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Human
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What're you doing with that transvestite?

Oh no...not the 2000th post.

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T_Smith
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Do you realize that after 30 miles of making a fence we've reached the 2000th post?

I soaked up the sun.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What did you do with your infinite supply of Bounty® Paper Towels?

My eyedrops didn't work.

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Frisco
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Why are you dipping your contacts in iced tea?

Using a tube sock would just be silly.

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Dan_raven
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Her tube top split so I am giving her this. It's a Tube and it is clothing, right?

Squeeze me please.

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:Locke
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Hey, mister, could you spare a quarter?

Hier kommt die sonne.

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Doug J
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Say that again?

...Because they are comfortable.

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Dan_raven
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Why did you wear salmon on your feet?

Its all has to do with the Arch support.

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Hobbes
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Why are you wearing Rome on your feet?

Well, chimps are known to do that sometimes.

Hobbes

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Frisco
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What's that monkey doing? Is he trying to turn this into an onanism thread?

I thought she said pianist.

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Dan_raven
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My wife loves listening to music in bed. I heard her tell a friend on the phone that every night she ends up going to sleep with the worlds smallest pianist.

Watch your language young man.

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Centurion
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What the hell is that?

Ghosts in drawers.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's worse than poltergeists in lingerie?

A puka shell necklace would be perfect.

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The Reader
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How about a vomit pearl bracelet?

I admit, I exploded the egg in the microwave.

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Knobe
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Who made the expolding Omlet?

We check our list to see if we are naughy or nice.

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Centurion
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What's the fat guy doing?

The last thing Fat Albert said.

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T_Smith
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Why do you always go around saying "Hey Hey Hey! Im gonna die today!"?

There is something on that cheese.

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Centurion
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What is that brown thing?

Why's she always powdering her nose?

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Please, you'll have to excuse my mother. She had to powder her nose, work three jobs to feed our family, accept the Nobel Prize for Peace, build homes for the homeless and invent gravity.

Tony thinks I should quit my job at McDonald's. But I kinda like it.

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Centurion
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Why are you twirling that stupid hat?

Aaagh!

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Emperor Palpatine
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Isn't that Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day?

Well, that was unexpected.

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The Reader
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What did the admins say upon discovering that "Begging the Question" is actually popular?

Oohh I hate that rabbit! Get me a drink.

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Centurion
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What did Elmer Fudd say when his contract expired?

The weather looks okay.

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:Locke
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Go to hell!

It grabbed me with styrofoam tentacles, and from the depths of its deep moans I distinctly heard the word 'meme'.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How could you tell it was really a Philosophy Club project instead of a honest-to-goodness giant man-eating pretzel.

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Hobbes
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Answer (for Bob, *cough*): That's one heck of a long steel rod!

Hobbes

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Leonide
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What's chapter four in the book of "Popular Construction Worker Compliments: For the Hard Hat in your Life"?

Mairzy Doats and Dozey Doats and Little Lamzy Divey...

[This message has been edited by Leonide (edited January 18, 2003).]

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Centurion
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Who are the inbreeders playing with their cousin?

Things we thought we thought last month.

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Maethoriell
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What were you thinking??

That's mentally scarful..

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Dan_raven
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What did you think of the book, "Telepathy for Dummies?"

Stupid is as stupid does.

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raventh1
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What is Tom Hanks' favorite line from 'Forrest Gump'?

Contraband found outside in the barn leads me to believe that some people broke into your barn, milked your cows, stole some eggs, and then left to find other barns.

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Frisco
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What are you doing with that Hawaiian shirt, and why do my bulls look so happy?

I used to, but it chafed my inner thighs.

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Centurion
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What are the police doing here?

Bob's wearing a pink tutu and twirling to it's a small world.

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T_Smith
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Hey, sorry Im late to your party. Has anything interesting happened yet?

I will carry this chicken, though I do not know the way.

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Centurion
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Did you bring the sacrifice?

Another day in paradise.

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jeniwren
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How does it feel to work in the factory that makes those car accessory fuzzy dice?

A barrette, a barretta, and a beret.

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Dan_raven
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You say you didn't get a good look at the robbers face. Ok. What was she wearing?

I don't get no respect.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you give me an example of a double negative that's not a positive?

John Barleycorn must die!

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Dan_raven
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Dear Abby.
I am trying to color my white shoes a lovely shade of Chartruese. What should I do.
Signed, John Barleycorn

The Male Muse

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JohnKeats
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How do you write such masculine poetry?

This isn't really as hard as it looks.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is there some reason I can only think of "dirty" questions to go with that answer?

Buns of steel.

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Tammy
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What was the name again of that exercise video that Bob_Scopatz put out in the early 90's?

Itsy bitsy teeny weany yellow polka dot bikini.

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The Reader
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What did Ronald McDonald wear to the beach?

That explains the message on my answering machine.

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Leonide
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After they kidnapped me they said they called your house to ask for the ransom -- why didn't you help me?!?!

When I dance, the Lord weeps.

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T_Smith
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Daughter of the Lord of Buxenberry, how beautiful do you dance?

Im not going to fall for that again.

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DeathofBees
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The red pill or the blue?

It reminds me of Tasty Wheat.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How did you like our new Soylent Blue?

Perfect, except for that one thing.

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Centurion
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Sorry about the loss of the arm. Other than that, how did you like the new grenades?

Jacks, ball, and pick-up sticks without the black stick.

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Leonide
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What are the three most useless items in the world?

If only they still sold chicken hats.

edit: am amused that this is the 1776 post...birth of a nation, no?

[This message has been edited by Leonide (edited September 18, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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Arrr. What's wrong with me pirate fashion sense?

Avast ye scurvey dog!

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