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Bob_Scopatz
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How'd all that water get here?

Kick the bucket.

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T_Smith
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So, while you were growing up in Texas, did you play any games when you were a kid?

I had no idea he was in ballet.

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Mister Spim
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Hey, take a look at The Rock's resume! Isn't it hilarious?

Hold me down while you spray me with orange juice.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Would you like to see Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

Penguins or pelicans...

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T_Smith
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So mom, what options are there for dinner?

The eye of the Tiger

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Mister Spim
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Hey, this play dough is cool! Where did you get it?

Spark me up my lighter of love!!!

-Paul

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T_Smith
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What did the infatuated cannonball say to the flame?

You signed your name.

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Paul
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So wait, what did I do when I was drunk? And what are all these ponies in thongs doing here?!

I own your face, bought it from a crack dealer down in Newark.

-Paul

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Fossil
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Smokie told me you bought my face.

Gee, officer, I'd like to, but...

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Paul
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All right, why don't you pull down your pants, walk forward in a straight line quacking like a duck and making loud sniffy noises? Also, put this cat on your face.

(Ok, there was a post in between mine and Fossils...)

Fornication!

-Paul

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T_Smith
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So, what sin have you come to confess about today?

Thats just creepy.

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jehovoid
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Did you see this picture of Geoff Card from Endercon?

It's my system.

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Paul
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Why are you putting those ducks in the filing cabinet?!

Save my bonnet!

-Paul

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is that your tam on the lam?

Purely platonic.

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Paul
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So what's been happening between you and that sheep? I hear you two are a pretty hot couple.

Sex with farm animals is bad.

-Paul

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celia60
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And what did you learn from all of this?

It was a real kick in the back of the throat.

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Paul
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What was it like swallowing all those bite-sized horses?

I'd like to reiterate: SEX WITH FARM ANIMALS IS BAD!

-Paul

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:Locke
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Man, don't you love mutton?

Vorbiti?

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Paul
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Do you know any romanian words?

Dip me in Jell-o and place my naked, trembling body on a linoleum floor, then ride like the wind.

-Paul

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HonoreDB
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If I don't shoot you, how do I know you won't call the police on me before I can skip town?

Yes, it hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt.

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Dan_raven
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Isn't Karaoke Music painful?

I've Gotta be ME!!!

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Paul
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Why don't you change your name to Francis Fannison, get a sex change and fly around the country giving speaches about women's empowerment?

Wham, Bam, Van Damme!

-Paul

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Aerin
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What's the sound of a made-up action hero falling over in shock that Paul made a post that didn't obsess with sex?

The roses died three days ago.

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celia60
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What are you doing this weekend?

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.

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Paul
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Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car, I'm afraid we have detected anthrax spores in it, so could you please slowly open the door and move out?

Don't fear the reaper, man, fear his sickle, that thing's nasty!

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T_Smith
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Did you know that The Grim Reaper can suck out your sould with his mouth?

Geoff Card is going to kill him for that.

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Dan_raven
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Did you hear that Thor thought Geoff Card and Celia were the same person?

Lurkers never prosper.

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T_Smith
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Should I turn my hydralisks into lurkers, or keep them the same?

Spaz!

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celia60
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If you could describe Dan_Raven in one word, what would it be.

I am amazed that anyone could reach that conclusion.

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T_Smith
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Why do people think im a spaz?

Dan_raven of course

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celia60
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Does someone need to buy a clue?

That's just what I was thinking.

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T_Smith
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Theres a conspiracy against dan, isnt there?

Wow, thats pretty cool.

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celia60
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I was just thinking, would it be ok to use insulting Dan_raven as a basis for all my posts?

Please, no one needs that mental image.

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T_Smith
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I just heard dan went skinny dipping at the pudding factory.

I feel your pain.

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Dan_raven
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I am hurt and so upset by this viscious attack that I stick my tongue out to you all.
(Simo Post, but it works so it stays.)

Somedays I'm just silly.

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celia60
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Do you usually spell names so poorly?

No good deed goes unpunished.

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Dan_raven
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What do I have to do to get you to spank me?
(And yes Celia60, I do. Sorry)

Just for that I will go home now.

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T_Smith
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Did you know celia and I planned that?

Apple pie.

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celia60
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What am I thinking about right now?

Seriously, you are now forgiven. You have made me laugh.

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Paul
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Who's your girlfriend?

Eat the cow off the windowsil.

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T_Smith
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Did you know i can do anything i am dared to do?

I dont know what to say

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Paul
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Hey! Do you want to see the warts on my genitals?!

Let there be light... And there was light... and it burned...

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ludosti
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How did your science project go?

An F250 quadcab.

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Human
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What the heck fell on you?

Nanny-nanny-boo-boo!

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Paul
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I think you've been very mature lately, how did you manage such a great change? Hey, did you steal my lipstick?

Here in my car, I feel safest of all.

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LadyDove
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Where did you have your prostate exam?

Call this number.

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Paul
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What do I do if I am feeling... <aba>like a wooman?

Snog the French!

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jehovoid
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What do you recommend we do, Lance Armstrong?

I need an old priest and a young priest.

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Paul
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Pope! I can't believe you have gone this long without a girlfriend, you must certainly be devout, but how can you possibly live life without fullfilling your carnal needs?

A rabbi, a priest and a Reverand walk into a bar.

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Dan_raven
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How did the Rabbi, the Preist and the Reverend get bumps on their heads?

I have returned.

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