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Bob_Scopatz
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Who should play Thor in the upcoming movie version of Ender's Game?

Diesel, Vin Diesel.

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Frisco
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Your car runs on a combination of diesel and acetic acid? What do they call the fuel for that thing?

Yeah...we had to use all seven rolls of duct tape, though.

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Dan_raven
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Did you have fun on your honeymoon?

Oh, there's the hamster.

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Yebor1
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#What is that moving in your pants?

The tides of darkness

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Frisco
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Man...what'll I use to get these darn grass stains out of my jeans?

It was powerful and gripping.

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Dan_raven
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#What is that moving in your pants?

So I'm a copy cat.

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The Reader
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You managed to make an exact replica of Michalangelos David, but what's with all the paw prints?

Not to good, Billy Joe.

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LadyDove
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How did you do on that English quiz, Sally Jane?

That's one funky dude!

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Yebor1
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You managed to make an exact replica of Michalangelos David, but what's with all the paw prints?

So I'm a copy cat

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Doug J
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I'm a copy cat.

A long, hot bath......

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T_Smith
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What's a good cure for Noobitus?

Eat the pie!!

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Dan_raven
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I've hidden the secret message in this number I've taken out to 400 places. Noone will think to check it for a code, but if they do, do you know what you must do Agent .314?

Algebra and Geometry are good examples.

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Narnia
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So what are some of the key elements in this secret weapon you're developing to use against Britney Spears?

I was one of the Bee Gees.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you so gibb all the time?

Perfectly acceptable behavior...for a baboon.

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Dan_raven
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What do you think of my new dance?

Zsa Zsa's Papa did the Cha Cha with Raja.

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DeathofBees
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When Boutros Boutros Ghali ordered the Mahi-Mahi and Yo Yo Ma had the Couscous, what was happening by the bandstand?

That was a lulu!

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Dr. Mobius
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Who was that?

When pigs fly...

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Dan_raven
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When should I wear this special titanium hardhat and gasmask combination?

When OSC posts on this thread.

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:Locke
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Will you marry me?

If only I could find my pants...

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T_Smith
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You snuck into my room thinking I was my sister and your not running away?

Poor Faramir.

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Frisco
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Man...your spelling is really bad. What did your father do for a living, again?

It was really dark...but I HEARD everything.

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Fael
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The pond is drained, the garden destroyed, yet you say the budweiser frogs and lizards were partying when a fight broke out that caused all the damage. How could you tell it was a foggy Moonless night?

The Lord of the Earth rose up and mountains were born.

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Bob_Scopatz
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All right then, if the dog didn't dig up the garden, what's your explanation?

I changed my cursor to look like a sperm whale.

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Dan_raven
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What's the first thing you did when you connected to the 1 mile wide flat screen monitor?

Bigger is not neccisarilly better.

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Hobbes
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Well, what should I have said when she offered me a 10 pound Zucchini soaked in vinegar?

The Cousins are back.

Hobbes

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Dan_raven
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What is the cause of the horrible noise?

It was the dog.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Would you mind telling me why every cop in a three-county area is parked in our driveway?

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

NOTE: DAN!!! that was FUNNY!!!!

Ooops, I was responding to the same one Dan did. Dan, I was saying your previous one was funny. Not this one where you tried to usurp my spot by sneaking in ahead of me.!!!!

[This message has been edited by Bob_Scopatz (edited August 15, 2002).]

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ludosti
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What are you planning to give out for Halloween?

The wicked witch of the west.

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Rolf Singer
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Sorry dear, who did you say you parked the house on???

It wasn't that colour when I put it in the fridge.

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LadyDove
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Honey, are you sure you want the GREEN jello?

White chocolate, strawberries and a napkin.

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Dan_raven
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What is the ultimate aphrodisiac?

I let the dogs out.

(Thanks Bob, could you tell I was monitoring shopping that day?)

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Yebor1
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what was that smell comming from your shoes?

pickles and gin.

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Rolf Singer
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what are we getting your mother for christmas again?????

only if they tie me down and tickle me with the whole chicken.

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Dr. Mobius
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Are you ticklish?

I've got Shadow Puppets and you fools have to wait until monday.

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Dan_raven
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Why do you look as smug as Kenneth Lay did when he told his employees not to sell stock last year?

What goes up must come down, hard, with a thud.

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T_Smith
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Should I jump off my roof onto this trampoline and see if I could land in the pool?

Mmmmm, Deep Fat Fried Watermelon.

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Dan_raven
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What shall we have for dinner in honor of the 25th anniversary of Elvis's death?

Why yes, those are blue suede shoes.

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Dr. Mobius
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What are those things on your feet?

The "Blue Screen of Death" just ate my homework.

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T_Smith
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So, how's the Steven King essay going?

Im a genius, but I dont know how to spell it.

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Zevlag
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So what's your IQ?

This is longer than Pats two word thread!!!

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claytonia the absurd
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[two men in a public bathroom]

Guy A: No really, I'm way bigger than you.
Guy B: Sure you are.
Guy A: This is touching porcelain right now. What about yours?

I don't think so, slappy.

[Edited to remove a question in the answer spot. Oops.]

[This message has been edited by claytonia the absurd (edited August 19, 2002).]

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Doug J
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What's my fault?

Let it rain...

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The Reader
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The weather outside is soggy/ In the morning it will be foggy/ It will always bring arthritis pain... How do I finish this little poem?

Running from the police doesn't actually mean you have to run.

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Dan_raven
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Dillinger's last interview:
"Mr. Dillinger, the police and FBI are hot on your trail, yet you and the babe in red stop for a movie. Why?"

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queens gotta a gun.

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T_Smith
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Wow, does she look like Carrie or what?

Stupid fate, quit picking on me.

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Frisco
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Well, Mr. Fate...you say it'll be Hatrack's most obnoxious poster that finally kills the "Begging the Question" thread?

A sleeping bag filled with barbeque sauce.

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T_Smith
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Cannibal: So how did you get this tourist to be so tastey?

Im a lover, not a killer.

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claytonia the absurd
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Hey T_Smith, do you think you finally killed the "begging the question" thread?

Yes, but please don't touch that albatross.

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Fael
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Do you want me to untie that rope around your neck?

I have 10 bottles of paint and can meet you in an hour.

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Dan_raven
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Somebody wrote "Death to Dune, Long live Star Wars" on the Spice Towers. Can you help me cover it up.?

I said crossover episodes, not crossdresser episodes.

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