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Dead_Horse
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Did you know that toe jam is one of the ingredients in those breath fresheners?


There is so much ice it's impassable.

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Al
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Doesn't Frosty ever have to wee?

Only because he's a misologist.

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Tante Shvester
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Why does he keep ordering Miso soup at the popcorn concession stand?

He's not a real doctor, you know.

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Dr. Who?


I keep stubbing my toe on it.

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Al
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Why did you throw your grandmother's wheelchair out the window?


OK, I admit it, but dont hold it against me

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Is this your cattle prod?


The one with the big feet and red dots.

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Which one of you little brats stole my stethoscope?


So that’s why the ice-cream had bones in it…

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Have you noticed that on this “Kiwi Ice-Cream” box they are not talking about the fruit?

If it’s green then it’s OK.

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Tante Shvester
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How come you just ran through that traffic light?

Mrs. Potato Head.

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Who from Idaho do you think would make a good meal?

It's all in the green monkey.

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What'd you do with the stuff you cleaned out of the refrigerator?


It just went around and around and around.

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Al
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Whatever happened to that atheism debate on Hatrack?


No point flogging a dead horse.

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Would you rather I flog you, or Seabiscuit?

Hoping to deflect blame from me, I blame the media.

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Don't you know that your cows are causing global warming?


This one runs on rabbit poop.

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Tante Shvester
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Why are this one's feet all brown and gooey?

Just keep going until I say stop.

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Where can I put it?

Your eyes give me more pleasure then anything I've ever experienced before.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Can you handle the fact that I have one lazy eye and one blind eye?

My mind is drawing a blank.

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Sterling
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How's testing that neural interface art software working for you?

At the risk of sounding ungrateful, stop before I kill you.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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But, don't you like this extensive interpretation of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" that I have created with you in mind?

No weapon forged by man can kill me.

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Are you sure you want me to send a fleet of aliens to kill you? Suicide is a bad thing.

No, never. That is bad!

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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I am about to enjoy this hard boiled egg. Should I start eating it from the pointed side?

Orange, blue, red and green.

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Tante Shvester
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Sure, they call themselves the rainbow coalition, but aren't they failing to represent some of their constituency?

The Lord of Heck (aka, the Prince of Insufficient Lighting).

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Who's that guy with his wicked half-smile, hunched over such an immense and ominous tome, yet squinting to make out what is written?

Must be a demi-god.

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I'd say that calling him godlike is a bit over the top, wouldn't you?

I coulda had a V-8!

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Sterling
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What did that nazi rocket scientist say when they threw him in prison?

It's a price I'm willing to let you pay.

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Dad to daughter -- How much for college?

Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

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Didn't I have three kids a minute ago?



Vanity, vanity, all is vanity.

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Where do authors get their inspiration?


Michael Jackson

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Tante Shvester
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So, if that wasn't a flying saucer, how do you explain the moon-walking alien collecting a menagerie of zoo animals and young children?

They do it alphabetically.

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Comprehend dialogue escaltion? Fantastic! Genius, human- illuminate Jupiter's Kyaamini loquaciousness?

Count backwards from pi.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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My mind is going round in circles. Do you have a solution for this predicament?

Sometimes the punishment doesn't fit the crime.

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Tante Shvester
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The penalty for truancy is suspension? Huh?

Now all I need are shoes to match.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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I like the way you always keep up with the latest fads and I knew about the worn jeans look, but are you really wearing brand new socks with holes in them?

We built a monster.

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Why is the playroom overrun with Legos?

We use twist ties.

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Why do all the nueclear warheads you build explode in the holding facility?

You put a giant rocket on either side and launch them at the same time with full force.

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So what does General W.E. Coyote recommend with regard to the nuclear arsenal?

Until recently, I would have said 'anything but that'.

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What is the best tool to remove a wart from the inside of your nostril?


Duck tape and a long string.

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how do you keep your ducks in a row?


Duck, duck, goose!

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I've sensed a pattern in sensei's attack: he swings high twice, and then turns to face away for a moment. How do you think we should counter?

A remarkably useless piece of bioengineering.

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What is human life?

The higher, the fewer.

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What's with the combover?

The longest toes I have ever seen.

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Sterling
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What feature causes you to believe your new girlfriend is an ourangatan?

That's why we add so much FD&C Red Number 7.

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Given the derivative of the secant line with respect to tangent how can we experience a combat scene in this play without a realistic form of blood during the climax?


ZZZzzz...

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Can I show you the photos of my trip to Minnesota? There are lots of pictures of giant animal statues!

Platypus flavor.

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Sterling
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What new flavor of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans are you guys introducing for the next Harry Potter release?

It's amazing what you can prove with math.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Years of exhausting calculation have proven to me that there is in fact a correlation between a rising IQ and the diminishing of one's social skills. Do you want to make a baby?

She doesn't have a sense of humor.

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When you refer to Tante Shvester's posts as "senseless", what exactly do you mean?

It also makes a good floor wax.

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Why buy this dessert topping? It tastes awful!

$16,940.00

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Do I want to know how much you paid for that awful dessert topping?

It gives me an excuse not to get involved in other conversations.

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If it makes you puke why did you eat that awful dessert topping?

It is the meaning of life.

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