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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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kanelock
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What's for dinner?
A sock monkey named Billy.
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jehovoid
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Why is Billy's full name "William Banana Lambchop"?
It's been licked clean.
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LargeTuna
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Why is my refridgerator empty?
The dwarves robbed it.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Do you know what happened to my pocket edition of "His Dark Materials"?
I can't get rid of the smell.
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kanelock
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Why are you trying to cut off your nose?
6,457,893
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Dead_Horse
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Did they really patent a device to moisten bathroom tissue?
That's just silly, considering that it's going to get wet anyway.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Why do you have a problem with me scotch-guarding my speedo's?
One can never be safe enough.
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MandyM
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Why are you wearing a body condom to the wedding?
I don't want another one either.
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Yebor1
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Is It me Or has this Become the thread that never ends?
Maybe We Should Get A life.
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kanelock
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What should we spend our lottery winnings on?
a T-Rex ate it.
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Itsame
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What happened to the constitution?
My laptop is broken.
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Tante Shvester
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Hey, Santa, why won't you let any more kids sit on your lap for photos?
That's what's on the television.
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Sterling
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Honey, didn't you say we were going to see an opera tonight?
Well, one of those people whose job starts with "ortho".
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Qaz
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Class, who can tell me what "ortho" means in Latin?
Sticking her tongue out. Again.
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Nighthawk
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OK, so how did Karen get stuck to the flagpole for the third time this week?
A zamboni and the Brooklyn Dodgers.
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Youth ap Orem
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What would be the kinkiest fantasy you've ever had?
I've been known as the Roy Orbison of origami.
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Dead_Horse
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Why are these paper cranes all wet?
You can use it for a purse.
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LargeTuna
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Why would i want to buy 500 dollar tape dispencer
Your papeer will be indestructable.
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Tante Shvester
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Why should I put Armor-All on my papeer instead of on my tires?
Incomparable.
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LargeTuna
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Who's cooler, me or Tante?
LargeTuna
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Tante Shvester
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Hi, I'm Tante and I'm your server today. What would you like to order?
Part wood, part donkey, just like Pinocchio.
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LargeTuna
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What are chicken nuggets made out of?
used lightbulb filaments
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Sterling
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What's holding the logic of that argument together?
The admission does not make me proud.
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Tante Shvester
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Mazel Tov! I heard you got accepted to the Sam Houston Institute of Technology. How does it feel to be a matriculating S.H.I.T.-er?
On the knife's edge.
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LargeTuna
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What did i do with the cream cheese?
You ate it
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Dead_Horse
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Where is this new prototype spy microchip of yours, and would you care for some Lay's?
The FedEx guy brought it in a huge crate.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Do you know if my large crate has arrived yet?
mind-numbingly banal.
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LargeTuna
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What did you call me?
a colinear point on the plane of strange
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Sterling
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What flight is Colin Point supposed to arrive on?
How can you forget that?
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Tante Shvester
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Ah! Now it all makes sense! I must have amnesia!
Anti-Pasto or Pro-Valone?
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Dan_raven
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So what are the primary choices in Little Italy?
I give you a voting option you can not refuse.
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Sterling
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Why does this voting booth have only one lever and a door that locks from the outside?
Disintegrators don't have a stun setting.
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Tante Shvester
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It's just not fair! Why do the segregationists have to be so drop-dead gorgeous?
Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it.
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MidnightBlue
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Why do I have to live outside?
Well, I painted the ladder purple, and things just started going downhill from there.
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LargeTuna
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Why did you come to the self help for painters meeting?
I painted my computer.
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Tante Shvester
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Why do YOU think that you lost the "Pimp My Firetruck" competition?
Because I said so, that's why.
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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
Why do YOU think that you lost the "Pimp My Firetruck" competition?
Because I said so, that's why.
Oops! Too late!
Why do YOU think that you lost the "Pimp My Laptop" competition? ![[Taunt]](graemlins/taunt.gif)
Because I said so, that's why!
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Sterling
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Why is there this light in the middle of a former void, God?
Even when we reach cruising altitude, that's not permitted.
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scifibum
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Why can't I cruise for chicks on the plane?
It's expected, but not appreciated.
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kanelock
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Why does the sun rise every morning?
Eat my own young.
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Sterling
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If you aren't joining us for egg foo yung, what are you going to do for dinner?
I'm trying to determine if it will dissolve in water.
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JumboWumbo
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Why are you shooting your scuba-tank with a squirt-gun?
Security gave it the all-clear.
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Yebor1
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Can anyone tell me why they let robey back on this sight?
What first goes down will not stay down with out a good swift kick to the head.
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Sterling
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Why are you trying to train swifts to plant cabbages?
It lit up when I put in a new fuse.
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kanelock
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What happened to your cannon?
66 Sunset Strip
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Sterling
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I've got nothing; Does Sunset's pair of deuces take the hand, then?
The point is to leave options.
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Tante Shvester
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You want fries with that?
Just like the Mayor of the Munchkin City.
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Sterling
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Do you have any more specific instructions than that I should welcome the Queen of England "most regally"?
Neglect didn't kill it, so I'm trying a more direct approach.
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kanelock
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why are you putting c4 explosives on the tomato plant?
1 dozen twinkies
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DeathofBees
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So you only got twelve pieces in your small McFry. What exactly did you expect?
Ding-Dong. Ho-Ho. Nutty Buddy!
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