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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
SoaPiNuReYe
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posted August 08, 2006 03:03 PM
So what did you get from Wal-Mart??
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suminonA
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posted August 08, 2006 03:33 PM
Dude, did you just make an excuse?
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Jeesh
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posted August 08, 2006 04:38 PM
Why can't I open the door?
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suminonA
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posted August 08, 2006 04:40 PM
What does "Yoda so, said" mean?
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Jeesh
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posted August 08, 2006 05:37 PM
So, are we done talking like Yoda yet?
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Raventhief
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posted August 08, 2006 06:55 PM
Are these guys talking like Yoda?
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suminonA
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posted August 09, 2006 02:49 AM
Class, today we are going to effectively dismantle the space-time continuum. We can proceed by destroying the space dimensions or break away the time line. What do you want to see first?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 09, 2006 07:07 AM
If I just deny my problem, will it go away?
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suminonA
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posted August 09, 2006 01:34 PM
Let's see... Many years ago, you stated a theory that existence only has meaning as long as we are able to look for its meaning. Now, you say that you've discovered its true meaning. What's next?
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Sterling
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posted August 09, 2006 07:17 PM
Should I invest in a company that's offering travel in the eighth, ninth, and tenth dimensions?
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MandyM
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posted August 10, 2006 12:57 AM
So you seriously think it is a bad idea for me to take my blow dryer in the shower?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 10, 2006 03:55 AM
I really hate my retainer, would a snaffle bit be a good replacement?
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suminonA
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posted August 10, 2006 04:18 AM
Did you hear about the imminent Armageddon?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 10, 2006 05:26 AM
I must say, saving the world from that meteorite by staring at it was really impressive. How long did you have to think about that solution?
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Sterling
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posted August 10, 2006 04:37 PM
A skeleton, Dr. McCoy, and an orthopedist walk into a bar- wait, have you heard this one?
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suminonA
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posted August 10, 2006 05:08 PM
Hey, are you or aren’t you the one that is extremely wary about releasing information?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 11, 2006 03:24 AM
Your first and only release has left me with some questions. Would you care to throw some light on the issues you raised?
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suminonA
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posted August 11, 2006 04:30 AM
What's the most irrelevant fact that makes you overreact?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 11, 2006 09:12 AM
How long did it take you to forget all about me?
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Sterling
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posted August 12, 2006 02:35 AM
I just told you how disappointed Ann Coulter is going to be that we can't keep having lunchtime chats now that I'm diagnosed with tuberculosis, doc- why are you smiling about that?
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Morbo
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posted August 12, 2006 04:42 AM
I knew I shouldn't have worn my sexy boots on Fear Factor, do you know how to get pig bile out of suede?
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suminonA
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posted August 12, 2006 02:23 PM
What's the dumbest thing you could utter while on a flight to London?
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Morbo
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posted August 12, 2006 07:17 PM
What tipped off the feds that a terrorist was on that flight to Slagsville, Penn.?
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MandyM
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posted August 12, 2006 10:55 PM
Don't you just LOVE all those little cards that fall out of your magazines while you're reading them?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 16, 2006 06:38 AM
Would you still be able to view yourself as a vegetarian if you knew how many spiders and flies you have consumed in your life?
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Sterling
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posted August 16, 2006 02:07 PM
Just what makes you so special, and is it worth dying over?
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suminonA
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posted August 18, 2006 05:21 AM
Do you think that the impulse to compare classic stuff and modern stuff is something new?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 18, 2006 05:34 AM
"Look," said the elderly scientist as he entered the gentleman's club, his arms laden with some contraption that nobody had ever seen before. He'd been running and was slightly out of breath, but immediately started rambling about this latest invention of his, including all the trials and tribulations that had kept him busy over the last three decades. The other members seemed to listen him without the slightest amount of attention, until one of them spoke up. "From your story I gather that this device will be able to make people see the truth, which is undeniably a most wonderful function, but will the public be interested?"
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suminonA
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posted August 18, 2006 06:12 AM
Why are you so obsessed with building that contraption, that nobody could name anyway?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 18, 2006 06:36 AM
Do you know what the judge said, after I told him I'd like to prosecute myself?
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suminonA
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posted August 18, 2006 07:12 AM
Why have you been prosecuted by that alien judge anyway?Maybe the aliens are friendly.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 18, 2006 07:29 AM
When last I encountered an alien race that had another planet surrounded by a huge fleet of intergalactic destroyers, weapons systems charged, they weren't there to spread wisdom. What makes you think it'll be different this time?
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suminonA
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posted August 18, 2006 08:19 AM
How can you prove that the failing of our culture is not YOUR fault?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 18, 2006 09:08 AM
How can I be responsible for the downfall of an entire culture, when I haven't done anything productive for nearly three years?
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MandyM
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posted August 18, 2006 10:44 AM
Dear Abby, I wasn't trying to hit my husband with the car as I backed out of the driveway this morning and I even took him to the emergency room. As the doctors were x-raying his broken leg, he told me he wanted a divorce since I was obviously trying to kill him. I tried to tell him I just need new glasses but he wasn't buying it. What do you think?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 18, 2006 10:49 AM
I just saw a San Francisco trolley car going downhill at an incredible speed. Could there possibly be something wrong with that?
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AutumnWind
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posted August 18, 2006 11:11 AM
Hey nice binoculars! Why are the cops leading you away in handcuffs?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 19, 2006 01:54 PM
What did you think when you heard that there was going to be a sequel to The Mask?
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MandyM
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posted August 22, 2006 09:39 AM
Now explain this to me again, why it is you have that black eye?
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Sterling
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posted August 22, 2006 03:44 PM
All I said was that Israel and Orson Scott Card should be pushed into the sea, is that so wrong?
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dantesparadigm
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posted August 22, 2006 04:15 PM
Why do you insist on wearing clown makeup 24/7?
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MandyM
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posted August 22, 2006 05:04 PM
What did you think of Mel Gibson's controversial movie?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 23, 2006 05:35 AM
What is the one thing teachers and students agree on?
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suminonA
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posted August 23, 2006 05:56 AM
Come on man, you had a loaded shotgun! I had to fight and strangle the whole pack of tigers with my bare hands! Why didn't you do anything about it?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 23, 2006 06:37 AM
The charges are as follows: the defendant is being accused of knocking some sense into people. How do you plead?
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suminonA
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posted August 24, 2006 08:50 AM
I really need to know, indeed: Can you speak in rhymes, as we agreed?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 24, 2006 09:14 AM
Do you think it's impossible for humankind to evolve into an enlightened species that no longer tries to exterminate itself?
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Sterling
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posted August 24, 2006 01:59 PM
I feel blue, quite, as the sky. Why is this so? Please, tell me why?
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MandyM
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posted August 24, 2006 05:39 PM
Yes, but can you Haiku that argument, counselor?
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Architraz Warden
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posted August 24, 2006 05:56 PM
So you really ate the 8 month old breakfast we found in the fridge?
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