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Frisco
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Somebody's going around beating wise-asses over the head with socks filled with quarters?

The tables are turned!

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Dan_raven
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Well its us and the good furniture against the Evil Amoir and his army of Evil furniture. What, the Tables are now attacking us. What has happened?

Wood is flamable you know.

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Ophelia
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*squeals* Oliver is soooo hot! Wait--why is he on fire?

Lance Lance Revolution

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Frisco
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I know you love medieval weapons AND the Beatles, Mr. Bond, but that's no reason to change your name to....what did you say?

I have an open mind.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's that big hole in your skull?

I gave at the office.

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Frisco
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Nice shirt, Monica. What does it say?

I can't see any reason not to.

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T_Smith
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Hey, ya wanna go jump in a bin of burning garbage?

I listen to it over and over again.

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Icarus
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So you liked Mr. Lott's speech?

It's here in my Algebra book.

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Dan_raven
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Lo, I have been sent upon a quest of grave concern. To find the meaning of life, the universe, and everything I have traveled far and searched deep. Where can these mysteries be explained? Where can I find the answers?

Do not look in the big bright box underneath the christmas tree.

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ludosti
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Where is that horrible smell coming from?

Christmas is my favorite time of year.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Hey, nice sniper rifle. What's it for?

I wanted a doggie sled!

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Cedrios
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You don't like jelly-covered toys?

A Pattern so grand, yet complex.

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Frisco
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So...you're learning Morse Code?

I told you we should've gotten a parakeet.

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katharina
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Did Elmer open the box from his aunt Pandora?

Business cards usually work.

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Dan_raven
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In the Card family, there are the playing Cards like Geoff, who play games for a living, and the Reading Cards like Uncle Orson who write. What other Cards are there and what do they do.

The final analysis shows--not much.

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Frisco
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How'd your CAT Scan go?

I'd love to...except I hate you.

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Fael
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Would you marry me?

Not tonight it's cancelled.

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Chess
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Can you feel the love tonight?

I can't help it that I touch myself.

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Dan_raven
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Do you always hurt the one you love?

That would be self defeating.

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Frisco
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You're sawing your legs off at the ankles?!

Monkeys. It was so embarassing.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Who'd you get to write your term paper for you?

If I'd thought of that, I wouldn't be here!

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Chess
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What you tried to install windows on a MAC???

If it didn't require work.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Would you like to be President of the United States?

51 pages and still going strong.

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Fael
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So you are now a PhD! How did that happen?

I can't get them all together, they just don't listen

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Frisco
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You're trying to organize all Hatrackers to boycott the "Begging the Question" thread?

That's a lot of chicken fingers.

[This message has been edited by Frisco (edited December 13, 2002).]

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Dan_raven
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Muahahahahaha. I've genetically enginered a super chicken with 75 lbs of breast meat. The bad news is, it has 57 fingers.

I am giving her the Clapper for Christmas.

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Chess
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Didn't she take that away from the kids?

HEY, We all do it sometime.

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Xavier
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Just seeing which page I will end up on.

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Frisco
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How could you? You're a priest!

Yeah, but it makes a cool hat.

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Chess
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Is that your mom's dress? Does she know you have it?

It was in her pants that I did it.

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ae
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You did that just to get in her pants, didn't you?

No, really. OSC is the Anti-Christ.

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Chess
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Did you just say that to piss me off?

I hate your hat rack it's so stupid!
Now I love my hatrack.

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T_Smith
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Man, I need lyrics for this stupid song. Mind coming up with some?

He's got my respet. After all, He's got more Bawls than any one else here.

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Frisco
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You still irked at Leto for ripping you a new one for your spelling, or are you just upset that he stole David and his brother?

It's as good an excuse as any to grow a mohawk.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Wow, you're 1/64th Cherokee?

Can I just get the Reader's Digest version?

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Frisco
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How could you not want to read all 3,763 books in the Dune series?

It wasn't anything duct tape couldn't fix.

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T_Smith
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You got your arm sawed off!?!

Nope, no ones asked me that before.

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hansenj
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I'm sure you get asked this all the time, but...how do you balance with such a long nose??

The goldfish did it.

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Xavier
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So after years of paying people to look for the "real killer", what did O.J. find out?

Photophosphorilation.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How DO you get your teeth to look so bright?

She got a husbandectomy.

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stone_maiden
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Q: Why does she look so happy?

A: Apparently, swamp gas is good for you.

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Diosmel Duda
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Have I told you how...uh...great...you look today?

A pillar of light came down beside the tree and made him shine.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true that extraterrestrials like Earth people because of our shoe care services?

It's a dream come true!

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Dan_raven
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We've placed a hidden camera at the Wenches meeting. What do you think about that?

Evil is as evil does.

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ae
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I think life is like a box of imprisoned souls, writhing in excruciating pain amidst fire and brimstone, where they shall languish until I finally extinguish their puny existences in a final supernova of searing agony. Does that make me evil?

Talk o' nimbleness, look at Mrs Osgood.

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Diosmel Duda
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Say what?

Sure, if TTT puts me in a good mood.

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fugu13
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Would you like to dress up as elven wenches and walk around the city visiting coffee houses?

Send me the bill and the legs.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why did you break my table?

Origami-based computing.

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Dan_raven
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What should I do with this new Paper Thin flat screen monitor?

I spy by my little eye some ham on rye.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Who's that drunk actor and what's he drinking?

Penguins and dirigibles.

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