the buffet.
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Why does all the food smell like Gold Bond Ointment?

Pick your nosegay.
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How does that phrase go..."You can pick your gay friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't..."

Well, when you put it that way, I just want to buy that darned vacuum!
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See, it is so powerful it can suck your ring right off your finger. See! No, I'm sorry, you can't have the bag without buying the vacuum.

Because its got big fangs.
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Julie
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Why was your chicken in the hospital?

What she doesn't know can't hurt her.
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Raia
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Your mother's dying, and you're sitting there eating CHOCOLATE CAKE?!

The same, only without the sprinkles.
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In that Agatha Christie story, did the murderer eat the trifle too?


I'm going to raise vegetable marrows.
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Julie
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So, you've lost your job, your spouse, and you house burned down; what are you going to do now?

Two words: Free time!
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I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. You have a speech impediment, don't you?

Yes, ever since I got this piercing.
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So you say there's been blood and yellow goo flowing out of your head?

It's still good, it's still good!
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What do you say when the teacher points out your paper is a month late for the deadline?

A hole in your tongue.
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How can you tell when you've got to wait three days to get back your jewelry.

Boweling for Dollars!
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Poopathon? What's a poopathon?

It's for some disease, I think.
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Why would you hit someone in the nose with a tennis racket?

A car that flyes.
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Some taxi drivers never bath. I hate those. What should I avoid?

A flying nun.
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