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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Sterling
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posted January 30, 2007 03:40 PM
You think anyone will notice that the last five hundred U.S. flags we shipped out had pink stripes rather than red?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 30, 2007 04:33 PM
The landing gear is broken, they're almost out of fuel, and you're lining the runway with banana peels! What's the point of that?
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suminonA
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posted January 30, 2007 05:23 PM
Why would you swallow an un-pinned hand-grenade made out of pure gold, if you knew that it will still explode?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 31, 2007 03:46 AM
How would you react if you were told that only you can save humanity, but only by giving up your carefully saved virginity to an octagenarian on the cusp of her last breath?
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Sterling
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posted January 31, 2007 02:08 PM
How do I protect myself from this swarm of stick insects?
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Avatar300
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posted January 31, 2007 04:01 PM
Fellow congressmen, what if we blamed all our mistakes on violent video games?
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suminonA
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posted February 01, 2007 12:22 PM
Sir, our competitors plan a huge fireworks show for their live transmission of “The power of Fire” ceremony this year. We have to do better than that. What if we blew up the Earth and broadcast it back from the Moon?
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SteveRogers
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posted February 01, 2007 01:41 PM
Q: Do you think it's possible to go Over the Rainbow?
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Sterling
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posted February 01, 2007 03:11 PM
So, having missed over a hundred throws in this carnival game, you're now volunteering to be the guy above the dunk tank?that's something I haven't seen a computer do before.
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Ecthalion
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posted February 01, 2007 07:02 PM
So you're saying windows works fine?
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Dead_Horse
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posted February 01, 2007 08:12 PM
What's it like to get run over by Big Bird?
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SteveRogers
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posted February 01, 2007 08:29 PM
Q: Wait, go back. What award show was that on TV?
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Avatar300
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posted February 01, 2007 08:32 PM
Are you...glowing?
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Dead_Horse
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posted February 02, 2007 12:10 AM
So, how do you like your new job at the slaughterhouse?
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Maliam
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posted February 02, 2007 01:38 AM
Why did you give the cow a perm?
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RunningBear
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posted February 02, 2007 02:05 AM
It's what eatable?
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suminonA
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posted February 03, 2007 12:18 PM
They say you're the most strictly specialized cook in the world! What can you cook, exactly?
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kaioshin00
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posted February 03, 2007 02:44 PM
I heard you bought some old SDRAM and plan to cache in on it. What makes you think people will buy it?
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Sterling
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posted February 03, 2007 03:18 PM
So what *did* you do about that crying toddler?
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suminonA
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posted February 03, 2007 05:18 PM
Sorry I'm late; I had to find a new parachute at the last minute. With all the hurry I almost forgot to check! Did you know that someone had replaced mine with an unimaginably huge purple bra?
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 03, 2007 09:42 PM
Did you know that you misspelled "anonymous" backwards?
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Jeesh
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posted February 03, 2007 10:24 PM
I'm afraid we're out of that, what other flavor ice cream do you want.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 04, 2007 02:58 AM
Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat...when are you going to give someone else a chance to get in the shower?
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Sterling
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posted February 04, 2007 03:07 AM
What's that wizard throwing at us that has everyone huddled behind the hill like this?
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 04, 2007 03:25 AM
What's the big deal with me stepping over the line when I serve in tennis?
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cmc
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posted February 04, 2007 03:28 AM
But why should I serve, when I can Teach?
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suminonA
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posted February 04, 2007 06:45 AM
What would you say if instead of "aunt" we called you "tante"?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted February 04, 2007 07:02 AM
So you know how to save humanity from ultimately destroying itself?
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Sterling
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posted February 05, 2007 12:56 AM
Is there anything in your medical history that would contraindicate prescribing an anti-clotting medication?
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Maliam
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posted February 05, 2007 02:25 PM
Oh man that stinks. Can you please not kill that troll?
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 05, 2007 07:16 PM
Where's the other half of this worm?
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Sterling
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posted February 05, 2007 11:15 PM
Am I right in understanding that Prince's contract dictates the size of his entourage in more ways than one?
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jlt
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posted February 05, 2007 11:52 PM
You use a turkey baster to clean a fish tank?
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 06, 2007 08:46 AM
What's the deal with oyster stuffing? Is it OK to substitute goldfish crackers?
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gsim1337
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posted February 06, 2007 06:12 PM
You really won something with that big fat hunk of wood on wheels?
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Narnia
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posted February 06, 2007 06:27 PM
Why are you looking at my bathtub so strangely?
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Sterling
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posted February 07, 2007 10:52 PM
Is it fair to say my sister is so accident prone that her just touching your science project is likely to make the whole thing explode?
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dh
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posted February 07, 2007 11:22 PM
What was the point of setting three and a half minutes of wracking coughs to music ?
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Narnia
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posted February 07, 2007 11:33 PM
What's with your brother?
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dh
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posted February 07, 2007 11:37 PM
Wouldn't you just love to adopt that adorable Indonesian child ?
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Narnia
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posted February 07, 2007 11:50 PM
Would you do me a favor and take the dog for a walk?
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dh
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posted February 08, 2007 12:16 AM
Do you think I could pass this off as Chinese food ?
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suminonA
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posted February 08, 2007 04:35 AM
How is your self-decapitation project coming?
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 08, 2007 05:30 AM
Didn't you just love that scene where Tom Cruise was cleaning up at blackjack, all because Dustin Hoffman was able to count the cards from, like, seven decks at once?
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dh
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posted February 08, 2007 05:35 AM
Is there an actual reason for selling this stuff other than to make me wonder why they bother selling it?
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Sterling
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posted February 08, 2007 07:18 AM
Don't you like rainbow trout?
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anti_maven
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posted February 08, 2007 10:53 AM
By jove! Which cretins have legislated against caviar in circuses?
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BlackBlade
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posted February 08, 2007 06:31 PM
What simultaneously has sides of equal length and kills more people then any other wild animal in Africa?
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Avatar300
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posted February 08, 2007 06:40 PM
Why did you build an entire stadium with no bathrooms?
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