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T_Smith
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Why arent you wearing YOUR dress?

Im here for the beer.

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Briesis
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Why did you show up at my party? you know I can't stand you!

I think a nice green one would do fine, thanks!

[This message has been edited by Briesis (edited August 24, 2002).]

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T_Smith
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So, what color sweater are you expecting grandma to send you this year?

Im getting a negative vibe all of a sudden.

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Briesis
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Why have you stopped? Go ahead and eat it. I promise it takes just like chicken!

The process is long and involved, should take about 3 days.

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T_Smith
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How long is it going to take you to sober up and get out of my house?

See, theres your problem! You can't have friends when you do that.

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Kwea
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Just because I haven't showered in 5 days...

It's made of spam.

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T_Smith
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So you made a statue of OSC? Did you make it out of marble or granite?

I fail to see your point.

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Briesis
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What is this pinkish gunk dripping from my sandwhich?

I don't know but it's gotta hurt!

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Dan_raven
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He's been signing books for days. How can his hands stand it?

Hey, he's ambidexterous.

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HonoreDB
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Why are there two lines forming?

Before the rain.

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T_Smith
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Did you lose your SP book before or after the rain?

Look into my eyes.

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HonoreDB
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Do you think I'm a freak, mommy?

No, that's the surprise ending.

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T_Smith
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Wait a minute, wasn't Obi-wan was Luke's father?

You need more hair for that.

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Pixie
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Do you think I could play Rapunzel?

Sorry, we don't carry those here.

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Chess
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I was wondering if you had something in my size, maybe a fur coat?
(clerk thinks to self we don't have elephant fur, that's the only thing that would fit you)
Clerk's response:

You know, I knew somebody that aacually weighed that much.

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T_Smith
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Did you know my cousin weighs 375 pounds and he is 18?

Peach cobbler and a shoe.

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Chess
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This is good apple pie, what is the secret ingredient?

I wish you wouldn't discriminate against me.

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jehovoid
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Could you be a dear and drink out of the other water fountain, please?

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head.

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Human
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Why are you all wet?

No, I'm Austin Powers.

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Dan_raven
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His name is Bond, Jame Bond.

I am not a number!

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claytonia the absurd
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Capt. Picard: Make it so, number one!

I cannot believe the mustard's off the hot dog.

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Frisco
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Did you ever get all the condiments off of your sexy French Poodle?

Sorry, I couldn't let it die.

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Paul
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Sixteen hundred posts in one thread?! WHy did you let this happen?

Screw the drow!

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Frisco
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Were you typing into the mirror again?niaga rorrim eht otni gnipyt uoy ereW

I'd go with a 9-iron.

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T_Smith
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Whats the most effective way to knock out tiger woods?

Smells like Nirvana.

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Maethoriell
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Is that Weird Al???..he dunno what he's singing, eh?

Blab.

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somedeadguy
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What does bacon smell like?

the monkey

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T_Smith
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Should I go blab on my sister, or play with the monkey?

I noticed that.

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Ford Prefect
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Did you know you have a knife embedded in your arm?

half of a towel.

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Frisco
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What did you get each of the Siamese twins for Christmas?

Only on weekends and at weddings.

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Ford Prefect
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When does the minister work?

A 3-foot replica of Alcatraz.

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Frisco
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What does your hamster cage look like?

I was shot in the face with a firehose.

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T_Smith
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You look like you were beaten with the ugly stick. What happened?

Someone lied to you.

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Ford Prefect
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Someone told me that you could make me look beautiful, is that right?

Fire. And lots of it.

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Frisco
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What do you suggest to get rid of our gopher problem?

3000 dollars worth of ice cubes.

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Ford Prefect
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What did you buy with your $1 mil. lottery winnings, President Bush?

Chewing on a telephone cord.

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Dan_raven
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You cannot eat up your long distance bill by...

I am not making a collect call, so go away.

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Ford Prefect
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What did the girl finally say to Carrot-Top?

75 miles of string, cut into 1 inch sections.

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Frisco
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Hey! Haven't seen you for a few weeks. Where've you been, and what's that you're chanting to your scissors?

Hmmm...it was only a zit four days ago.

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ae
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The President has come a long way, no?

By the power of Greyskull!

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Frisco
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Is your dad still trying to start the lawnmower? What's that he's yelling?

I fell down a lot.

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claytonia the absurd
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I heard you had that surgery to make your feet removable. Was it hard to get used to?

If she says she did, then you know she really didn't, but if she says she didn't, then maybe she did.

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Dan_raven
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What have you learned from watching the Anna Nicole show?

That is the biggest waste of the airwaves since Clintons third State of the Union address.

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T_Smith
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How do you feel about American Idol?

Its bound to glitch.

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Maethoriell
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What's bound to happen to Hatrack?

This shall self-destruct in..

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Frisco
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What does it say, Inspector Gadget?

Monkeys. Every damn one of them.

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2
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How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What happen?

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is this your first time waking up in a Las Vegas hotel bathtub filled with ice and finding yourself minus one kidney?

Simply irresistable.

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Human
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Can you describe Human's personality?

Ugh, not another vison.

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Dan_raven
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I have to proof read "The Love Life of an Average Hatracker" by Human and the stupid printer got all the V's and B's mixed up.

Sorry Human, it was too easy.

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