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lilsciencepimp
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So what did your girlfriend say when you pulled out the ring last night?

Gee...I wonder.

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Dan_raven
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H: Who do you think G will marry?

Bungee Running

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Polemarch
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What do you get when you combine the olympics and extreme sports?

What does this button do?

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Tweedy
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I don't know... what does THIS button do?

It means the end of the world as we know it.

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Chess
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I got a girlfriend!

"Red,Red Wiinnne..."

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Tweedy
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What did you smear in your hair again?

The real killer, is you.

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LadyDove
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"Hello. I'm Jeeves, the butler."

I need a vacation!

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Dr. Mobius
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Your going to work Saturday, right?

I don't think so, Tim.

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Bob_Scopatz
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God bless us, everyone?

Redrum!

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LadyDove
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Hmmm... what should we pierce next?

They still think the earth is flat.

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ae
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Why are those people constructing a gargantuan WonderBra?

Let the Wookie win.

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Chani
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what if I don't want to lose my arms?

screw science, and math.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Which two fields of study are most relevant to the manufacture of metal fasteners?

Alien goo, or a left-over shake from McDonalds.

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Hobbes
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What were George Lucas's Orgin's?

Me.

Hobbes

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Dan_raven
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What comes after doe and Ray?

Who's on first.

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Leto II
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Who's on first?

No, What's on second.

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Hobbes
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What the Heck?

Uh, that would be Bob Holston.

Hobbes

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Bob_Scopatz
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Say, who's that guy, you know, the one with the thing, and he does that stuff, you know?

It's a dongle.

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ae
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What's that thing between the dingle and the dangle?

Oh my God, it's a mountain lion!

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Bob_Scopatz
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And now, Adam, what name will you give this creature?

It was furry, tall, and grunted whenever it moved.

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Ophelia
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What was your first husband like?

9 out of 10 doctors recommend it.

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NdRa
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Why do you wipe your @ss with sand paper?

You must be very quiet when swirling it.

[edit: spelling as usual]

[This message has been edited by NdRa (edited June 10, 2002).]

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Polemarch
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Why did you get that silenced blender?

Nooooo!! My walnuts!

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Bob_Scopatz
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:: opens medicine cabinet ::
Got any aspirin?
:: nuts go tumbling everywhere ::

Janis Joplin's Greatest Hits, of course.

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jehovoid
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You chose what for the soundtrack to Mother Theresa's biographical documentary?

I'm including that in my second book, "More of That About Which I Know."

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Fossil
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Where are you going to stick that goofy picture of you yelling at a cloud?

Go to chat....go to chat....

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Bob_Scopatz
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What is the web equivalent of telling spirits to "go to the light...go to the light..."?

A blank check.

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jehovoid
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Who's the second worse person, after the Polak, to compete on a game show? [cheezy rim shot in the background]

8 ball, corner pocket.

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:Locke
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Is there a hole in your pocket and are you happy to see me?

Rinse, lather, repeat. Always repeat.

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Dan_raven
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What do I do after I rinse and lather?

Beach Ball Bunny

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Polemarch
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Quick! Make up a phrase in which every word starts with the letter B!

And Alderan's not far away, it's californication...

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jehovoid
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How much further do we have? Let me see the map-- oh my God! What is that movie producer doing with those two girls and that circus bear on the unicycle with the plunger, W-D40, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, the man with the nose bleed, and the remains of the elephant man!?

[I had to punch it up a little to make the joke work]

One lump, thank you.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you get when you "punch it up a little?"

The White Tornado!

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Dan_raven
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What do you get when a cyclone hits the whitewash factory?

Cleveland and Dayton

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Polemarch
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What is there in Ohio? Anything?

ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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LadyDove
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What did the Mad Conductor say right before the train jumped the tracks?

Only your hairdresser knows for sure.

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Rruk
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Does anyone know how to cover or take out this blue dye?

Bowser

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Doug J
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Who is your favorite in Super Smahs Bros. Melee?

I've got the cd.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Do you have LOVE IN YOUR LIFE?

His name's a palindrome.

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Rruk
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Can't you say anything good about Bob?

Out from under his toenail.

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Rruk
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Where did he get that thread-killing potion he gave me?

Oh, no, not the 70's!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Hey, wanna listen to my Hendrix 8-track?

I have the certificate right here.

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:Locke
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You fit eleven cheerios in your nose?

He was found strangled on his Windows mouse.

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Dan_raven
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Tell me Watson, how was Mr. Gates murdered?

Bill and Ted

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Bob_Scopatz
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Now, who can we get to pull this off?

A BIC lighter.

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jehovoid
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Ok, Bob. If my calculations are correct, you're about to be launched back in time to about 150,000 years ago. At this point, homo erectus is still very agressive and not advanced at all. What would you like to bring along to ensure your survival if you happen to fall in among a tribe of them?

[Yes, I'm baiting him, but I want to be sure that he catches on.]

Dazed and confused.

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Dr. Mobius
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Q: Hey! That looks like YOU in that gay porno! Hey man, you feeling ok?

A: WTF

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Dan_raven
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What are the initials of the last three days of the week, before the weekend?

Once upon a midnight dreery.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, how was your date?

That's my name, don't wear it out.

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Dan_raven
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Baa, baa, baa, baa-baa, baBob
[1/2 octave higher]
Baa, baa, baa, baa-baa, baBob
[1/2 octave even higher]
Baa, baa, baa, baa-baa, baBob
BaBob, BaBob. BaBobby boy!

Post Office Box Pi-R-Squared.

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