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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 03:05 AM
Your wildlife painting business went under? I thought it would be fuzzier.
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Yebor1
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posted October 10, 2003 03:08 AM
Is that a hand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Well what do you expect for this time of night? [ October 10, 2003, 03:10 AM: Message edited by: Yebor1 ]
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 03:10 AM
Is that the best you could come up with? It's a lucky charm.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 03:12 AM
Is that your...? Nevermind Tea kettles and sugar cubes just went flying all over!
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 03:14 AM
How was brunch with your anger management group? Well, it smelled okay at first.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 03:15 AM
Have you seen my microbiology experiment I left in the fridge a few months ago? No! I only have one left!! [ October 10, 2003, 03:16 AM: Message edited by: Tieko ]
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 03:20 AM
Will you sell me another kidney? Man, that's really full.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 03:23 AM
HA! look, I've...ouch...stuffed 15 mad...ouch...ferrits in my pants. think...ouch...I can get one more?? Only birthday cake and finger tips, thanks.
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Yebor1
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posted October 10, 2003 03:24 AM
Should I flush the toilet now paw? Let bygones be bygones
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 03:26 AM
Do you have that $50 you owe me? I was born to run.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 03:28 AM
(Minute late, few cents short) Why do you like throwing spit balls at ex-convicts and Marine special forces? Only after we poured liquid oxygen into the opening. [ October 10, 2003, 03:30 AM: Message edited by: Tieko ]
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Yebor1
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posted October 10, 2003 03:29 AM
Why did ya rob that bank? its funny how ya can type for one post and end up following a completely different one.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 03:32 AM
Why is everyone laughing at me because my questions don't make sense? I'm just a slow typer.
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 03:34 AM
Any drawbacks to being born with no hands? It's never too late to try.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 03:38 AM
Did you know I've never eaten a pickle, while standing on one foot, and skipping over broken glass? Only when the pasta's not brown.
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Yebor1
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posted October 10, 2003 03:38 AM
should i get married at 99? Look what the cat dragged in.
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 03:40 AM
What's Mickey Mouse doing in our house? Like a wildfire.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 03:43 AM
Did you ever get that blue rash taken care of, or is it still spreading? I'm serious, the cow just dove right in, whole body and everything.
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 03:45 AM
Oprah broke your swimming pool? I could barely get it over my head.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 03:48 AM
[ oh man, that was the FUNNIEST thing ive heard so far ]
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 03:51 AM
Did you know your underwear is hooked under your nose? I just couldn't...no matter how hard i tried...it wouldn't budge.
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 03:55 AM
You went elephant-tipping? I ordered a hamburger!!
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 04:08 AM
You've been a vegitarian all your adult life and one slip up isn't worth committing suicide, what did you eat that was so bad? It was called "Grandmothers Getting Jiggy Night"
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 04:12 AM
It was lesbian porn! How could it be bad?! About a gallon of milk, that's what!
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 04:16 AM
Now what in the world could be dropped over the edge of the 13-story building and do THAT much damage to your little puppy? It has big pointy teeth and it can leap about...look at the bones!!
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 04:18 AM
What have you done to that skeleton?! About as much as a burrito, I think.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 04:24 AM
Do you have any common sense? (j/k) Toe nails, it is all about the toe nails. [ October 10, 2003, 04:34 AM: Message edited by: Tieko ]
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 04:39 AM
What ARE you chewing? Is it really that late?
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 04:45 AM
I've been sitting on this toilet for three and a half hours...and yet not even a poot...Can you hand me another one of OSC's books please? Out of no where he came screeching down the hall screaming, "The blue dots are coming! The blue dots are coming!"
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 04:53 AM
What's a Pac-Man nightmare like? It feels a bit like silk.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 04:56 AM
What's your chain-metal underwear feel like? Just a dash of magic mushrooms. [ October 10, 2003, 05:35 AM: Message edited by: Tieko ]
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 10, 2003 11:02 AM
Have you heard about those sorcerous fungi races? The voices!
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Morbo
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posted October 10, 2003 11:38 AM
What's the best part about meditating alone? *points to sign* Please do not feed the guru.
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Dan_raven
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posted October 10, 2003 04:33 PM
What did I do to you, Guru, to make you sue, you know who? Ooooh. A tongue twister.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted October 10, 2003 04:38 PM
How much fudd could a fuddpucker puck if a fuddpucker could puck fudd? He sang to me, and then he asked me out.
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Zalmoxis
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posted October 10, 2003 04:43 PM
What did Enrico Caruso do when he found you in hiding in his wardrobe? It's both sticky and tacky.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 10, 2003 05:31 PM
Why do you call your new candy STACKY Oh, I thought it had something to do with making big piles out of little piles.
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 05:39 PM
Why do you call it the Florida "clump"? I had to stand in the corner.
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Morbo
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posted October 10, 2003 08:44 PM
Dude, what'd your mom do when she caught you burning down the school? She said NEVER break the 11th commandment--don't get caught.
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 08:50 PM
Must be weird having a fish for a mom, eh? It looked bigger on TV.
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Yebor1
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posted October 10, 2003 11:51 PM
You expect "that" pump to do any good? well we'll just have to siphon it off.
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Frisco
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posted October 11, 2003 05:31 AM
Half-full or half-empty? I dunno. Doesn't it look about three-quarters full? And boy, did it hurt. But it was a good hurt.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 11, 2003 09:13 AM
How did it feel to have that rhinocerous off of you after 17 hours? Thats what you get for shooting it when it was so close.
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Julie
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posted October 11, 2003 11:23 AM
How will I ever get this off of my new cashmier sweater? You just add a little lime juice and a pinch of garlic powder, then pop it into the oven.
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Morbo
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posted October 11, 2003 11:41 AM
So, War Chief, what did the Puma Tribe say was the best way to deal with these cursed missionaries? When they knock on your hut, hide in the shadows; eventually they'll go away.
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Frisco
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posted October 11, 2003 03:09 PM
But what if I just don't feel like making a pizza? I thought I left it under my bed.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted October 11, 2003 05:15 PM
Have you seen the yogurt? yeah it was good...and I've got pictures! [ October 11, 2003, 05:15 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Morbo
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posted October 11, 2003 05:27 PM
So I hope your date was fun, Ashley? Yeah, except for the knife fight it was great!
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Frisco
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posted October 11, 2003 06:12 PM
Sequels usually suck...how was My Big Fat Gangster Wedding ? I'll take mine wrapped in a wet towel.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted October 11, 2003 07:44 PM
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am, I do not like green eggs and ham. It was the Cat-In-The-Hat, I swear!
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