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dh
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Why did I score so low?

Second star to the right, then straight on till you crash.

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Can you tell me where the Bugger homeworld is?


Only in America.

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Does the American dream truly exist?

Help is most assuredly not on the way.

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How can you be so sure we're doomed?

I read it in the fish entrails.

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Do Fish like tripe?

Isn't that Bull?

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Who is this Mr. Winkle they keep talking about ?

If that isn't wonky, I don't know what is.

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You sure I is playing out of tune? (apologies [Wink] )


But it proves my theory that the earth is flat.

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Could you please stop trying to iron that globe ?

It's also known as charred dead animal flesh.

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Why do you get angry every time I eat a steak?

In reality, the earth is shaped like a hexagon.

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Why do you insist on changing the Cartesian system to a triangular one (Klingon style) for your Map?

They went too far in Star Trek.

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Why are you making a science fiction show about exploring the "pre-final frontier"?

The math checks out, not that that's any consolation.

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Tante Shvester
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What do you mean I owe 87,000 on my income taxes this year?

I'll pay it in Turkish Lire.

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What are you going to do about the priceless Turkish Vase that you just broke?

Everyone has a price.

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Why are you sneaking price stickers onto everyone's backs?

So here I am at the bottom of the well, again.

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Sterling
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What are you doing in a desperate plea for attention this time?

That would explain the blown fuses.

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Did you know our house is plugged into the energizer bunny?

I can finally, honestly, say no.

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Is there anybody still alive that knows you fear small dogs?

Color me clueless with a shade of indignation.

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Sterling
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What would you like me to do with my Crayola super-extra-extended box set?

I do feel waxier than I did a few minutes ago...

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Maliam
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Did you just step in a candle?

I think it's an orange Panda.

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Tante Shvester
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What's the secret ingredient in Orange Crush Soda?

Well, that would explain the ringing in my ears.

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Sterling
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Is it true you have a mind like a Swiss clock?

Dot every 't' and cross every 'i'.

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Whai's ihe besi way io make sure T pass my wrtitng class?


If you keep crossing them, your eyes will stick that way.

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Why can't I keep making the optomitrists angry when my eyes are in such disorder?


Because you'll scare the children.

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dh
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Why won't you let me sing "Happy Birthday" at the birthday party?

My talent is so unappreciated.

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How does it feel to be the inventor of the most excruciatingly horrible torturing device?

It can be used in more than one way.

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Why is my brand new BMW upside down in the street?

I swear eternal vengeance upon you!

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Maliam
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Don't you like my impresion of a cat stuck in an engine?

Turn it around and color it purple.

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How do I beat the last boss in Halo 2?

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.

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Sterling
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How do you face death?

Either overly whimsical or overly gloomy, I'm not sure which.

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Tante Shvester
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What do you think of the new "Hello Kitty" pink hearses?

It's the scented candle.

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Did you just fart?


Better take the rest of these back to the store.

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Maliam
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Is it me or does this taste like a flavored turd?

It's up in smoke.

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What's the Cheech and Chong movie that always makes you pass gass uncontrollably?

Well I think it smells charming!

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Maliam
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Is that a dead skunk I smell?

Green eggs and ham.

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What's Martha Stewart's favorite recipe?


Well, they have towels with her name on them.

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Why she keep stealing stuff from that hotel?

Oh, I see. The cat goes there, and radiator goes THERE.

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Tante Shvester
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What have you learned from studying feng shui?

There is a peculiar fishy aroma, I'll grant you that.

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Sterling
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Is it such a stretch to imagine that the piranha have evolved legs and are now travelling through the ventilation ducts?

It certainly punctuated my equilibrium.

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You had almost reached Zen enlightenment when the jackhammering started?

All part of my evil plan to bring things to a screeching halt.

[Blushing]

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Dav
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So, why did you pour glue on the sidewalk?

I don't know, I just work here.

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Do you think that your company is employing mindless people and uses them to achieve their malevolent plans without questioning?

Please leave Sudoku out of it.

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Dav
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What does Mr. Doku's wife Su think about it?

No one else will do it.

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Why would you ask me to clean Grand Central Station with my tounge?

Only if I get to do it twice.

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This doomsday button starts and terminates the countdown to the launch of our ICBMs. Would you like to press it?

The Egyptians invented it.

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Did you know that archaeologists have discovered sealed jars of gefilte fish at the bottom of the Red Sea?

Well, that's certainly some Coptic nerve.

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Why are they painting the Gospels in hieroglyphs?

Cuz I so desperately want it to be so.

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Why is your underware on your head?

It's all a matter of sanding out the orange bumbs.

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Tante Shvester
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How do you get your skin so young looking?

Bottle of red, bottle of white, bottle of Coca Cola, bottle of Sprite.

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Al
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What was Billy Joel on when he wrote Scenes from an Italian Restaurant?

In a far out way, it answers the question.

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Q: Why do you think God gave us a toothbrush when we asked him about the meaning of life?

A: That mint tasted an awful lot like defeat.

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