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jehovoid
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Out of order? How can the judge's gavel be about of order?

That is the opinion of the wise.

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Emperor Palpatine
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I think Chess is an idiot, do you? (j/k Chess, I had to)

Dude, I didn't want to see that...ever.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Shall we cut the baby in two?

Doubles tennis, or maybe it's another family feud.

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jehovoid
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What was all that talking about getting their balls into a net?

Well the waiter certainly didn't see it that way!

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Polemarch
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*one chef faces another* I thought that live squid in the calamari would be pretty funny, didn't you?

I am Government Man, come from the Government. The Government has sent me.

[This message has been edited by Polemarch (edited June 25, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you here to help?

Trash pickup is Monday and Thursday.

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ae
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Why don't you ask me out?

There's no such thing as fairies.

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jehovoid
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What is it that makes you think San Fransisco is a make-believe place?

I collect them.

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:Locke
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You have Shrunken Heads of Political Leaders of the Cold War(©)?

ya chitayo.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How do you say "cheese that goes 'crunch'" in Portugese?

Permanent marker.

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Chani
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...and here is your wine and your...bees, sir?

Harry Pothead and the stoned sorcerer.

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Dan_raven
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Did you read that new book on living in LA?

Los Lobos in Las Vegas

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jehovoid
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Hey you, Mexican-immigrant person, why is everyone running out of Las Vegas with tattered clothing and looks of sheer terror on their faces?

(Phew! This almost died among the first amendment squabbling.)

Nothing a little bourbon won't fix.

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jehovoid
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Hey, jeho, is your schizophrenia acting up again?

I couldn't resist.

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Narnia
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Did you borrow my chain mesh underwear again?

It's good for you!!

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Dan_raven
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OK Mr. Skywalker, we'll flip for it. Heads I'm the Jedi and your the Sith lord, Tails, its evil for me and....

Josie and the venemous sabertooth pussy cats.

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jehovoid
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So what're they changing their name to since they've been taking horse steroids to "toughen up" their image?

I like mine with lettuce and tomato.

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Dan_raven
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How do you spell Dictionary?

Englebert Sinatra

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:Locke
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What did the French mob accuse you of mispronouncing?

I will get post 1000

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jehovoid
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Hey Locke, have you been to the Chain Mesh Underwear Fan Club thread?

I got my Ph.D. from there.

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ludosti
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Can you believe McDonald's has a "college"?!

Make three lefts and go straight for 1 block.

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Dan_raven
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If two wrongs don't make a right, what does?

Hamburger Heaven, French Frie Heck.

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jehovoid
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Where do the good spellers go and where do the bad spellers go?

Try remembering the last place you saw them.

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unicornwhisperer
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Where are my pet rocks!??? I have to find my pet rocks!!!

Elves, wizards, hobbits, and a creature with wings who can't even fly.

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Hobbes
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Why didn't Tolkien put penguins in the Lord of the Rings?

3 Turtle Doves !?!?
Hobbes

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jehovoid
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Give me your reaction to this: I think that since the the coming of the new millenium is such a milestone in human history, we should make all the numbers go up by one.

Objection, Your Honor! He's badgering the witness!

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Dr. Mobius
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Why is there a badger in the courtroom?

Next please.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can I play the role of Ender in the movie?

Sherbert and Calomine lotion.

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Seppuku
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What did you have for breakfast?

And that's when the goats attacked.

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:Locke
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What did you do to avoid AIDS???

Verse 7 He was a large man, because he carried the lovechild of Bill Cosby, and he ate only sesame seeds and he did always carry an orange in his left hand.

Verse 8 And he walked in favor with the Lord, for he did not cut his hair nor did he girdle his loins with cheese.

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Dan_raven
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So you ran all the way across the football field, avoided the punt return team and kissed the ref full on the lips. When were you arrested?

You say Tomato I say Heizenberg Principle

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Hobbes
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Who do you think you are, a quantum physicist?

Ya, he smells fine, but he'll bight your head off without a warning.

Hobbes

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is your husband still using that Mike Tyson cologne?

My credit report arrived.

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jehovoid
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What's the difference between listening to a Britney Spears CD and eating one?

99 bottles of beer on the wall.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Ever been on a school field trip?

Smokey the llama.

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jehovoid
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Who's Joe Camel's cousin?

They're going to Endercon.

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T_Smith
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Where were they going so fast with the keg?

It wasnt me, it was the one armed man!

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Dan_raven
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Who pinched me?

Garganzola Granola

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is there an upscale version of Cheesy Poofs?

All I wanted was a full size spare.

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T_Smith
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Did you get a pool?

Put it out, put it out!!

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Dan_raven
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Oooh that chili was good. Hey, see my finger, quick...

Yummy Yummy, tastes good in the tummy.

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Ophelia
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What did you think of her baby?

Anything for King Kashue!

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T_Smith
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Could i borrow a bag of peanuts?

Go down 2 blocks, turn left, past 3 lights and you're there.

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Dan_raven
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How do you plan to get to Heavan my son?

By the rockets red glare.

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T_Smith
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where did i leave my brain?

They belong to NSync

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's with all the Milli Vanilli albums?

It's pH balanced.

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jehovoid
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Bob, why are you always drinking human blood?

You will rue the day!

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Dr. Mobius
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Are you being regretful or did you misspell rule?

Oh well...

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Bob_Scopatz
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And you were so in awe you couldn't think of one deep thing to say?

Now with double the placenta!

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jehovoid
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What does is say on the side of the New and Improved FertiliPill box?

I can't find the remote control.

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