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Eomer
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I knew we had nothing in common...we're like...like...oh, what am I looking for?

It's all in the way she moves.


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Why did you buy your wife a U-Haul franchise?

I'll have to let that percolate.


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I know you're a good punster, Bob...but there's nothing similar about teapots and onanism. Think about it, will ya?

But I like them flat.


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Could you fix those notes in measure 14 and 23? They're a little off...


Candy Canes and Toy Soldiers.


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How are we going to win this war?

I found it in my pants, and it seemed the perfect thing to give to you.


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Freckles
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So what did Dilbert's boss say after giving him the award?

Bud-weis-ERK


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On VHI's Where are they now. The last words from those famous advertising frogs as they sat a bit to close to the road....


Road Pizza normally doesn't have pepperoini on it.


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Bob_Scopatz
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What is the single entry in the Hitchhiker's Guide to Southern States under "dining out?"


If anyone can, pelican!


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Diosmel Duda
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Who can defeat the all-powerful dirigible?

Absitively posolutely.


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Have you started early on the spiked eggnog?

It happened during the Hatrack Holiday Party.


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When did you lose your virginity?

So...that's the way it's gonna be. I guess I can play by those rules...*evil cackle*


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Bob_Scopatz
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Wanna play Calvin Ball?


It's the pinnacle of ergonomic design.


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Do you like my new head-sized leech?

It's less of a physical manifestation of my ego than a tooth that looks like Richard Nixon.


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Frisco
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I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. Did you just say something about something resembling D*#@ in your mouth?

I'm sorry. But not THAT sorry.

[This message has been edited by Frisco (edited December 19, 2002).]


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Since that last question was a little inappropriate, why don't you change it to, "Hey, how come you don't smile so much?"

He fell down shortly after.


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flyby
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So did Julius win the nobel piece prize?

They always do.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Do they doo wop?

We like to refer to it as "the cloud of Turin."


(special to Frisco -- you're better than that.

How about changing it to:

Why are your teeth so crooked?


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Dan_raven
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Hey Turin, what is that awful smell?


Gas. I definately smell Gas. I think its neon.


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What have you been snorting?!

I dropped a chunk of liver on the floor.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Do you always laugh that hard?

I thought it'd be a good investment.


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What on earth inspired you to spend your life's savings on Transformer toys and comic books?


The doctor says it's a rabbit.

[This message has been edited by Deirdre (edited December 19, 2002).]


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solo
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What is that thing stuck in your nostril?

I think it's a sausage.


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You must have been pretty drunk last night.. what IS that thing hanging from your neck?

He flunked the triathlon.


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Why does he have training wheels on swim trunks?

It's a pen cap.


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What gift did you give OSC for Christmas that he became so mad at you upon receiving it?

A flock of them.


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What do you call a group of clowns?

Maybe someday.


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Doug J
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When will this thread die?

I'm a bit short.....


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Bob_Scopatz
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Would you like to donate to the Church of Bobology?

As long as it's a carbon-based lifeform.


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What do you think about going on a blind date?

No, the Nematodian Empress gave it to me, the Pelican just laughed.


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Is that a pelican hickie?

Pound sand!


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We've had Desert Storm, Destert Shield, What is the code name of the next Iraq invasion plan?

Kill the Rabbit.


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Unfortunately, the recipe calls for 4 lucky rabbit's feet, and all i have is 2.... what should i do?

And then all the nerds with glasses chanted, "Yu-Gi-Oh!"


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Your saying that during The Battle for Helms Deep someone yelled out "Gotta Catch 'Em All!"?

You gotta admit, though. My death was pretty cool.

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You didn't get any Vampire action! Why aren't you crying?


But I wanted the purple one!


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Dan_raven
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Doctor, here is the sample you requested.


That is the worst sample I've ever tasted.


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How was the ice cream?

I think that's a lullaby.


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(arg! I got beat!)

[This message has been edited by MyrddinFyre (edited December 20, 2002).]


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What does the phrase "kill, plunder, destroy" mean to you?

I'd only play if it ran on diesel fuel!


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Are you going to play that pacman?

The cop ran down the hill but no one saw him.


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What's the most tragic part of the whole "Jack and Jill" story?


Batteries not included.


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What is the greatestest movie ever?

Harry Potter and the Gigantic Problem.


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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the episode called when Harry finally goes through puberty?


She were a white whale! A white whale I tells ye!


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So your mother came for the holidays?

(sorry, that was a bit low...)

I know I shouldn't, but I'm going to.


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You're going to go see The Hot Chick?

Wow... thats really potent. You should go see a professional about that.


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Check out this abscess, does it look bad?

I need scissors! 61!


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WHAT?! How many Christmas presents do you have to wrap, yet?

I tried that once...but the goldfish died.


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You ever tried fresh fish water for that wart?

She broke my banana.


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Why are you playing air guitar and having your wife sing into a cucumber?

<You didn't think I could turn that one into something withOUT sexual connotations, did you?>


Perched on high, where else?

edit to add "OUT". Ooops.

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Where is Raven today?

A humble bug is a humbug.


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That insect was very contrite about walking through my dough and here at Christmas too. Just what was he?


I don't have time, I am tied up at the moment


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