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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
JumboWumbo
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posted March 26, 2007 08:17 PM
What was that thing about the number 42 again? It looks like spaghetti.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 26, 2007 08:38 PM
You had a vision of G'd? What did He look like? Worse than a pencil with a broken point.
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Ken
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posted March 26, 2007 08:39 PM
What happened to my large intestine after trying your famous dessert topping? Green, Really a gross shade of pea green.
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Sterling
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posted March 26, 2007 11:23 PM
Tante: Is it bad that we broke off the shuttle's nose just before re-entry? Ken: What did he look like after he ingested the dessert topping? It even works with USB!
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 03, 2007 06:27 PM
So, Hatrack is up and running again? So nice to come home!
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 03, 2007 07:25 PM
How was the free vacation you got from the resort time-share company? I did that once, and all I got was a can of pop.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 03, 2007 07:44 PM
Have you been to that Mom and Pop store on the corner? Swiiiiiing and a miss, juuuuuust a bit outside.
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Sterling
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posted May 04, 2007 06:44 AM
Is our daughter in the backyard playing with her swingset? I've been known to cause it to go dormant for months.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 04, 2007 09:17 AM
So, does your girlfriend have a vigorous libido? I'm on the fence.
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brojack17
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posted May 04, 2007 09:27 AM
Says one squirrel to another, "How do you feel about the war in Iraq?" I can't sleep.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 06, 2007 03:45 AM
Why do you keep yo-yo-ing up and down, instead of doing those yo-yo tricks like "walk the dog" or "rock the baby". It tolls for thee.
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Sterling
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posted May 07, 2007 04:07 AM
Who is this Toll House cookie for? How rude of you to escape.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 07, 2007 09:12 AM
Why is it better to Ctrl-Alt-Del? I could have danced all night.
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suminonA
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posted May 07, 2007 09:36 AM
You were this close to electrocuting yourself and you’re sad? That's a smiley.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 07, 2007 10:01 AM
What's with the weird punctuation ;-)? They do it alphabetically.
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Sterling
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posted May 07, 2007 01:13 PM
Why are the file numbers starting with 2 filed after the file numbers starting with 3? Certainly a novel way to render it unreadable.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 07, 2007 04:45 PM
What do you think of my new novel that I've written with all the words arranged alphabetically? I'd slap you across the face with a halibut.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 07, 2007 06:48 PM
For your birthday, would you rather have an iPod or a halibut? Now, now, it's not necessary to get violent with the fishies.
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Sterling
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posted May 07, 2007 07:25 PM
How's this for a concert line-up: Violent Femmes, then Phish? My homework ate my dog.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 08, 2007 07:43 AM
Why'd you bring your little sister for show and tell? (I have a friend who is a teacher, and one night when he was grading papers, he took a break, only to come back later and find a great mess. He had to go in to his students the next day and say, "I'm sorry, my dog ate your homework.") I have a hard time finding it in the parking lot.
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suminonA
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posted May 09, 2007 05:57 AM
Wait, why is your car in your cubicle? It's the one next to the red pencil.
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Sterling
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posted May 09, 2007 10:58 PM
Which of the students' essays required the most corrections? I'm beginning to hate you just by association.
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suminonA
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posted May 10, 2007 11:19 AM
Have you read my latest article on headaches? It was round, I tell you!
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 10, 2007 04:52 PM
We re-assembled the eggshell fragments we found by the wall. Apparently it was a rare, cubic egg. Why are you shaking your head? Like that stuff between your toes on a hot summer day.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 10, 2007 05:04 PM
Q: What does that meekrob taste like? A: I don't think it's very nice to eat snowmen.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 10, 2007 05:06 PM
Dear me! Why are you eating the charred remains of the fireman? They have them in Galapagos.
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Sterling
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posted May 10, 2007 11:02 PM
Where did you pick up that "I Heart Darwin" t-shirt? I think she's got an angle.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 11, 2007 12:16 PM
Why is that woman all pointy? I guess it's a kind of parasite.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 13, 2007 01:22 AM
Have you heard that Hatrack may be moving to a new host? Not for nothing.
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Sterling
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posted May 13, 2007 04:41 AM
Would you be interested in converting to nihilism? You're sick, I'll humor you.
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rivka
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posted May 13, 2007 05:38 AM
Why do you insist on telling bad jokes every time I get a cold? Pass the tissues.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted May 14, 2007 04:55 AM
What would you ask for after you've been hugged by Slimer? Hey! That's my mother you're talking about.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 14, 2007 10:53 AM
Who's that guy with the army boots? The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker.
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rivka
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posted May 14, 2007 12:17 PM
Who are you going to invite to a Shabbaton in the middle of nowhere? Pass the brisket.
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Sterling
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posted May 14, 2007 02:12 PM
Okay, you have a tisket, a tasket, and a green and yellow basket; what else do you need? Gah, my eyes!
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anti_maven
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posted May 15, 2007 03:59 AM
OK, so I've gahed your head, shoulders, knees and toes, what next? Cry Havoc! and let slip the dogs of war.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 15, 2007 08:26 AM
Did you know all your neighborhood canines are in your yard with paintball guns? Not mine, she only licks the cat.
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rivka
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posted May 15, 2007 10:43 AM
Does your daughter like lollipops? Ugh, that's sticky.
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Sterling
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posted May 15, 2007 04:27 PM
Why haven't you deleted that obnoxious flame-bait of a thread? Release the lawyers.
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Uprooted
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posted May 15, 2007 04:48 PM
So I've got a few hostages; what're ya gonna do, sue me? Horses sweat, men perspire, women glow.
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Sterling
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posted May 19, 2007 03:52 PM
What exactly is 'I'm glowing like a horse' supposed to mean? Some questions are better faced inebriated.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted May 20, 2007 06:36 AM
How come you don't know when you knew why you were where you shouldn't have been? The band is back together.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 20, 2007 08:53 AM
They're making a Lord of the Rings, part IV? That's my mother.
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Qaz
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posted May 20, 2007 05:25 PM
What a darling little picture! I love dogs. What breed is it? Sort of like the shivers you get from fingernails on a chalkboard.
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Sterling
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posted May 24, 2007 12:08 PM
Apparently his singing was so bad that he was stabbed with some sort of crude knife, or "shiv". Ever seen anything like this before? A splendid plan, but one I will be no part of.
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Sterling
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posted June 05, 2007 01:50 AM
I was thinking I'd post inscrutable things that no one wanted to reply to until the topic died; want to help? It doesn't get any simpler than that.
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 05, 2007 09:04 AM
Your money or your life? I didn't catch it; it caught me.
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Dead_Horse
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posted June 23, 2007 05:25 PM
What did you have to do to get rid of that virus you caught in the Amazon? They are like those little fish with big teeth.
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JumboWumbo
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posted June 23, 2007 07:02 PM
There are a group of kids all in desperate need of braces, and they look like something familiar, but I can't place it. The prince says that won't be necessary.
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Hamson
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posted June 24, 2007 01:38 AM
So do we need the peasants alive now that they've tilled our fields? Their optimism was quite uncalled for.
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