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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Dead_Horse
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posted February 25, 2007 09:48 PM
Did you know that toe jam is one of the ingredients in those breath fresheners?
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Al
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posted February 26, 2007 04:31 AM
Doesn't Frosty ever have to wee?
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 26, 2007 09:56 AM
Why does he keep ordering Miso soup at the popcorn concession stand?real doctor, you know.
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Dead_Horse
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posted February 26, 2007 01:05 PM
Dr. Who?
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Al
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posted February 26, 2007 06:38 PM
Why did you throw your grandmother's wheelchair out the window?
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Dead_Horse
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posted February 28, 2007 01:08 AM
Is this your cattle prod?
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DevilDreamt
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posted February 28, 2007 04:11 AM
Which one of you little brats stole my stethoscope?
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suminonA
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posted February 28, 2007 09:14 AM
Have you noticed that on this “Kiwi Ice-Cream” box they are not talking about the fruit ?
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 28, 2007 11:05 AM
How come you just ran through that traffic light?
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Maliam
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posted February 28, 2007 02:15 PM
Who from Idaho do you think would make a good meal?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 02, 2007 01:28 AM
What'd you do with the stuff you cleaned out of the refrigerator?
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Al
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posted March 02, 2007 01:46 PM
Whatever happened to that atheism debate on Hatrack?
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Sterling
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posted March 03, 2007 12:07 AM
Would you rather I flog you, or Seabiscuit?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 12, 2007 02:47 PM
Don't you know that your cows are causing global warming?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 12, 2007 03:44 PM
Why are this one's feet all brown and gooey?
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Griffin
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posted March 12, 2007 05:40 PM
Where can I put it?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted March 13, 2007 07:22 AM
Can you handle the fact that I have one lazy eye and one blind eye?
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Sterling
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posted March 19, 2007 01:15 AM
How's testing that neural interface art software working for you?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted March 19, 2007 05:51 AM
But, don't you like this extensive interpretation of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" that I have created with you in mind?
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gsim1337
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posted March 19, 2007 12:27 PM
Are you sure you want me to send a fleet of aliens to kill you? Suicide is a bad thing.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted March 20, 2007 04:07 AM
I am about to enjoy this hard boiled egg. Should I start eating it from the pointed side?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 20, 2007 10:32 AM
Sure, they call themselves the rainbow coalition, but aren't they failing to represent some of their constituency?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted March 20, 2007 11:43 AM
Who's that guy with his wicked half-smile, hunched over such an immense and ominous tome, yet squinting to make out what is written?
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Uprooted
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posted March 20, 2007 12:51 PM
I'd say that calling him godlike is a bit over the top, wouldn't you?
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Sterling
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posted March 20, 2007 01:29 PM
What did that nazi rocket scientist say when they threw him in prison?
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brojack17
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posted March 20, 2007 02:47 PM
Dad to daughter -- How much for college?
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rivka
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posted March 20, 2007 03:01 PM
Didn't I have three kids a minute ago?
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Stephan
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posted March 20, 2007 04:44 PM
Where do authors get their inspiration?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 20, 2007 04:48 PM
So, if that wasn't a flying saucer, how do you explain the moon-walking alien collecting a menagerie of zoo animals and young children?
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Sterling
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posted March 20, 2007 09:15 PM
Comprehend dialogue escaltion? Fantastic! Genius, human- illuminate Jupiter's Kyaamini loquaciousness?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted March 21, 2007 05:55 AM
My mind is going round in circles. Do you have a solution for this predicament?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 21, 2007 10:49 AM
The penalty for truancy is suspension? Huh?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted March 21, 2007 11:13 AM
I like the way you always keep up with the latest fads and I knew about the worn jeans look, but are you really wearing brand new socks with holes in them?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 22, 2007 04:18 PM
Why is the playroom overrun with Legos?
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gsim1337
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posted March 22, 2007 05:36 PM
Why do all the nueclear warheads you build explode in the holding facility?
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Sterling
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posted March 22, 2007 06:44 PM
So what does General W.E. Coyote recommend with regard to the nuclear arsenal?
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DDDaysh
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posted March 22, 2007 07:38 PM
What is the best tool to remove a wart from the inside of your nostril?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 22, 2007 11:26 PM
how do you keep your ducks in a row?
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Sterling
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posted March 22, 2007 11:33 PM
I've sensed a pattern in sensei's attack: he swings high twice, and then turns to face away for a moment. How do you think we should counter?
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Stephan
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posted March 23, 2007 01:29 PM
What is human life?
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Qaz
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posted March 23, 2007 10:45 PM
What's with the combover?
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Sterling
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posted March 24, 2007 02:53 AM
What feature causes you to believe your new girlfriend is an ourangatan?
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Griffin
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posted March 25, 2007 11:49 PM
Given the derivative of the secant line with respect to tangent how can we experience a combat scene in this play without a realistic form of blood during the climax?
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Qaz
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posted March 25, 2007 11:57 PM
Can I show you the photos of my trip to Minnesota? There are lots of pictures of giant animal statues!
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Sterling
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posted March 26, 2007 12:36 AM
What new flavor of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans are you guys introducing for the next Harry Potter release?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted March 26, 2007 10:26 AM
Years of exhausting calculation have proven to me that there is in fact a correlation between a rising IQ and the diminishing of one's social skills. Do you want to make a baby?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 26, 2007 12:53 PM
When you refer to Tante Shvester's posts as "senseless", what exactly do you mean?
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Qaz
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posted March 26, 2007 02:38 PM
Why buy this dessert topping? It tastes awful!
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Sterling
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posted March 26, 2007 05:45 PM
Do I want to know how much you paid for that awful dessert topping?
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gsim1337
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posted March 26, 2007 08:06 PM
If it makes you puke why did you eat that awful dessert topping?
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