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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
rivka
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posted June 24, 2007 01:56 AM
What on earth do you have against the Cup Half-Full Brigade? I'm not a pessimist; I'm a realist.
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 24, 2007 03:16 AM
Why did you name your first child "Disappointment"? That's not what the internet is for.
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Qaz
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posted June 24, 2007 09:48 PM
Notpron! Everything you put your hands to.
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Sterling
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posted June 25, 2007 01:24 AM
What were you just saying I destrgsdfjgy49^Agfvbs? Seems as good a time as any to bow out.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted June 25, 2007 04:15 AM
You sure you won't wait 'til the obese woman starts her caterwauling? There's nothing like job security.
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otterk10
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posted June 25, 2007 05:10 PM
Will I get in trouble if I sexually harass my female co-workers? That's pretty complicated.
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brojack17
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posted June 25, 2007 05:12 PM
Shouldn't you slow the ambulance down while going through a crosswalk? Red
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Sterling
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posted June 25, 2007 05:27 PM
Do you have any aliases or nicknames, Mr. G. Biv? I'm still waiting.
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 25, 2007 09:19 PM
They say, "with age comes wisdom." At 105 years old, do you feel as though you have accumulated great wisdom? My leftmost toe.
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Hamson
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posted June 26, 2007 01:25 AM
Where did you put that last Bugle I gave you? He was supposed to be wearing the blindfold.
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Dead_Horse
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posted June 26, 2007 03:34 AM
How did you expect me to bring your father to his surprise party if I couldn't see? That's why I let him drive.
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 26, 2007 08:57 AM
Do you mind that I just got you a club sandwich and I got your brother golf clubs? You put it in the blender.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted June 27, 2007 10:35 AM
"Hmm... How to make this steak more tender?" I need a different liquor.
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Sterling
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posted June 28, 2007 12:19 PM
Why won't you use my distilled Thunderbird in your exquisite French dessert recipie? I'm waiting for the reviews to come in.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted June 29, 2007 08:20 AM
How come you're still not convinced that your play is an absolute failure after the entire audience left during the opening monologue? Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand.
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Sterling
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posted June 30, 2007 11:18 PM
Why is Cheney walking next to Bush like that?(I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.) It's not usually considered a deadly sin.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted July 01, 2007 02:26 AM
Why do you think the Almighty won't frown upon your attempts to bury your parents beneath a pile of medals, ribbons and other awards? The band is back together.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 01, 2007 05:05 AM
They're making a Part IV to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy? That's why they invented tic tac toe.
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DeathofBees
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posted July 02, 2007 08:11 AM
Ugh, have you ever been in a more boring math class? A sticky, tacky toe
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 03, 2007 12:21 PM
What was that in the glass case at your podiatrist's? There's a rat in my hat.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 03, 2007 03:09 PM
Orincoro, did you ever figure out why your hat doesn't fit any more? It's pretty, cut, and dyed.
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rivka
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posted July 03, 2007 04:40 PM
What do you think of Tom Lehrer's I Hold Your Hand in Mine ? We dance to the Masochism Tango .
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 03, 2007 06:13 PM
What do you mean that you got the first inkling that your marriage was in trouble at your wedding reception dance? Be prepared.
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 08, 2007 12:32 AM
Are you an eagle scout? Let me help you across the street.
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Judas
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posted July 08, 2007 03:23 AM
What's black and white and called a newspaper? I want your hot sauce in my taco.
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 11, 2007 10:08 PM
What does YOUR hot sauce packet say? It was way too stretchy for my taste.
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Sterling
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posted July 11, 2007 11:18 PM
Why didn't you join us at the taffy pull? Powder blue.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted July 26, 2007 10:30 AM
What colour would you say these ground eyeballs are? It took me a fortnight.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 26, 2007 04:32 PM
Wow! Did you build that fort overnight? A battery tester.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted July 30, 2007 05:21 AM
Do you recall that new euphemistic, PC term they came up with to take the place of 'cannon fodder'? Right turn, Clyde.
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Sterling
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posted August 05, 2007 11:04 PM
Excuse me, I'm new to this whole Pac-Man hunting thing; where am I supposed to be going? Pin it to the bulletin board with the others.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 06, 2007 02:06 AM
What should I do with this donkey tail I found in the hundred-acre wood? Funny, I'm sure it was striped yesterday.
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Sterling
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posted August 06, 2007 09:04 PM
Would you care to explain why the zebra you sold me yesterday turned out to be a white horse after a good washdown? Amazingly enough, that's accounted for in the budget.
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 06, 2007 09:08 PM
You didn't have to pay out-of-pocket for the pistachio-decorated g-string rack, did you? THAT was decided long ago.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 06, 2007 09:39 PM
Chicken? Egg? In that case, I'll take two.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 06, 2007 10:32 PM
Your Choice: A) we shoot you or B) we stab you. Which do you choose? C please.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2007 09:45 AM
What cup size do you prefer? I got choked by an arti!
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Sterling
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posted August 07, 2007 09:39 PM
What happened after you failed to take your cue from the cumber? It's not doing anyone much good until then.
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Griffin
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posted August 07, 2007 09:44 PM
Ron: Should I send my mum an owl about the wand? This town if full of scaramouches.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 08, 2007 12:45 PM
What's with all the Have-a-Heart traps? Love is a real life wire -- ooh, it's a burning sensation.
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Sterling
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posted August 08, 2007 02:15 PM
Why on earth would you think these symptoms in your genitals were normal? You're no longer courting disaster; the engagement is now on.
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Brinestone
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posted August 08, 2007 04:02 PM
Will you marry me? In two shakes of a lamb's tail.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 08, 2007 05:35 PM
When are you ever going to give a rat's a**? It's magically delicious.
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Sterling
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posted August 09, 2007 06:08 PM
What kind of nutritional claim can we make about a marshmallow cereal that won't get us taken to court? Got one free in the mail.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 10, 2007 08:12 AM
Being a penniless hobo, how is it possible that you own a major creditcard? I think I'm hearing voices.
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Sterling
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posted August 14, 2007 03:20 AM
Why won't you respond to me when I ask you a straight question? Because I still despise you.
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anti_maven
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posted August 14, 2007 06:37 AM
Why won't you let me borrow your My Little Pony playset? The blue wire.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 14, 2007 06:39 AM
You see, my dear assistant, after a proces of elimination I am left with...? The obvious answer would be that they were all wrong.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 14, 2007 09:59 AM
A train leaves Chicago at 10 am and heads east at 63 miles per hour. At the same time, a train leaves New York and heads west at 48 miles per hour. Taken as a given that neither train derails, the trains would collide at: a. 12:45 pm b. 5:45 pm c. 8:45 pm d. 10 pm That's how many shoelaces a centipede has to untie!
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