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Vaultgirl
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What did you just call me?!

I just felt like it.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why did you buy Strider's idea on e-bay?

Circumlocution, I would have to say.

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jehovoid
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What is it when the power lines get wrapped all the way around the victim?

"I read Ender's Game and all I got was this T-shirt"

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Chess
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So, how was that timeshare meeting?

I want some, now!!

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Polemarch
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So, how would you like a a personal army, a large expensive german car, and 800 cases of all-natural laxitive?

*stormtrooper picks up metal ring and faces officer* "Look sir, Chain mesh underwear!"

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Chess
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Chess wuz here!!!

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Bob_Scopatz
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jehovid -- LOL!!!

What's our next item up for bid?

Cheez Whiz here.

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jehovoid
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What does it say outside the door of the dairy products' bathroom?

The blue sets off your eyes nicely.

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Chess
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Do I look okay in this Nitrogen Suit?

Cheeeezzzzzz Wiiizzzz, tha's all we's got.

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Dan_raven
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You don't have any Muenster either? What kind of Cheese Shop is this?

Monty Python v.s. Montezuma's Revenge

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Bob_Scopatz
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I know this is the end, but which end?

Now with miracle microfibers and collagen!

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jehovoid
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Hey, is that the new Cher 6.0?

Thigh-high, red leather

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Hobbes
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How can you tell we've reached downtown New-York?

Quarter past five and a couple of maroon geese.

Hobbes

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Bob_Scopatz
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Excuse me sir, could you tell me the time, and what those wonderful slacks are made out of?

I always keep a backup copy.

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Rruk
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Darn! What are you going to drive now that your car was totaled?

No, he's always like this.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is that what happens when a man's soul is ripped out of his body?

First, I had to learn how to make curly fries.

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Polystyrene
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How did you become Wendy's Employee of the Month?

Going, Going, Gone!

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Dan_raven
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I have a bid of 15 cents for this rare collectors item, the plastic tip of Micheal Jackson's nose. 15 cents going once. 15 cents going twice...

I'm Bad, I'm Bad. I know it.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What punishment hurts us more than it hurts you? Say it for me!!!

Helen of Troy wasn't worth it.

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jehovoid
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Bobalapolous? (<---funny part of the joke) Why couldn't you trade Paris for the fleet of 999 ships?

Bobby Fischer-Price

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Bob_Scopatz
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Do you know where I can get a chess set with Weebles as the various pieces?

I maxed out my credit card, of course.

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Chani
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How come all the furniture is gone?

never more, never GOD DAMN more!

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ludosti
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What did the raven say?

Try checking in the couch.

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Fossil
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Where are my walnuts?

"...And that we may blow our enemies into tiny bits, in His mercy."

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ludosti
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What else would you like for Christmas Timmy?

A blister, a broken finger and a smile.

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Fossil
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Please explain that to me, ludosti.

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jehovoid
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What are some things that Ronald McDonald's pyscho twin, Donald, loves to see?

I am the cheese.

(Fossil, little Timmy is obviously quoting Holy Grail as a sarcastic reply to what he wants for Christmas because he knows that every Christmas all he ever wants is an electric train set but he doesn't get anything because he's Jewish.)

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Polemarch
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You smell, are yellow, sometimes have holes in you, and mice are fond of you. What are you?

Some call me....*dramatic pause* Tim.

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ludosti
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Who may I say is calling?

Only the overwhelming fear.

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jehovoid
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So was it the overwhelming fear of talking to audiences that made you vomit or was it also the shame of having forgotten your pants?

I'm trying to free your mind.

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Leto II
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What's a popular assertion for people that are trying to get you to give them money?

They jumped off the bridge first.

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:Locke
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So, Mr. Troll, what do you have to say for yourself?

I mistook the d and f keys.

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Xavier
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Did you just call me a fudus?

Because its Tuesday.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can't you do something about that dragon?

Justice, then Mercy, I'm pretty sure.

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ludosti
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What are your least favorite virtues?

I beat him up.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How'd you finally get him upstairs?

A benzene ring and a Freudian slip.

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:Locke
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Your wife suspects you and your secretary because of what???

Press any key.

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Shlomo
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Hey Bob, what'd you have for dinner last night?

Nucleomagnetic fission.

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jehovoid
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What'd the teacher give you a dentention for?

Salsa

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Emperor Palpatine
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Dude, what's the secret ingredient in chocolate shake?

Only if I get the pictures afterwards.

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Rruk
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Are you in for a Hatrack photobooth session after Endercon?

Oh, no..... Not another one.

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Chess
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Should I start a "God I hate Sharon Thread"?

Road Rage: The Extreme.

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Chess
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Have you heard that song about road rage by The Offspring?

Ironic, I just happen to know what you did last summer.

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jehovoid
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What does God say when he's being sarcastic?

It works for me.

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Bob_Scopatz
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And you say you actually get dates by singing The Star Spangled Banner backwards?

Two coats of wax.

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Chess
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Your mom coated you in wax?

Chess is an idiot.
(did this just to see what happens)

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:Locke
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The truth is out there...

The cream cheese in my pockets is very messy.

[This message has been edited by :Locke (edited June 25, 2002).]

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ludosti
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What's that squishing noise?

Yellow, puce, and dark mauve.

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Chani
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can you discribe the paint cans that attacted you?

mind your p's and q's and your cakatoo.

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katharina
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What was Kipling's favorite advice to reject?

No, the blue sign means that YOU are out of order.

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