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kazairl
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Has my beard got too long to kiss you?

I said they were mad, they said I was mad, and dammit, they outvoted me!

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Dan_raven
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So how did your talk with Sybil go?

Vote for the correct person, not the right person.

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Emperor Palpatine
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Vote Bush or Gore?

Fudge Clams!

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Maethoriell
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Has the motto for the mafia game proven itself wrong?

You binded with me! Thoust shall stay!

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Dan_raven
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What did that Guttenberg fellow say when you helped him build that printing press and that Bible thingy he wanted put together?

Physical exertion is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

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Chess
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Guess what my psychologist said about my backyard wrestling ring?

To hot to be shown on TV...

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Bob_Scopatz
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Hey! What happened to the weather report for the Southwest?

Orange marmalade, a mild purgative, and a flower lei.

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Frisco
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Hey, this reminds me of a MacGuyver episode. I can make a bomb, place it at the bottom of the rockslide and detonate it. We'll be out of this cave in no time. So...what do I have to work with?

It was nothing a little mouth-to-mouth couldn't solve.

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T_Smith
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So, after I left with Megan, did you manage to fix your date with Heather? (if these are anybodys names i didnt know, i just thought of them)

Michael Jackson vs Mickaully Caulkin (sp)

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claytonia the absurd
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Judge: "Please read the next matter to come before this court."

It's my topic, and I just don't think you belong here.

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T_Smith
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So what are you planning on telling me on your thread?

Dont forget to smile when you ask the President that question.

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Dan_raven
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Boxers or Briefs?

tighty whitey.

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Centurion
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What's with all the sheets?

hick convention

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Dan_raven
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Where can I get a good hickey?

Be nice or don't be here.

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DeathofBees
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Honey, you know I hate the French seaside! Why did you drag me down here?

Ooh! La, la!

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T_Smith
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So, what exactly did you say during the panty raid?

It tastes like crap.

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jehovoid
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Here! Taste this baked crap!

Ralphie wears sandals!!

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T_Smith
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Did I just see Ralphie go by in a pair of 6 foot platform shoes?

Eat it dang it!

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DeathofBees
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What is this flaming whale carcass doing here?

From every crevice.

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T_Smith
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AHHHH WHERE ARE THESE BEETLES COMING FROM?!?

You cant do that without feeding me a hotdog.

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Dan_raven
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Well my Korean friend, do you want desert?

Oh, Canada.

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T_Smith
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Its cold, its white, and I just saw a hockey puck fly past me. Where in the world are we?

Write me a new page.

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jebus202
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Muahahahahaha 1500th post.

Does a little dance.

[This message has been edited by jebus202 (edited August 08, 2002).]

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T_Smith
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What does santa clause do when he hears Jingle Bell Rock?

Show off.

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Dan_raven
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Show me what you use to combat West Nile Virus.

I think its West Nile.

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T_Smith
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Where did you send the 4000 nuclear warheads?!

Jingle Balls.

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DeathofBees
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What's a bagpiper's favorite Christmas tune?

I'm dead sexy!

[This message has been edited by DeathofBees (edited August 08, 2002).]

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Dan_raven
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What is the number one Necrophilia pickup line?

I'm too sexy for my hair.

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Doug J
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Why did you shave your head?

It's all about the money, baby.

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Dan_raven
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Bill Gates is writing a book about the child he is making out of new twenty dollar bills.

A pun is a terrible thing to waste.

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T_Smith
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Why have some of these thread not been deleted yet?

Yikes, I better get to the gym.

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Fael
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Have you seen where your last doughnut went?

Slippery and smooth

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:Locke
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How was the grasshopper peanut butter?

Ican'tstoptalkingandmovingandturningthetvonandoffandonandoffandonandoffandonandoff...

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Fael
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What happened when you doubled your dose?

In my honest opinion, NO

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Maethoriell
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Are you smart?

She's a super freak!

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Dan_raven
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Who's that girl flying around up there with the beard and the tattoos?

Tattoo me big boy.

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Kwea
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What did the scotsman say to papamoose?

can't sleep, the clowns will get me...

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T_Smith
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Whats with all the caffine?

Yeah, he started it a few minutes ago.

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claytonia the absurd
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I heard Ses Adoms's brain went on the fritz, so he ordered one of those ACME home lobotomy kits. Did you hear about that?

It's not just for newbies anymore.

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Ses Adoms
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Yup.

Dang thing didn't come with instructions though.

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Ghost Of Maethoriell
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Will I ever understand the opposite sex???

I'll be back..

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Dan_raven
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We smuggled this horse costume into prison. Now, do you want to be the front end of the horse or the back?

Hey folks, lets give the prison a break.

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Kwea
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Should we send Martha Stewart to prison?

and to think I trusted you!

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LadyDove
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I just picked-up your chainmail underwear from the cleaners. Do they look smaller to you?

TTFN.. Tah Tah for now!

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Dan_raven
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At this time in your life, what is it that you look for in a good female friend?

Tater Tots are my favorite.

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ae
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You eat children for breakfast? Whose?

Only the monstrous anger of the guns.

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Dan_raven
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What can we do to defeat the Monsterous Anger of the bows and arrows?

I suggest an anger management course.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you deliberately trying to kill this thread???

Yes, to my everlasting shame.

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Dan_raven
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To whom should I send these pictures of a naked Martha Stewart?

This idea seems to be loosing appeal.

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Fael
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What do you think of the Ad for making your own orange juice?

It's a naked Viking!!

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