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dh
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Why did I score so low?
Second star to the right, then straight on till you crash.
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charles_martel
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Can you tell me where the Bugger homeworld is?
Only in America.
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Avatar300
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Does the American dream truly exist?
Help is most assuredly not on the way.
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dh
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How can you be so sure we're doomed?
I read it in the fish entrails.
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RunningBear
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Do Fish like tripe?
Isn't that Bull?
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dh
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Who is this Mr. Winkle they keep talking about ?
If that isn't wonky, I don't know what is.
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anti_maven
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You sure I is playing out of tune? (apologies )
But it proves my theory that the earth is flat.
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dh
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Could you please stop trying to iron that globe ?
It's also known as charred dead animal flesh.
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Avatar300
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Why do you get angry every time I eat a steak?
In reality, the earth is shaped like a hexagon.
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suminonA
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Why do you insist on changing the Cartesian system to a triangular one (Klingon style) for your Map?
They went too far in Star Trek.
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Sterling
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Why are you making a science fiction show about exploring the "pre-final frontier"?
The math checks out, not that that's any consolation.
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Tante Shvester
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What do you mean I owe 87,000 on my income taxes this year?
I'll pay it in Turkish Lire.
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suminonA
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What are you going to do about the priceless Turkish Vase that you just broke?
Everyone has a price.
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Avatar300
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Why are you sneaking price stickers onto everyone's backs?
So here I am at the bottom of the well, again.
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Sterling
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What are you doing in a desperate plea for attention this time?
That would explain the blown fuses.
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gsim1337
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Did you know our house is plugged into the energizer bunny?
I can finally, honestly, say no.
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BlackBlade
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Is there anybody still alive that knows you fear small dogs?
Color me clueless with a shade of indignation.
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Sterling
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What would you like me to do with my Crayola super-extra-extended box set?
I do feel waxier than I did a few minutes ago...
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Maliam
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Did you just step in a candle?
I think it's an orange Panda.
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Tante Shvester
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What's the secret ingredient in Orange Crush Soda?
Well, that would explain the ringing in my ears.
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Sterling
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Is it true you have a mind like a Swiss clock?
Dot every 't' and cross every 'i'.
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Dead_Horse
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Whai's ihe besi way io make sure T pass my wrtitng class?
If you keep crossing them, your eyes will stick that way.
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Nathan2006
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Why can't I keep making the optomitrists angry when my eyes are in such disorder?
Because you'll scare the children.
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dh
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Why won't you let me sing "Happy Birthday" at the birthday party?
My talent is so unappreciated.
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suminonA
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How does it feel to be the inventor of the most excruciatingly horrible torturing device?
It can be used in more than one way.
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Avatar300
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Why is my brand new BMW upside down in the street?
I swear eternal vengeance upon you!
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Maliam
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Don't you like my impresion of a cat stuck in an engine?
Turn it around and color it purple.
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Avatar300
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How do I beat the last boss in Halo 2?
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.
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Sterling
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How do you face death?
Either overly whimsical or overly gloomy, I'm not sure which.
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Tante Shvester
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What do you think of the new "Hello Kitty" pink hearses?
It's the scented candle.
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Dead_Horse
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Did you just fart?
Better take the rest of these back to the store.
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Maliam
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Is it me or does this taste like a flavored turd?
It's up in smoke.
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vonk
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What's the Cheech and Chong movie that always makes you pass gass uncontrollably?
Well I think it smells charming!
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Maliam
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Is that a dead skunk I smell?
Green eggs and ham.
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Dead_Horse
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What's Martha Stewart's favorite recipe?
Well, they have towels with her name on them.
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Reticulum
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Why she keep stealing stuff from that hotel?
Oh, I see. The cat goes there, and radiator goes THERE.
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Tante Shvester
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What have you learned from studying feng shui?
There is a peculiar fishy aroma, I'll grant you that.
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Sterling
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Is it such a stretch to imagine that the piranha have evolved legs and are now travelling through the ventilation ducts?
It certainly punctuated my equilibrium.
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Sterling
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You had almost reached Zen enlightenment when the jackhammering started?
All part of my evil plan to bring things to a screeching halt.
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Dav
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So, why did you pour glue on the sidewalk?
I don't know, I just work here.
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suminonA
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Do you think that your company is employing mindless people and uses them to achieve their malevolent plans without questioning?
Please leave Sudoku out of it.
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Dav
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What does Mr. Doku's wife Su think about it?
No one else will do it.
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JumboWumbo
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Why would you ask me to clean Grand Central Station with my tounge?
Only if I get to do it twice.
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Euripides
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This doomsday button starts and terminates the countdown to the launch of our ICBMs. Would you like to press it?
The Egyptians invented it.
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Tante Shvester
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Did you know that archaeologists have discovered sealed jars of gefilte fish at the bottom of the Red Sea?
Well, that's certainly some Coptic nerve.
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Al
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Why are they painting the Gospels in hieroglyphs?
Cuz I so desperately want it to be so.
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Maliam
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Why is your underware on your head?
It's all a matter of sanding out the orange bumbs.
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Tante Shvester
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How do you get your skin so young looking?
Bottle of red, bottle of white, bottle of Coca Cola, bottle of Sprite.
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Al
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What was Billy Joel on when he wrote Scenes from an Italian Restaurant?
In a far out way, it answers the question.
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SteveRogers
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Q: Why do you think God gave us a toothbrush when we asked him about the meaning of life?
A: That mint tasted an awful lot like defeat.
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