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JumboWumbo
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What was that thing about the number 42 again?

It looks like spaghetti.

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Tante Shvester
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You had a vision of G'd? What did He look like?

Worse than a pencil with a broken point.

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What happened to my large intestine after trying your famous dessert topping?

Green, Really a gross shade of pea green.

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Sterling
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Tante: Is it bad that we broke off the shuttle's nose just before re-entry?

Ken: What did he look like after he ingested the dessert topping?

It even works with USB!

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Tante Shvester
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So, Hatrack is up and running again?

So nice to come home!

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How was the free vacation you got from the resort time-share company?


I did that once, and all I got was a can of pop.

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Tante Shvester
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Have you been to that Mom and Pop store on the corner?

Swiiiiiing and a miss, juuuuuust a bit outside.

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Sterling
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Is our daughter in the backyard playing with her swingset?

I've been known to cause it to go dormant for months.

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Tante Shvester
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So, does your girlfriend have a vigorous libido?

I'm on the fence.

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Says one squirrel to another, "How do you feel about the war in Iraq?"

I can't sleep.

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Tante Shvester
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Why do you keep yo-yo-ing up and down, instead of doing those yo-yo tricks like "walk the dog" or "rock the baby".

It tolls for thee.

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Sterling
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Who is this Toll House cookie for?

How rude of you to escape.

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Tante Shvester
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Why is it better to Ctrl-Alt-Del?

I could have danced all night.

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You were this close to electrocuting yourself and you’re sad?

That's a smiley.

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Tante Shvester
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What's with the weird punctuation ;-)?

They do it alphabetically.

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Sterling
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Why are the file numbers starting with 2 filed after the file numbers starting with 3?

Certainly a novel way to render it unreadable.

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Tante Shvester
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What do you think of my new novel that I've written with all the words arranged alphabetically?

I'd slap you across the face with a halibut.

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For your birthday, would you rather have an iPod or a halibut?


Now, now, it's not necessary to get violent with the fishies.

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How's this for a concert line-up: Violent Femmes, then Phish?

My homework ate my dog.

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Why'd you bring your little sister for show and tell?


(I have a friend who is a teacher, and one night when he was grading papers, he took a break, only to come back later and find a great mess. He had to go in to his students the next day and say, "I'm sorry, my dog ate your homework.")


I have a hard time finding it in the parking lot.

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suminonA
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Wait, why is your car in your cubicle?

It's the one next to the red pencil.

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Sterling
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Which of the students' essays required the most corrections?

I'm beginning to hate you just by association.

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suminonA
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Have you read my latest article on headaches?

It was round, I tell you!

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Tante Shvester
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We re-assembled the eggshell fragments we found by the wall. Apparently it was a rare, cubic egg. Why are you shaking your head?

Like that stuff between your toes on a hot summer day.

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Q: What does that meekrob taste like?

A: I don't think it's very nice to eat snowmen.

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Tante Shvester
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Dear me! Why are you eating the charred remains of the fireman?

They have them in Galapagos.

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Sterling
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Where did you pick up that "I Heart Darwin" t-shirt?

I think she's got an angle.

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Why is that woman all pointy?


I guess it's a kind of parasite.

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Tante Shvester
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Have you heard that Hatrack may be moving to a new host?

Not for nothing.

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Would you be interested in converting to nihilism?

You're sick, I'll humor you.

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Why do you insist on telling bad jokes every time I get a cold?





Pass the tissues.

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What would you ask for after you've been hugged by Slimer?

Hey! That's my mother you're talking about.

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Tante Shvester
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Who's that guy with the army boots?

The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker.

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Who are you going to invite to a Shabbaton in the middle of nowhere?



Pass the brisket.

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Okay, you have a tisket, a tasket, and a green and yellow basket; what else do you need?

Gah, my eyes!

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OK, so I've gahed your head, shoulders, knees and toes, what next?

Cry Havoc! and let slip the dogs of war.

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Did you know all your neighborhood canines are in your yard with paintball guns?


Not mine, she only licks the cat.

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Does your daughter like lollipops?



Ugh, that's sticky.

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Why haven't you deleted that obnoxious flame-bait of a thread?

Release the lawyers.

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So I've got a few hostages; what're ya gonna do, sue me?

Horses sweat, men perspire, women glow.

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What exactly is 'I'm glowing like a horse' supposed to mean?

Some questions are better faced inebriated.

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How come you don't know when you knew why you were where you shouldn't have been?

The band is back together.

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Tante Shvester
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They're making a Lord of the Rings, part IV?

That's my mother.

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What a darling little picture! I love dogs. What breed is it?

Sort of like the shivers you get from fingernails on a chalkboard.

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Apparently his singing was so bad that he was stabbed with some sort of crude knife, or "shiv". Ever seen anything like this before?

A splendid plan, but one I will be no part of.

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I was thinking I'd post inscrutable things that no one wanted to reply to until the topic died; want to help?

It doesn't get any simpler than that.

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Your money or your life?

I didn't catch it; it caught me.

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What did you have to do to get rid of that virus you caught in the Amazon?


They are like those little fish with big teeth.

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There are a group of kids all in desperate need of braces, and they look like something familiar, but I can't place it.

The prince says that won't be necessary.

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So do we need the peasants alive now that they've tilled our fields?

Their optimism was quite uncalled for.

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