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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Raia
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posted September 25, 2003 07:25 PM
Did you say you eat CHILDREN?!?!
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted September 25, 2003 07:41 PM
How was your first burnination?
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rivka
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posted September 25, 2003 09:39 PM
We had ten pounds of almonds. What did you DO with all of them?
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Dan_raven
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posted September 26, 2003 04:56 PM
What is your opinion of the curse word "D@#$"
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peterh
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posted September 26, 2003 05:00 PM
Who smells like cheese and turnips?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted September 27, 2003 07:29 PM
In which pile do these confidential documents go?
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Narnia
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posted September 27, 2003 07:31 PM
You want some barbeque?
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Dan_raven
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posted September 27, 2003 08:26 PM
I'm still hungry. Who didn't bring snack?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted September 27, 2003 08:27 PM
What is that green stuff on the bottom of you're shoe??
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 29, 2003 02:04 AM
Here, would you like this 144 pounds of fresh sheep poop?
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Mr.Funny
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posted September 29, 2003 10:02 AM
Why were you practicing your trumpet!?!??!?!?! Were you TRYING to wake me up?????
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Yebor1
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posted September 29, 2003 02:57 PM
Who had the last post in that thread killer thread?
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Dan_raven
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posted September 29, 2003 05:26 PM
After that 24 hour Monty Python marathon, what do you want to do now?
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jehovoid
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posted September 29, 2003 05:44 PM
Why did Adam and Eve wait so long to have children?
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Godric
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posted September 29, 2003 06:34 PM
Two things you can always count on?
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ikantspel
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posted September 29, 2003 08:30 PM
I need some cash, what would you recommend?need it, I can quit whenever I want.
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rivka
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posted September 29, 2003 08:36 PM
What's this I hear about you being addicted to Hatcrack?
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Scythrop
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posted September 29, 2003 09:33 PM
Do I have to carry this Llama much further?
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Her Royal Sweekiness
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posted September 29, 2003 10:05 PM
What are you doing with that hamster?
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Narnia
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posted September 29, 2003 10:11 PM
What is that huge round thing I'm seeing through their living room window??
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 29, 2003 11:05 PM
Is that pig going to make another long distance call?
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Mr.Funny
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posted September 30, 2003 01:25 AM
How many times have you been stabbed by a giant toothpick and then thrown out of the front door?
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Da_Goat
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posted September 30, 2003 01:27 AM
So, Gus, are we havin' steak tuh-night?else on this blasted Earth!
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ikantspel
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posted September 30, 2003 04:31 AM
Is the microwave broken again?
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Dan_raven
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posted September 30, 2003 12:21 PM
What do you yell when my Rottweiler named Bad Comment tries to chew on your favorite collectable action figure?
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 01, 2003 09:52 AM
What's the name of that kid we saw covered in fluffy goose feathers yesterday?
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Caleb Varns
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posted October 01, 2003 10:23 AM
So, is this your first time getting facial reconstructive surgery?
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Petra'sDaughter
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posted October 01, 2003 12:04 PM
Why do you guys always forget to zip up your britches?
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T_Smith
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posted October 01, 2003 12:11 PM
President Bush, what's your main plan in helping America after you get Iraq squared away?
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Petra'sDaughter
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posted October 01, 2003 12:16 PM
How can I stop hearing all these voices in my head?!?
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T_Smith
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posted October 01, 2003 12:21 PM
What's a catchy slogan for hackers this year?
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Petra'sDaughter
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posted October 01, 2003 12:23 PM
Was that you I saw on the jumbo vision eating three hotdogs at once?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 01, 2003 12:39 PM
Daddy, can I do the Hokey Pokey please? I know its dancing and dancing is a sin, but I'm just sticking my left hand in, pleassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted October 01, 2003 02:24 PM
Why don't you listen when I talk to you?!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 01, 2003 02:56 PM
Is it true that we're going to try wean drug addicts by introducing them to Hatcrack instead?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 01, 2003 03:22 PM
Is it the Texas Yodelling hour?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted October 01, 2003 03:43 PM
I'm thinking of joining the circus and being a sword-swallower.
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peterh
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posted October 01, 2003 04:49 PM
Did I ever say I was a good pilot?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 01, 2003 05:00 PM
I remember cutting out your heart with a plastic spork, slitting your throat with a 15th century headsman's axe, shooting you 417 times with a 50 caliber machine gun, dropping you in a cliff and running you over with a 3 ton industrial grade steam roller. What are you doing in my office?
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Sopwith
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posted October 01, 2003 05:33 PM
How can he beat his head against the wall like that and not fall unconscious?
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Book
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posted October 01, 2003 07:11 PM
The morgue is packed solid, and the city needs some way to fix this. Any suggestions?
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5710
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posted October 01, 2003 07:14 PM
Peter it's great that they picked your theme but isn't it a little esoteric?
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ludosti
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posted October 01, 2003 07:53 PM
How would you like me to serve your salad?
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pooka
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posted October 01, 2003 09:56 PM
So what did you say to the doctor after such a slow and painful birth?
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Icarus
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posted October 01, 2003 10:42 PM
Why should we stop posting in all threads that have more than forty pages?
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Godric
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posted October 02, 2003 05:13 AM
What if it's a telemarketer -- or worse, Uncle Sam?
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the Professor
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posted October 02, 2003 08:31 AM
What do you think of the fact that the US has 4.8% of world population yet consumes more than 20% of world natural resources?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 02, 2003 11:35 AM
Ouch, that bark really scratched up my arms. Now I have termite bites all over too, though they haven't swollen up as bad. Could I say that Bark was worse than the bites?
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advice for robots
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posted October 02, 2003 12:47 PM
What's actually written on George Washington's headstone?
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